All of you are exactly the same. I see the same type of loser again and again. It�s all so terribly pathetic, and it seems like you bois are in a competition to see who can have the lamest gimmick. Get over it. you�re not the center of the fucking universe, nobody really cares about you. And you know that. you have nothing to be arrogant about. Confidence is hott, but only on hott people. But wait, this is supposed to be the �About Me� section, not the section where I pick apart every ridiculous detail that makes up your life.. or rather, lack of. �

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I�m outgoing, but I can be shy at times. I like the unfamiliar, and I love going places where nobody knows Me. I�m a very manipulative person. Sometimes it�s intentional, sometimes unintentional. I�m superficial. I live in my own little glamorous world of glitter and hunger pains� and you don�t seem to belong in it. It�s just so deliciously clich�, isn�t it? Just so fucking deliciously clich�, this bitchy little princess. �

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Don�t assume things about Me, especially if you do not actually know Me. I�m not motherfuckin� fake. Deal or get out of My face, thanks. If you think you�re fooling me and I don�t know your intentions I can guarantee you that you�re wrong. So you might have cruel intentions for Me? I bet Mine are crueler. Game over, I win again. �

Oh, you think I�m sexy? you want to fuck me? Mmm I know, but who doesn�t?! you can tell me I�m beautiful, you can tell me I�m perfect� but I have heard it many times before. But please, tell me one more time how breathtakingly gorgeous I am, tell me how badly you want me, tell me how madly in love with me you are� tell me what I so desperately hunger to hear.

I actually am quite full of myself. One of my favorite hobbies is staring at myself in the mirror�
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Mirror, mirror, on the wall � why is everyone on the internet so fucking stupid? �

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I�m a little brat.�I can be whiny� if you�re annoying Me, of course. I�ll tell you I hate you and blame everything on you. I can be such a bitch, and I�ll piss you off to the point where you will seriously consider never talking to Me again. But then the next day you�ll realize that you love Me too much to stop talking to Me. That�s called ADDICTION, btw. �

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I don�t like most guys because I can figure them out in less than a minute. I get bored far too easily. Don�t even try to act mysterious in a pathetic attempt to attract my interest.
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And didn�t anyone ever tell you not to try and play mind games with a narcissist? �

I don�t like liars, and I don�t like fakes. I don�t like people that talk shit behind your back, but to your face do nothing but kiss your ass. I love my close friends and would do anything for them, but fuck Me over and you get dropped. I have no room in My life for negativity or negative people. So to avoid Me completely embarrassing you� do not pretend, do not imagine, do not make up stories about yourself, do not try to be Me. I am unique. I am one of a fucking kind. Imitation is never as good as the original now is it? NO. �

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Call Me a bitch, call Me conceited. I�ll be the first to agree with you. I know who I am, and I know what and who I like. Don�t try to impress Me, please. It�s no competition, and know that I will never try to impress you. I am the way I am, if you don�t like it then fuck off. I will notice your flaws before I notice your strengths� please don�t take it personally. No, wait. Go ahead and get butt-hurt. �

I�m the kind of person that you�ll feel very strongly about. Basically, either you�ll love Me or you�ll love to hate Me. Either way, I do not care. I value those close to me, and that�s all that matters. Show me that I can trust you, and I eventually will. But fuck up once, and you�re gone. I don�t give second chances because I have enough people asking for first chances� I don�t have the time to give you a second one. �