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| Sweetly deviant, beautifully twisted, relentlessly ravenous, dichotomous cunt who lives by the motto it is never better to be pissed off than pissed on. My experience is primarily with real life submission and service, both in my personal and professional life. Riding the edge is where I live and breathe the easiest.
Alternately, I'm a 22 year old virgin. fresh out of the convent, who has just seen Fifty Shades of Grey and is craving my one true, very rich, Master. The key words in that sentence are virgin and rich, but if you're picturing a penitent young girl in a habit, on her knees and worshiping, Fucking SHAME ON YOU! Perhaps I have always daydreamed of being a prostitute but my strict Catholic upbringing prohibited me to act on my darkest desires.
Or I'm a dude with a tiny penis, sitting in front of my computer in my dingy white boxer briefs, eating cheerios and drinking Coke out of a 2-Liter bottle while laughing at how easily men on the internet can be persuaded to believe just about anything you tell them.
I could weigh a full ton, have a wart in the middle of my forehead, be anywhere from 18-99, and not be able to kneel if my life depended on it, which really... when does your life ever depend on being able to kneel? Wait... there was that one time, but I digress.
Or, I'm a Pro-Domme looking to sucker in the True Master's who run around with their cocks out waiting for the first drooling subbie (whoever invented the word subbie needs their ass kicked... hard) to fall to her knees and suck gracefully, with her slave heart pounding in her bosom. If one blowjob can inspire marriage proposals, surely it can make one of those True Master's fall to their knees and buy me stuff, right?
The only real thing you will glean from this profile is I know how to spell, I am reasonably articulate, and I have a sense of humor. Beyond that, you're gonna have to trust your gut instinct. If you don't have one of those, I suggest you acquire one quickly. You're going to need it here. I believe they sell them on Amazon.
Oh, and I hate feet. Anything to do with feet. I think feet are strictly for walking on and should not be involved in anything erotic, sensual or sexual. Ever. :)
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