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Female Dominant, 40, Dallas, Texas
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About UnrealisticDom
Hello. I am an old, short, fat, broke Master seeking a slave that fits the following qualifications to serve me however I want whenever I want while allowing me to avoid responsibility, consequences, or realistic expectations.
Slaves must be 18-24, muscular, skinny, tall, completely smooth, independently wealthy, have no family or career obligations, drug and disease free, without any sort of mental, emotional, or physical impairments. No exceptions! If you are over 24, or plan on ever getting older than 24, don't even think about contacting me. I deserve what I want just because I want it. Ideally I would like a harem of 10-12 barely legal slaves with perfect physiques, because that's just what I deserve by nature of my own self-professed awesomeness. Did I mention I'm a Master? All I have to do is say I'm a Master and that makes it real, right?
Slaves must also have no STDs and allow me and everyone else I want to bareback them. Don't even ask me what my STD status is because you don't deserve to know. If you are a real slave you will never have any health problems that I need to worry about, and if you somehow manage to get sick or injured because of the horrible and abusive way I treat you, well it's just your own fault and probably what you deserve anyway.
Slaves will relocate to me at a moment's notice, no questions asked, and spend the rest of their lives living in my rundown trailer in the middle of nowhere. You will pay for your room and board, as well as give me a large allowance and pay for everything that I want. You will surrender all of your property and bank accounts to me and allow me to take out massive debt under your name that I have no intention or ability to pay back.
Slaves must work a fulltime job to support me, maybe two or three fulltime jobs. Slaves will also work around the clock to clean and cook for me, as well as take care of my twelve cats, my yard, my infirmed morbidly obese roommate, and my kids from a previous marriage. In your freetime slaves will maintain a perfect physique, keep themselves immaculately clean and completely smooth from the nose down using only the rusty blades and cold water that I provide them with. If you do not meet my expectations I will beat you senseless, lock you in a cage for weeks at a time while still insisting that you maintain several jobs, keep up your housework and take care of me.
As a self-identified superior Master, I expect to sit around all day, eating crappy food, chain smoking, drinking, collecting SSI, and watching Fox News, while still operating under the impression that I am superior to everyone around me just because I call myself a Master on the internet. For this you will have complete respect and admiration for me. If you don't agree to this, I guess that just means you are not a real slave. I'm so sick of the game players on this site! Either you worship me as the Master I claim to be, or you are a phony. Simple as that.
Also, I don't have any pictures to share with you so don't even ask. I will expect you to send me every picture that has been taken of you since birth, as well as providing me with copies of your birth certificate, drivers license, social security card, car registration, and life insurance policies.
I expect my slaves to perform for me on cam, send me daily emails containing lengthy erotic fantasies tailored to my specific kinds, and also regularly send me checks and gifts. Once you have taken care of all my immediate needs and proven yourself to me, then I will totally for real summon you to come for an in trial visit of 24 hours. After the 24 hour trial period is over, you will have 30 seconds to sign a lifetime contract with my that has no legal standing but will be totally enforcable just by my sheer power of delusion.
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Well, I've been on this site for about six whole hours and not a single so-called slave has shown up at my doorstep ready to surrender their future and the contents of their bank accounts to me sight unseen. What a bunch of fakes and phonies. I'm starting to suspect that there aren't any actual real slaves in existence and all of your are just game players. Clearly, I'm the only one on this site that cares about reality. If I don't get a slave within another six hours I'm going to start listing the names of wannabe slaves that offended me by not responding to my mispelled, cryptic messages. |
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