Hey there pretty lady (or dude, or person who doesn't feel they are defined by a specific gender). How YOU doin'?

I spent the majority of my formative years in Orange County, excepting a few years in LA and Israel. Thank god I escaped the OC to go off to college. It's like the people there, pretty on the outside but boring as hell.

Anyways, I spent two years at UCSB and one at UCLA before I received a BA in Poli Sci. Like most liberal arts majors, I had no idea what to do with myself and went to Law School. If it hadn't been for the fact that the school was in NYC I would've considered the experience a huge waste.

After I graduated, I recieved a piece of paper letting me know I graduated and a ton of debt. Eventually, I decided law wasn't for me, partly because I find it boring, and partly because I couldn't find a job. Ended up in tech sales and I love it.

Addendum: So far, I've mainly explored the BDSM scene through fantasies (aka porn) and by attending clubs/parties as an observer only. I'm getting to a point in my life where I really want to explore this side of myself, thus why I'm on this site. If you see anything you like and are interested in getting to know me better, feel free to hit me up. I'm more than happy to at least make a new friend!

I work in a sales role at a tech startup. In my spare time I do the same things most people do, like read, watch tv, meet up with friends, etc. But in general, most of my life these days consists of staring at a glowing laptop monitor.

Listening. Talking. Making people feel better.

That I have really long eyelashes.

Way too many to list in each category.

For starters, let's say Coltrane, Velvet Underground, Bloc Party, Wu Tang, Local Natives, and Daft Punk for music.

Woody Allen, Stanley Kubrick, David Lynch, and the Coen brothers for movies.

Pynchon, Vonnegut, Joyce, and some philosophy for books.

Rare steak and burritos for food.

Mad Men, Arrested Development, the Sopranos, and Game of Thrones for shows.

Here are six things that I could do without:

1) being asked what six things I could never do without
2) bad drivers
3) people who are shitty to those who can't fight back
4) intolerance (excepting intolerance against the intolerant and intolerance of stupidity)
5) people talking about zombies all the time, just let it die
6) teenagers/people who act like they're still teenagers

Lots of stuff. You should too. Thinking is good.

Looking for love in all the wrong places. Or being boring because I feel lazy.

I used to drink a decent amount and gave it up because I couldn't handle my scotch. It seems like a lot of you out there aren't a fan of the non-drinkers, so I just want to put it out there that I'm not uptight and hang out at bars/with intoxicated people quite often. I just don't get down and I'm much happier for it, but I'm far removed from being a teetotaler.