Thaily

Transgender Submissive, 20, bangkok

Male Submissive, 33, Bangkok

Male Dominant, 50, BOLTON

Of all the doms who complain there are no subs on this site, I wonder how many of them are the type who send you soliciting messages without reading your profile first.

Hebben TBS klinieken ook internet? Aan sommige berichtjes die ik ontvang wel zo te zien :P

This service is brought to you by the dumbass-to-English translations bureau. Dumbass: I'M LEAVING CUZ U GAIS R ALL FAKERS AND LOSERS! English: I can't find hot supermodel-quality people to hit me, kick me and lick me just the way I want them to within the 2 weeks I've been on this site. I'm a sad, spoiled brat who demands instant gratification from people I have nothing to offer in return so I'm going to throw an e-tantrum, take my virtual ball and go home. Then I will sit in my chair, smugly thinking that people will read my whiny profile and/or journal and feel sad that I left the site while under the delusion that complaining makes me desirable. We now return you to your regularly scheduled beatings.

Ah, I love flea markets. I really do. T The stuff you find... http://www.tinypic.com/r/2s14r5s/3 Welcome to my home, take off your coat. Take it off! Do it now! NOW! TAKE IF OFF FASTER YOU WOR-fuck it, I'm getting the cane.

This blows my mind: http://www.eurodomina.com/sessiessegway.html How can a Segway be in any way related to BDSM activity? They are possibly the most unsexy human invention ever! I'm so confused! O_o;

Moments like this I wish I had a pet, I need someone to practice applying make-up on! :P Tips welcome if anyone cares to help out a make-up n00b?

I wonder, any other belly dancing subs on the site?

Does anyone have a good BDSM/kink/scenario checklist? Preferably one that differentiates between having it done to you and doing it to someone? Preferably something I can cut&paste into a word document?

My apologies to those who've sent notes, I need to wait a few days before I can mail you back. Inbred, mouth breathing rednecks have been lighting (illegal) fireworks here for over two weeks and I'm having some trouble concentrating. Let's hope they seriously injure and/or kill themselves and I'll see you guys in the new year!

Balkenende is a dickless cocksniffer! :D Seriously, so he's the Dutch prime minister right? And head of a very Christian political party. The Dutch government has gained significant influence with the Dutch banks due to the economy crisis and they're using it to make the Dutch banks close the accounts of brothels/sex shops/erotic massage parlors etc. It just means these people will take their money to the Dutch wing of any foreign bank like Bank Of Scotland and Scotland will get the taxes and interest. Their prudish bullcrap is only making them miss out a considerable amount of income (sex sells, even in bleak times!) during an economic crisis. Well done Dutch government! Well done indeed. Next election I'm finding the most hedonistic pagans to vote for. Seriously, on one hand our Christian government is shouting "MAKE MORE BABIES!" and on the other they want people to stop having sex? Or maybe just stop enjoying sex. Good luck with that.

R.I.P Betty Page. It's a sad thing to lose such an icon.

Dear dumbinates, don't write to me that you're contacting me because you have read and like my profile. I can check that, more often than not you're not in the "who's viewing me"-list.

Hey, the site has Tetris. Aaaw yeah :D

I always get a lot of people messaging me, asking if I want to be their domme/sub, when my profile clearly states I'm only interested in making friends. I know I'm not the only person who gets this either. I wonder if the people who send these messages without bothering to read someone's profile, a basic courtesy, know what a gigantic ass they're making out of themselves. Seriously, either these people are stupid or so arrogant as to believe they're better than whomever you're with at that moment and you're going to fall madly in lust with them when they send you "hi u want 2 im i liek girls lol". Neither stupidity nor arrogance is an attractive quality in a friend/partner/top/etc.

Happy zombie-Jesus-day everyone :D

On the odd change someone reading this can help me, does anyone know of BDSM brunches or other casual group get-togethers in the Netherlands?

I went to pick up some things at the local sex shop yesterday and found out they sell the morning after pill. That's very exciting news! Dutch women have reproductive choices and our society hasn't collapsed into whoring and STDs, go fig! That sex shop is made of win and awesome :)

Ah, BDSM life; My (animal) pets belong to me, I belong to my Dom and we all belong to the cat :P

I love checking my mail here, it's always a riot. If it's not "Uber domliest of doms who can't read profiles #7801" then it's some poor untended sub lashing out at those who -are- owned. I think some doms need to start taking multiple pets and give them something to do. I swear, it's like highschool at times :P

Just a quick note, I try to reply to all of the pleasant notes I've received, especially from people seeking a casual "penpal" to chat with. But it's hard to write back sometimes if you don't mention either in your note or your profile if we have common grounds or not. Other than an interest in BDSM I mean, that's pretty much a given.

And then one day you log in to find your "admirers" list has grown to a second page, ah, crazy >_o But's nice to be appreciated. People will probably think this is a weird entry, I'm sure everyone else is on their 16'th page or something :P

Just a clue for the clueless, if you feel the need to offer me money for sex you are obviously aware that there's a very good reason why women won't fuck you for free. Sorry, I don't do pityfucks, for money or for free. I'm in a monogamous relationship with my top as my profile clearly states and if it hurts your fragile little ego that you can't have me you'll just have to suck it up. But don't worry, I'm sure there's a woman with no standards out there for you somewhere.

It never fails to amuse me how many people don't even bother to read my profile but instead just contact me directly and inform me of their search of a "twue sub" and expect me to fall madly in lust with them. The same goes for native speakers of the English language who are unable or unwilling to use proper spelling, grammer and punctuation. And people who obviously send the same note to every profile they find remotely appealing, you know the type. Generic header, generic flattery, no references to your profile at all. Or people who refer to complete strangers as "sluts" and other such "praise" and better yet, get offended when you tell them then to put it in response to their insults. How do these people expect to be taken seriously? I know I can't be the only person who has standards. Even if I was in the market for a sub/Dom/me I'd look for someone who's intelligent, mature and has a sense of humor. Not some desperate groingrabbing Neanderthal.

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