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| I'm Tom. For those of you that never spent any time dealing with phonetic alphabet, that is what Tango Oscar Mike stands for.
I'm 34. I'm divorced. I have no children.
Physically, I am six feet tall and 250 pounds. I am the 800 pound gorilla in the room. That's just fine with me. I don't shy away from attention.
I graduated from college with straight As. Not many people do that, but I didn't really think it was all that hard. The only thing I really learned at college was that college had nothing to teach me. I qualify to join Mensa, but I really don't need the recognition.
I work in the insurance industry. I help people make sure that their life doesn't get any more fucked up than it has to should something fucked up happen to them. Its simple. Its an honest living. I like the word "fuck".
Outside of work, I like to hunt and fish. I drive a big ol' jacked up truck. I ride a Harley. I like shooting sports, big ugly dogs, and basically anything that you do outside. I believe that almost any day spent outdoors is better than almost any day indoors. I pack a pistol, everywhere I go, every day of my life.
I am mainly carnivorous. I would rather eat a steak than cake. I would rather have chicken wings than cookies. I would rather eat some soft boiled eggs than candy. If it has ever been an animal, or would turn into an animal if it was properly incubated its fair game on my menu. I'm a meatatarian. Its a lifestyle choice LOL.
I love laughing. People tell me that my laugh is infectious. I would hope so. Laughing is fucking awesome, and I wouldn't want to live without laughter.
I believe that cannabis is a plant, an herb, and a flower. It is no more of a drug than coffee. If you think that I sound like the perfect guy for you...if I only I wouldn't use cannabis...keep walking sister. I don't care if you're a perfect ten with the brain of a genius, the voice of an angel, and Sasha Grey's porno skill set. I don't plan on stopping for anyone...ever. I'm not a pothead. I have career goals. I've never been to jail. I don't "wake and bake". Cannabis improves my life. End of story.
Every time I put a physical type on this website someone comes along and gets offended by it. So, how is this? If you like what you see and read send me a message. I will be honest with you when I reply. That's about all I can do. I will tell you that I am not interested in anything that has a penis, anyone older than me, anyone taller than me, or black girls.
Its only fair to bring this up now. I don't experience fear like people normally do. In fact, the only thing that I have ever found in life that scared me was the possibility of losing someone that I love. I'm not afraid of robbers, muggers, aliens, dogs, spiders, or anything physical. I'm genetically incapable of generating the same type of response to fear that you do. "Scary" things tend to release a surge of adrenaline and cortisol that allow me to do two things, focus and destroy. I think fast and act faster.
I don't want a play partner. I have an entire phone full of those. Its my hope to find one person who wants to do this right and make a life together. I loved being married. A woman would have to be VERY special for me to get married again, but I love the idea of going to bed with someone, waking up next to them, sharing meals, sharing stories, doing things together...a real partnership.
I hope that you were able to get a glimpse into who I am. My fetish list is pretty complete. Obviously, I'm sure that there are some things missing, but you can get a pretty good idea of what I like.
If you send me a message, and you don't have a detailed profile, please take a minute to tell me a little bit about yourself. It doesn't have to be an autobiography, just an overview. Think of it like a television commercial. Make me want to buy what you're selling LOL.
"Brave and generous men live best".
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