tandersia

Hey there!
Longtime listener, first-time caller — just kidding, I’ve rewritten this thing more times than I can count.
Like John Brown, I’m a chaotic good.
Like a golden retriever, I’m a big fan of head pats and being told I’m a good boy.
Likes: kindness, empathy, college sports, lefty politics, adventure, writing, history, animals, existential angst, video games that are basically glorified spreadsheets with colorful maps, cooking, collecting haunted books, disassociating to Turner Classic Movies at 2:00 a.m., and taking care of others.
Dislikes: fascists, not getting head pats; being eaten by radioactive lizard monsters; last second gate changes; that moment when you start singing a song half a second early and die a little more inside.
Main Kinks: ABDL, ANR, MDLB, DDLG, Gentle Femdom
Main Curiosities: Pegging, Spanking
Looking for: LTR with someone kind, affectionate, and open-minded. Bonus points if you enjoy holding hands at Six Flags and slow dancing in the living room. Double bonus points if you’ll tell our waiter this isn’t what I ordered.
KINK TEST:
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Boy/Girl
100% Switch
100% Rope bunny
98% Experimentalist
97% Daddy/Mommy
94% Brat
94% Ageplayer
94% Submissive
90% Voyeur
87% Rigger
81% Degradee
79% Dominant
71% Brat tamer
71% Master/Mistress
70% Degrader
69% Slave
59% Pet
43% Exhibitionist
41% Primal (Prey)
40% Owner
33% Vanilla
31% Masochist
29% Primal (Hunter)
22% Sadist