im making an account here basically to talk shit and post on the message boards but i know people always really want a profile of some kind anyway. im not 99 years old and im not from sri lanka, although ive always wanted to go there because i want to play polo while riding an elephant.
someday i may update this profile with all kinds of fearsome and beautiful bullshit but for rihgt now its just a placeholder ok bye.
i love when dudes block me then keep checkign my profile like good little obsessed sad-fats. feels like victory :D
lol sum "master" who goes on and on about how republican he is kepes veiwing my profile sorry dude but im not gay plz stop perving me man
try not 2 panic but i just haerd their were fakes on the site
repeat warnign peoploe not telling the truth on the intenrnet!
wot is the world coming 2?????
dudes who are way into anime are soooo creepy
guys stop useing that warhol style pic for yuor profile pics it isnt 1998 anymore and that shit aint hip plus it doesnt hide how old you are it just makes you look older bc warhol? wtf?
i can do 117 pushups in a row how many can yuo do, fatty? lmao
you mad, bro?
lmao
"meat wasnt fresh. really no excuse for that in a zoo, is there?" jekyll
omg quincy, m.e. is on netflix instant. thats the best news this week!
errybody shoudl come over right now and get stoned and watch some quincy. and by 'errybody' i of course mean fine-ass ladies.
cant prove it scientifcaly but i think perrier makes me pee way more than either evian or fiji water. could it be the carbonation? or is it just that the french love to take the piss out of things (LOL)?
srsly tho if any girls are into being pissed on, hit me up. i am pissing up a river of perrier here. normally i bottom but id be willing to switch as a piss-top rihgt now shame to let all this go to waste.
i get a killer head rush whenever i eat a lot of salt. it's like getting stoned and doing a line of coke at the same time, but it only lasts for like a split second. wtf is that shit? am i havign a stroke?
all these years later and that shit is still tighter than the skin on a frog's ass
eating some dopeass beet soup and watching zoolander. zoolander is fucking criminally underrated. later today i will probaby watch a fem dom clip and j/o. tonight i have my basketball league, then some friends are coming over for a starship troopers/robocop double feature. probably flirt with this one chick who is coming over while we both get drunk, then j/o and go to bed.
