SullenEyedSmile

Vanilla me:?My hobbies include bending used staples into their original half-square shape, winding tape back onto the dispenser, cutting intricate designs into lawns using hair clippers, hugging random objects in public, playing monopoly against myself with every piece, writing "I love you" on paper airplanes and throwing them at people and then hiding, making awkward profiles, drinking juice, confusing people with awkward jokes, confusing myself with awkward jokes, enjoying nature, and doing impressions of myself.

Really though, I'm a light-hearted,?laid back?guy, though I'm also ambitious. I love making others laugh and am a great listener. I'll update this with more funny-ish stuff later on.

Kink me: I love giving oral, and am fascinated by nipples. I'm very giving sexually. I'm drug and disease free.

I'm extremely curious about squirting. I've never been with a woman who squirts but I want to very badly.

I don't care about looks or race or anything like that.