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"To me, you are still nothing more than a little boy who is just like a hundred thousand other little boys. And I have no need of you. And you, on your part, have no need of me. To you I am nothing more than a fox like a hundred thousand other foxes. But if you tame me, then we shall need each other. To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, I shall be unique in all the world....” 

No, but seriously... unless you actually keep up with football, don't talk to me about it like you know what you're saying.  It's kind of like having rotten teeth and then bragging about how much you brush your teeth.

An open bar is a dangerous game... Especially when you make a point to become friends with the bartender.

Sippin' from your cup 'til it runneth over... holy grail.

Way to pull out another W by the skin of your teeth, boys.  I'll take it.

Dear Mr. Brady,

if I wanted to watch shitty football, I'd be a Saints fan. Get it together, or it's going to be a long season for all of us. And while I have you, take it easy on the superhero passes to Amendola, it's the season opener, his vagina is already broken and we can't afford another Gronk situation on our hands.

Love,
Ashleigh

Malibu and coke is the cat's pajamas. Being young is also the cat's pajamas. Feeling like my old-old self again. Getttt it.

bye-bye, blonde hair.  We'll meet again next spring.

I think my mind is playing tricks on me.

I had a really unnerving dream about you last night... you impatiently kept saying,

"are you ready yet?!" 

Broke my foot 3 days before I moved to the city, so now I've got cabin fever when I'm anxious to do some exploring of my new home!

"You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better."

You were right when you said life moves in circles... Happy Cinco De Mayo.

Thanks so much for pissing away Super Bowl 47, Tom.

what. the. FUCK.

There's a voice inside my head that's holding me back...

Well, tell her that I miss our little talks.

Ugh! Old people, stop messaging me!

Ladies of Collarme:

When it is not stated in your profile that you're looking for another female submissive/domme, and another submissive/domme messages you saying "we should, like, trade pics!"    ....100% of the time it is a dude just looking to get naked pictures of you. I'm quite shocked there are so many who are so dumb.  It's as simple as putting 2 and 2 together.  If you are not in to women, why would you be trading pictures?  And why would another submissive be asking you to trade pictures?  You people are idiots.

I actually just met someone who told me they drive their Prius ironically. I looked right in that douche bag's face and said "fucking hipsters..." and then walked away.

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

Oh hey, Gostkowski, thanks for casually kicking away that MIRACLE Willfork gave us. Kicking field goals from half way down the field all game and end it like that... much appreciated, a-hole.

I'm just a holy fool and baby it's so cruel, but I'm still in love with Judas, baby.

I gotta fly once, I gotta try once, only can die once, right sir.

Life is juicy, juicy and you see, I gotta have my bite, sir.

:(

"Really, Severus? After all this time?"

"Always."

It's almost here, it's almost here, it's almost HERE!

Oh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels.

And the girl on the car in the parking lot says 'man you should try to take a shot, can't you see my walls are crumbling?' And she looks up at the building, says she's thinking of jumping. She says she's tired of life, she must be tired of something 'round here...

You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter.

Oh Tracy Chapman... sometimes you just know the exact words.

HUGE, CONTENTED SIGH OF RELIEF.

You are the bad person in this situation... So why do I feel so sad, all the time?

Attention assholes who use the term YOLO: Hakuna Matata is a much more adequate phrase, and people will actually smile when you say it- perhaps even sing the song- instead of roll their eyes and inwardly call you a douche for using YOLO. Oh, and putting it at the end of a sentence about the irresponsible things you do doesn't erase the shitty choices you made.

Oh, you dropped out of high school? I bet that worked out so well for you and your steady minimum wage job.

Oh, you drive a '95 Honda and blast Biggie while cruising in your suburb neighborhood? You must be hard as fuck.

"I fought for you.. Endlessly I fought for you. Even now I'm fighting to stay away from you because every day I miss you more than the last, if it's even possible for a person to feel that much.  Our love was complicated and all-consuming, the kind that inspires sonnets and painfully brilliant art. But you left the Empire State building after two minutes.  You didn't fight for me; don't I deserve to be fought for?" -Blair Waldorf

"And we'll have Halloween on Christmas... And in the night we'll wish this never ends, we'll wish this never ends."

Oh, you got asked to work at Hollister or Abercrombie? You must be America's Next Top Model.

Oh, your profile picture is an intimidating stance with an unfailing gaze?  You must be so dominant.

Oh, your profile picture is a car? You must be so wealthy.

Oh, you work out for 2 hours every day Non stop? You must be knee deep in pussy.

The goal in life is not to find the meaning of everything, but to sync the beat of your heart to the beat of the universe.

My hands are still glued to this stupid table...  anyone have some paint thinner?

Uploading baby pictures of my 18 year old cousins to Facebook is always the highlight of my day...

It's just an added bonus when they get mad. :)

For those of you who have nothing to do... check out the Dateline NBC right now... very sad. Bullying SHOULD be a felony and those assholes at South Hadley high school SHOULD be convicted. RIP Phoebe Prince

My head is swoll, my confidence is up, this stage is my pedestal, I'm unstoppable, incredible..

Eli Manning can suck a bag of dicks.  

I try to outrun all the memories, but I keep falling down.

you could look in to the future, it's right behind your eye lids.

but I don't wanna know, 'cause shit I like surprises.

Jesus is my virtue, but Judas is the demon I cling to..

Well, she was an American girl, raised on promises. She couldn't help thinking that there was a little more life somewhere else, after all it was a great big world..

for all of you who message me patting yourselves on the back for telling me that one of my posts is from the song Wonder wall by oasis,  you can also hang your heads in shame, because if that's the only song you recognize from my posts... then congratulations, you are what's wrong with society.

I will now wait for the new flood of messages for those of you googling every one of my posts to prove you knew those other songs all along.  ;)

I miss Kitty Friend.

I'm just a no one, with nothing to give you but...

OH MY GAWD. I fucking love the iPhone.

I had a way then

losing it all on my own

[I had a heart then

but the queen has been over thrown

and I'm not sleeping now

the dark is too hard to beat]

and I'm not keeping up

the strength I need to push me.

I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.

If you enjoy the winter, don't talk to me.   We have nothing in common.

Why is it that everyone thinks their entitled to act as though they already own me when they don't even so much as know my name?

It's called common courtesy, if you're too lazy to use it-  don't talk to me, because we have nothing in common.