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The Training of Celyn DeRose

Celyn was a lesbian in her mid 50’s and once again found herself seeking a relationship. Bored to tears she found herself writing up yet another profile on the Internet.  She had dabbled in BDSM over the years and as a consequence had been in and out of poly relationships, had a few dominant play partners that she explored limits with, but generally speaking had not surrendered herself to the lifestyle other than to dabble in some weekly scenes and enjoying dating partnerships.  She had not lived with anyone in the past 20 years, preferring her own autonomy to long-term company.

Intelligent, slim, decent looking, albeit older, articulate, aging, kinky and submissive.  Hardly a good catch, for any of the old school Dommes; that wanted young or dumb or service sluts and a far cry away from any vanilla woman’s wet dreams.

Muttering under her breath she pushed the keyboard back and stared at the screen.  This is the part where she was asked once again to write what she wanted in an ideal match. 

Gawd how she hated online dating sites in the kink zone.  She already knew from experience that 97% of those that contacted her would be frauds. 

Mostly men pretending to be Dominant women, what the hell was with them and their sick fascination for lesbians?  All in all they were pretty easy to suss out.  The; what are you wearing question would come up or the request for a naked photo, always dead give a ways. 

 A few would be housewives with a husband and kids that had always wanted a lesbian experience.  Harder to weed out, as phone or skype would confirm them to be women. Over time their inaccessibility at certain hours would clinch the gut knowing.

 Most of the rest of them would be personality disordered Dominants that had anger problems and deep rooted abandonment issues.  It was just a matter of time before their true colors would manifest, unfortunately a month or two could be wasted on the waiting it out factor.

“Cripes why do I even bother”.  Rubbing her  forehead and eyes with the heels of her hands, she peered back at the screen and took a stab at the keyboard with a one fingered peck.  The word “I” popped up on the screen with curser next to it, blinking back at her.

She pulled the keyboard back in and finished typing the sentence,  upon completion it read

               “I want the impossible.”

I want an intelligent, wise spiritually adept Dominant OWNER.  Yes at the ripe old age of 50 something I am finally ready to be a true slave.  Saddistic Lesbian Dominants with the absolute desire to be an Owner ONLY need apply.

Chuckling to herself she hit the send button and watched the screen clarify her perfect match file under the correct heading.  She closed down the site and turned off her computer.

Madame TigerLily found my earlier Domme checklist valuable and spent some considerable time in communication with me and  adding another Pro Domme category.  Along with Her additional help of editing and revising. Here is the revised addition with Her most welcomed and appreciated input.

• I get around to responding to him/her when I am not too busy with more important things. {WdP}
• What’s the rush, I will get around to it when the mood strikes or I bloody well feel like it.  I have a real life, you know, and I tell these submissives so. {BTP}
• Ignore his/her answers; he/she wrote back so now I know I can ask him/her to meet me in private so W/we can play. {SD}
• I demand tribute in the form of an(other) Amazon gift card if he/she wants to continue to interact with Me. {PRO}

• If I am busy I write him/her a brief note that day saying when I will respond in more depth.  Or set aside some time within the next 24 hours to respond. {D}
• I don’t always have time to write--these subs need to learn patience, and I will get back to them, just not now. {WdP}
• Ignore answering him/her.  It is up to Me when I want to respond, if I want to respond.  I inform him/her he/she must respect that. {BTP}
• Respond when I see that he/she is on line and I'm feeling horny, then invite him/her into chat. {SD}
• Keep him/her hanging until he/she gets so desperate, he/she offers tribute just to get My attention. {PRO}

• I want to get to know his/her mind and heart first. {D}
• I want to see how he/she reacts under a bit of pressure. {WdP}
• I want to take him/her straight into a scene and see how he/she responds to bending him/her to My will. {BTP}
• Sex scenes are what cyber is about. {SD}
• I demand tribute in the form of an Amazon gift card. {PRO}

• I always follow through. {D}
• I get around to following through eventually, better late than never. {WdP}
• I give well-thought-out excuses he/she will believe. {BTP}
• Oh for heaven’s sake it is just cyber. {SD}
• I demand tribute in the form of an Amazon gift card and make certain it is in my account in advance. {PRO}

• I take the time to discuss options in order to see if the different ways W/we deal with things can be overcome, creating respectful boundaries around actions and deeds so B/both O/our needs are met. {D}
• I talk to him/her a bit then brush it off with a joke - life’s too short for drama or to take too seriously - W/we like each O/other, right? {WdP}
• How dare he/she find fault with Me!  I am always right and if he/she questions my convincing lie, I will have to find major flaws in his/her character.  Storm off and see if he/she returns to grovel. {BTP}
• Maybe W/we can play this out in a scene.  you are probably just horny and need to release some energy. {SD}
• I remind him/her I have many more subs (with deep pockets) lined up who would jump at the chance to have a one-on-one session with Me. {PRO}

Feminists Need a Sense of Humor

Thought Y/you might A/all like a good chuckle.

i copied and pasted this from : Another site that when i post the name of is auto deleted by CM.

Feminist Kinksters  (Group)

by Boadie 2 days ago

Jokes written by Boadie

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Guy says: "Feminists really need to get a sense of humor... and that Margaret Cho is such a dyke."

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When he called me "feminazi", I thought he was talking about kinky role play.

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The man who was flirting with me asked me if I shave.

I replied, "No, do you?"

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My mom told me that I should put on a little lipstick.

So I put some on my boobs and walked around with my shirt off.

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One guy looked at another guy and said, "That guy looks like a fag."

So I replied, "Well if you're interested, go talk to him!"

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He told me that women look prettier when they smile.

I told him that men look prettier when they shut the fuck up.

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He told me to make him a sandwich.

I asked him what kind of sandwich he would like to be.

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He accused me of hating men.

I told him that some men are into that type of thing, and he shouldn't judge.

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He accused me of hating men.

Hate is a strong word.

But despise is an even stronger word.

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Somebody said that my boyfriend was pussy whipped.

But that's impossible. My boyfriend doesn't have a pussy. I whip his cock, of course.

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He asked me if I have daddy issues.

I asked him, "Why? Do you wanna play?"

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He told me that patriarchy hurts men too.

I told him it doesn't hurt as much as the bottom of my spiked heel.

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He told me I have female supremacism.

I asked him if I could get hot sauce on that.

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He told me that Dommes are supposed to love their subs.

So I sent my meatball sandwich a Valentine's Day card.

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He told me that the word "feminism" is unfair because it excludes men.

I told him that the word "humanism" is unfair because it excludes the alien reptile overlords.

Rant for emotional maturity in BDSM

I am beginning to feel like my own tiny little island in the middle of a raging ocean of emotional sea wrecks.

Dodging some Dommes and subs rude posts is quickly becoming as intimidating as driving in rush hour traffic. Respect is a word that seems to be losing any semblance of a two-way focal point. Manners seem to have been hi- jacked with some kind of emotional turrets that once past the “ hi how are you” stage erupts into judgmental spewing.

Defensive reactions and blame sometimes feel like they have become the "new" modern day tactics for problem solving.

I personally have no clue how any D/s relationship can be sought and maintained without Respect, manners and mature emotional problem solving skill sets, being practically used by both parties from introduction to grave.

Submissive does not equate to childish demanding tactics or being battered by arrogant, self absorbed personality disorders.

Emotional maturity is not storming off, ignoring or putting another human being down because they view the world differently. Supremacy does not equate with the inability to listen. Thought flies that buzz in the inner sanctums of mind are of no practical use if W/we do not actually check, by asking, to validate if O/our suppositions are accurate.

W/we are not suddenly gifted with psychic abilities and a crystal ball because we entered the BDSM lifestyle. Respect, manners, well honed listening and problem solving skill sets are the corner stone of what subs seek in a Domme and visa versa. If those objectives are not the highest priority in O/our tool kit, then the other whips, chains and toys W/we own are simply there to validate emotionally immature drama, patriarchal standards, and ongoing abuse.

I did not mean to offend A/anyone with this rant, it is a generalization of something I am noting and not to be taken that I am suggesting E/everyone behaves with emotional immaturity. W/we are A/all unique and different.

I guess One can surmise that I seek a respectful Domme and will treat all Dommes that enquire after me with that same regard.