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Wow.

You wanna know why some of you ladies receive short emails and one liners without much substance to them?

Because you delete messages from decent guys, who took the time to read your profile and access common interests, both vanilla and kink oriented, to determine whether you might be compatible with them....

And you delete them without reading them.

How can a 18 year old have an outdated profile?

I asked myself this question after I read it on someone's profile.  I came back with a relatively quick answer.

When you're 18... there is so much going on that your life is changing daily, or so you think... every little petty disagreement, argument or glance at a party is the BEST or WORST day of your life.  Everyday it's something new that is completely going to pinball you off into a new direction... for the rest of your life.

Fast forward til your 30.  Everyday feels like the same and you change yearly because of how slowly things need to fall into place before there is movement or progression.

Heh, this kind of sounds like leveling up a character in a video game. 

You have a Nazi Uniform fetish?

Okay, I draw the line somewhere.  That's fucking retarded.

HAHAHAHA!
Just saw a profile that had a video message included in it.  The message began with.. hey guys.. this is me, so you know I'm not a fake.
Profile lists her as 21 years old.  By the look of her, she couldn't have been any YOUNGER than 28.

Just saw a profile pic of some gargantuan woman who was eating a cheeseburger.  I don't mean like.. hey, I'm out with friends at a restaurant and this was on my plate.  No, more like her massive ass, stuffed into a compact car's passenger seat, stuffing her face with one of those 49 cent McDonald's cheeseburgers and holding up her cellphone to snap the picture.
Fucking WOW.  That'll bring you some positive attention, I'm sure of it.

Typical pissed off female's profile reads like this....
"UGGH!  SO SICK OF LIARS AND FAKES!  WHERE ARE ALL THE GOOD MEN!!"

*9 picture photo gallery*
pic 1.   your large breasts in a sexy push up bra
pic 2.   your hand covering your tits
pic 3.   ass pic in a thong
pic 4.   obligatory picture of you spreading your pussy lips (is that even attractive?)
pic 5.   blurry face pic with you and a couple friends. 
pic 6.   graphic with some saying on it like "real men bend me over before the first date" or "boys make great pets" written in some glittery, cursive, pink font
pic 7.   you with your cat/dog
pic 8.   bikini pic with sunglasses on
pic 9.   a car  (?????)

Hmmm... wonder why you attract the trashiest of men....

I read a lot of profiles that state this...  "If you have a problem with me being a SBBW then move along."
I have to ask the question.. why don't YOU have a problem with YOU being a SBBW?  Have a little pride in yourself. 
I don't have chiseled abs myself, but I'm hardly a mammoth of a man.  I think I realize when I have a weight problem and it deserves some attention and effort.

Read a submissive woman's profile today that said that any Dom that writes her has to have a motorcycle.
That's original.  Stupid as shit, but it's atleast original.

I don't own any of myself to begin with, but I do notice an awful lot of profiles that state that they have no interest in seeing cock pics.  It's usually said in a somewhat angry way, so I'm assuming they see it a lot and are pretty tired of it.
I think I feel a similiar way with all of the female profiles and their obsession with fucking cats, being a cat, showing pictures of their cat, cartoon graphics of cats or being called a kitty.
For the record, I don't hate kittens. 

Have you ever looked at a profile of a woman who looks like Shrek's long, lost sister and it says in like size 48 font NO MEN! and you just laugh out loud and say.. okay.  Not a fucking problem!  

Observations from looking at thousands of profiles on here (and hiding 99.9% of them from view)

1.  So many large women use the term BBW to describe themselves.  I disagree with this use.  Just because you're big (which I don't have a problem with at all) doesn't automatically mean you can slap a beautiful to it.  Some folks are just flat out hideous. 
2.  Some of the hottest women on this site are lesbians and have no interest in men whatsoever.  Not that it matters to me much because generally speaking, people that fine are way out of my league anyway, but still... it's just the principle notion that outside of being already untouchable to me, they are WAY untouchable. 
3.  So many Dommes come across as just unrulely bitches.  Like down right need the backhand of reality across their personality.  You know what, hey.. guys, if that's your thing and it's what you want... more power to you man.  I just subscribe to the theory that you can catch more flies with honey.  Dominance isn't about barking out orders and commands.  It's about control and when a submissive appreciates you and respects you, you won't even have to command authority.  You'll just have it.
4.  Tons of fake profiles.  Most of the time, I just spot them by reading what little they have or how poorly it is constructed.  You know what's a real good example?  When they have a brick of shit written and there is absolutely no spacing between words.  Like at all.  I wonder why these fake profiles exist.

Will amend more to this as I go.

Out of morbid curiousity, I'm wondering why it's necessary for people to write in their profile that they are attractive.
Ex.  I'm a single, white, attractive female from such and such a place.

Can't I make up my own opinion on that when I look over your profile?  Not that I'm going to tell you I don't find you attractive in a message or anything, but still.  It's just the principle. 

I don't normally comment on people's profiles, because I see hundreds a day that I hide for one reason or another, in the pursuit of cutting down the thousands on this site to the hundred or so that I may be interested in just talking with at some point down the road.  I found something tonight that I just couldn't resist.  Here is what is written in the profile.

"God loves you and Jesus died for you! <3

God loves you and Jesus died for you

God bless may you all go with God

only pathetic people claim to be a goddess"

End Written Profile. 
One anime pic of a heavily bound up woman with insertables and rivers of cum flowing from her, while a Domme in a woman(not her), naked, on her knees and hunched over.  Arms tied behind her back and an apple stuffed into her mouth.  Apples surrounding her all over the place.

Last of 3 one sentence journal entries... and I quote.
"i wonder what it would be like to be a public urinal"

You have to see the irony at a profile like this and just laugh your balls off.

Transcript from a brief conversation I attempted to have tonight.

Me (3/23/2012 10:09:43 PM): g'evening
Her (3/23/2012 10:09:59 PM): hello
Me (3/23/2012 10:10:05 PM): beautiful night out huh?
Her (3/23/2012 10:10:26 PM): yes it is
Me (3/23/2012 10:10:49 PM): i cant believe im in buffalo in mid march with this kind of weather.  ive never saw anything like this before in my life
Me (3/23/2012 10:11:05 PM): thanks for joining me tonight.  i appreciate it
Her (3/23/2012 10:11:25 PM): anytime
Me (3/23/2012 10:11:40 PM): are you new to CM or been around a while?
Her (3/23/2012 10:13:49 PM): new
Me (3/23/2012 10:14:35 PM): ive been on and off this site for many years.  its only real bonus is that its free.  thats just about it though.
Me (3/23/2012 10:14:42 PM): how'd you come across this place?
Her (3/23/2012 10:15:36 PM): just looking i guess
Me (3/23/2012 10:17:15 PM): i gotcha
Me (3/23/2012 10:17:23 PM): youre not much of a talker, huh?
Her (3/23/2012 10:17:55 PM): i am im just tired
Me (3/23/2012 10:18:06 PM): just get out of work?
Her (3/23/2012 10:18:25 PM): yeah
Me (3/23/2012 10:18:31 PM): what do you do for a living?
Her (3/23/2012 10:19:09 PM): i work at a store
Me (3/23/2012 10:19:45 PM): haha.  you dont say....
Her (3/23/2012 10:20:29 PM): yeah it sucks
Me (3/23/2012 10:21:29 PM): must be a reason why you keep doing it other than money
Me (3/23/2012 10:21:33 PM): because its just a job
Her (3/23/2012 10:22:23 PM): noo im a college student lol its just the money
Me (3/23/2012 10:22:45 PM): i'd ask what youre going to school for, but im afraid you'd say something like... a degree
Me (3/23/2012 10:22:46 PM): haha
Her (3/23/2012 10:23:24 PM): um im going to be a vet actually
Her (3/23/2012 10:23:57 PM): don't under mind me just because im not talking your ear off
Me (3/23/2012 10:24:22 PM): have a good night.  you can delete me from your list.

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If that is how you are when you are willing to chat with someone, please just inform me that you are incapable of having a conversation and you wouldn't like to chat.  A constant stream of short or one word answers is not chatting.  It's fucking annoying.

I was bouncing emails with someone for a hot minute the other day.  I'm not a terribly big fan of this anymore because it's kind of slow.  There is a perfectly good chat room right here on the site that is available to us for use, as well as instant messengers off site to talk on.
What this person told me was that I was boring and so was my approach, which is why she didn't want to use the chat feature with me.  However...   it didn't stop her from returning emails either.  #makesnosense
Here's the thing.  In the past I have written out extravagent emails to people to try to garner their attention.  However, I can only write so many of these emails and watch them get "Deleted Unread", read without a reply or just flat out ignored before I just say to hell with it.
For the record.... I don't write to just anyone either.  If you're getting an email from me for ANY reason, it's because I believe we have a bunch in common or you just generally sound like a very interesting person that I would like to know. 

I DO read profiles.

A little out of character here, but I just can't help but comment on this.
When I see in someone's profile that they are "under the protection of PersonX" I can't help but shake my head.
What the hell are you afraid of that you need online protection?  Nobody is going to come through the monitor at you and no matter how many nasty emails you get, you can always block someone from further communication.
Sooo... protection from.. what?

I'm not interested in talking to:
- Dommes who want my money just for a conversation.  If I was into that, I'd go to a bar and buy you drinks.  Same thing.
- People who look disheveled in their pics.  Aren't you supposed to be attracting someone?  Why put up a pic where you look like ass?
- People who have an entire galley of pics of their feet.
- People who can't put an actual picture of themselves up, but instead give me a gallery of artwork.
- People who think they are vampires or werewolves
- People who's profiles are actually just an angry message.
- People who can't spell
- Anyone who refers to themselves as pigslut.
- A gallery of pictures of all your toys, all lined up on a linen cloth.
- Anyone who's pic looks like it was taken in the 80s.  I know what the clothes and hairstyles look like.  I also can see how grainy the pic is.  If it looks like it was taken in the 80s, it probably was. 

Amending to this list as I go.

During my late night hours, I'm finding myself just reaching out to random people for casual conversation.  This one person was good enough to join me for a few minutes tonight.  I couldn't help but shake my head at the conversation as it quickly ended.
Her - "What do you mean by casual conversation?"
Me - "You know.. casual.  Hi, how are you, how's life?  Casual."
Her - "Well, I'm a pro domme and I don't do that.  It's not kosher for me to be vanilla when I'm supposed to be a Domme."

.......................  So am I missing something here?  Are people not allowed to be themselves on a site or are they just "on" all the time?

This world makes me rather sad.

So out of boredom, I poke around the site from time to time looking for just a conversation.  Doesn't have to be sexual in nature at all.  Really just looking to connect with people, regardless of interests, lifestyle orientation or distance.

It's kinda mind boggling how difficult this process is to get someone interested in just chit chatting.  I can't imagine I'm the only person who sits on the site with nothing to do in the late evening and wishing they had someone to talk with.  #headscratcher

Messaged a Domme who wanted to see a pic of me first.
Her simple response was "lose some weight and then come talk to me."
If I was a male Dom saying that to a female submissive, I can't even imagine how well that would go over.
I'm a pleasant, kind person to talk to, but seriously?  What audacity of some people.  Go fuck yourself.