Well, I've got one shot at this, and it's not even a good shot, so I might as well say what is exactly needing to be said.
A) I'm looking to be an equal, not just a submissive. I'm not a sex pig (though I am passionate in the bedroom) and if you want to use me, that's cool (it's probably the only chance I'll ever get any, to tell the truth). I AM sexually submissive, so if you need a cumdump or something to spank, I'm more than willing.
2) You could call me a money slave --- I can make $700 a month reading Tarot, which is my hobby. I used to work Directory Assistance, but fuck that, too many conflicts of interest that led to poor customer service (and the fact they wouldn't give me christmas off) made me quit. And now nothing is hiring.
D) My home life is vastly unstable right now because no one is hiring and my resume is less than impressive (one job, no references that would speak kind of me; what I used for references in the past ended up stabbing me in the back to just be an ass).
Q.4) Basically, what I'm looking for is a place to crash, lazy bastard that I am, so I can get back into the habit of Tarot reading and writing sci-fi (I have written a 400 page novel, it was never published, unfortunately). Anything I make would go to you, natch, in exchange for room and board. Once I finish writing a new novel, any proceeds would also go to you. And if things were more stable, I could set up a Tarot reading business --- anything from that, would also go to you. All I need is a stable spot for a few months.
-3) I do pretty well as a domestic "worker" as well --- but don't ask me to do bathrooms or windows unless you want to go through life missing limbs :P I also can't cook for shit, so unless you're willing to teach me that, don't look to me for making food :P
~)Anything else, just leave a note. I'll reply to anyone who writes.
J3.-81)Sexual limits: Kids, animals, bodily stuff, major pain, needles, and blood. I also despise scene-play, so if you want me you're going to have to keep me out of the bigger "Scene" of things.
X) If you or your mate smokes or drinks, go burn in Hell. If you have kids, you AND them can burn in Hell. I'm looking for singles or couples that don't. If you're over 45, go rot somewhere, your time is long past.
"Personality is merely a complex of idiosyncrasies and flaws. Life is a process. The meaning of life is metabolism of biomass and the struggle for survival and self-perpetuation. Philosophy is mental masturbation. All words contain the seeds of deceit. Biography and history are fantasy. The question of who is a futile attempt to nail down the ephemeral."
I like farting on monkeys. Thank you and goodnight.
