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Hello all. Decided to give this site another shot.

Before I tell you what qualities the right man has, I’ll list the qualities that he doesn’t. I may be submissive, but I do have a mind of my own. Until there is some sort of understanding that I am not to speak my mind openly, allow me to do so now. Rather than viewing the first part of this introduction as disrespectful, think of it as my assurance to you that your time is not wasted trying to contact me.

First of all, if you expect me to respect you, submit to you, and ultimately give my whole being to you, you must be of equal or greater intelligence than me. I cannot even consider letting you be in control of me when all I can think about is editing your profile when I read it. There is nothing at all attractive about a grown man who is unable to construct a simple sentence using proper grammar and spelling. I can understand a typo or a misspelled word here and there, but honestly, if reading your message and/or profile requires the use of a slang/stupid-to-English translator, you are not for me. If this is the case, you are most definitely thinking with the wrong head. You should be reading Dr. Seuss, not looking at porn.

Secondly, I am not looking for, nor am I attracted to anyone who could be my “daddy”. By this, I mean that I am not interested in anyone who is old enough to be my father. I apologize if this seems superficial to you. I mean absolutely no disrespect by this, I am only being honest. I wish you the best of luck in connecting with one of the many young ladies out there who are into that type of thing.

Finally, my hard limits – children, shit, and infidelity. Yes, infidelity. I have no problem with open/poly relationships; in fact, I find the thought of being used by multiple men and/or women very erotic. However, married or involved men and women who are here to cheat on their significant others just for kicks are the lowest of the low. You will get no respect from me whatsoever. If you cannot handle monogamy, don’t commit to it.

With that being said, I am looking for an attractive man no older than 40, give or take a tiny bit. I am attracted to younger men as well. I am looking for someone who is sane in everyday situations, but demented in his punishment and training; dominant, yet understanding; strict, yet rational. I am looking for someone who is intelligent, financially stable, creative, and spontaneous.

If things go well and once I know that I can trust and respect you, I will give you that and more. I will give you all of me to break down, and build back up to be exactly what you want. I will hang on your every word, study your every lesson, and follow your every command until you are completely satisfied with me as your girl. I will be your object, your property, your toy, and your party favor. I will be your pet, your loyal companion, your escape, your friend, and your devout servant.

4/5/2009 11:44:36 PM

   Seriously, the number of losers on this site is really annoying. So, I've made a few really cool friends on here lately. The problem is, for every cool person I meet, there are at least five who cause me to marvel at the fact that they have enough brain cells left to keep their vital functions operating.It's getting to the point where I look through here just for pure comedic relief. Allow me to share a few stories...


   So this guy sends me a message and he is HOT...super smoking fucking hot...then I start talking to him and I had to keep backing up and asking him to repeat himself because he could not carry on a conversation. I don't mean he was boring or had nothing to talk about, I mean it got to the point in the convo where I finaly had to ask him if he was a native English speaker. He had no idea what that meant, so I had to rephrase my question and ask if he was from an English speaking country. He was from Michigan. End of conversation.


   I then spoke to some guy who wanted to know allllll about my favorite brand of cigarettes. I have a smoking fetish too!!AWESOME, RIGHT???... Wrong. It took the guy like 2 minutes of talking about smoking before he busted one all over his keyboard and passed out.


   Some of the guys on here I don't even have to talk to. I just look at their names and recall how Bevis and Butthead used those same names. Seriously?? I mean, do any of you ladies really want to talk to someone who calls himself something like "asshat" or "bunghole bandit". I mean, can you imagine screaming "oh, turdtickler69!" during an orgasm? (Those names are totally made up just now and if anyone really has those names on here, I'm not referring to you personally) 


   Also in that category are the guys who have pictures, but it's a picture of a car or a bike. I don't want to see that shit. I don't care about transportation. There is one group of males that look cute when showing off their car collection and, no, I don't want to fuck them... because they are between the ages of 3 and 10!!! Does your Porsche have a penis? No? Then get it off my computer. 


   Last but not least are the scam artists on here. Not the easy to spot folks who automatically ask me to join a porn site. I'm talking about the ones who will suck you in and bleed you dry. The ones who tell you that they are something that they are not (and will never be). The ones who don't know the difference between a Master and an abuser. These are also the same guys that use words like love, care, protect, etc to get what they want. Some can spot them from a mile away, others aren't so lucky. 


   So, girls, take this as a warning that there are a lot of guys like that on free sites like this and while they may be good for a laugh, that's all they are good for.

4/5/2009 9:03:51 PM
I don't do chat requests on here.
MistressVirgo
 
 Age: 28
 Dover, Delaware