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About StarmanJr
Hey there, nice to meet ya. I'm just a down to earth kind of guy who would like to find an adventurous person. I've not had any real experiences with the whole alternative sexuality thing (outside of rough stuff, but no play and such), but I'm willing and eager to try it out.
I'm a student at Berkeley, which I guess means I'm intulijant. I play too many video games, like to watch artsy movies, I read a bunch of sci-fi (steam and cyberpunk are personal favorites!) and, if this wasn't enough for you to want to talk to me, I juggle. Yes, that is correct, I can throw three objects in the air simultaniously. I know, its impressive. I accept the fact this makes me far cooler than you, but don't worry, cause I'm also humble as fuck. And being humble is way cool, dude.
As for who I'm looking for, I'd like to meet someone who is also down to earth: if you're a cool person, we'll probably be able to enjoy our time together.
I should point this out, because I don't want anyone to get hurt down the line because I didn't say this: I'm not looking for a super serious relationship. I've got two friends whom I am intimate with (not kinky stuff, but they too are willing to try!), so I apologize if you were looking for true love. I know, its hard not to fall head over heals for this handsome rogue. Course, I am also up for meeting friends. Hey, sex is fun, but so is playing League of Legends with a buddy. But yeah; drop me a line |
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Ok... think I need to clear things up...
So I haven't been on this site long, but I've talked to a few people who've seemed cool and I like.??That's awesome.
However, Sturgeon's Revelation rears its ugly truth yet again.
I wanna cite some examples, just off the top of my head...
So I'm notified I've got a message on my email.??Sweet!??Probably some
cutie pie asking me for juggling lessons or maybe a game of Team
Fortress 2, right?
Nope.??30 something lady, who was polite enough to inform me that I was a disgusting, perverted little piece of filth.
I know, sweet talker.
So after she's done calling me some nasty words I had to look up in the
dictionary, she informs me that I am worthy enough to send her money,
and that even though she'll never consent to sex or sending me photos
of her naked, if I am devoted enough, she may send me a picture of her
smiling.
Oh joy.
Even though the prospect of giving my money away is hard to pass up, im
sad to say that I'm a college student.??Yes, im pretty wealthy, but
that's money I've worked my butt off for.??Yeah, work: its what you do
when you aren't leaching off depraved 40 some things instead of
contributing toward society.??Heck, I don't have anything against
people selling sex, but demanding payment and getting back nothing?
... Hey, sounds like religion, am I right???BADUM CHING!
By the way, uh, 'Mistress' or 'Goddess' or whatever you want to be
called???You're smiling in your profile picture.??Freeebieeee!??To
drive in my point, I went and bought a crepe, and I looked at her
smiling picture while I ate that gooey Nutella ladened delicacy.??Yes,
I could have given that money to her and gotten the same picture, but
instead I used it to buy a crepe.
Mmmmmm
Oh yeah, almost the same point, but I was going back and forth with
this girl who I really thought was cool.??We start swapping funny
websites, when all of a sudden she slips in that she has a wishlist,
and that I aught to check it out.??I think the cheapest thing on it was
a Blue Ray player, which wasn't cheap.
OK, dude???I was raised by Jews.??We smell low-ball soft sells like pigs sniff for truffles.
So I decline, and she tells me she wants serious inquiries only and
dropped off the face of the earth.??Dude, bullshit!??I thought you were
a cool person, and I figured you enjoyed talking to me.??Isn't that
enough???Now I'm not stingy: I won't demand we go halvsies for the
dinner bill or that you pay for your own movie ticket.??But if I was
willing to spend way too much money for a minimal amount of enjoyment,
I'd reactivate my World of Warcraft account.
Also, as a nerd to someone who claims to be a nerd, you should feel
ashamed for supporting Blue Ray.??Like any sane person doesn't just buy
a stack of DVD-Rs for 1/4th the price.??I guess not seeing 'House' in
the menial higher resolution Blue Ray offers is worth the 500 bucks
you'll spend on your new home entertainment system.
Sorry, geek rage.
Anyway, you said I was wasting your time.??You messaged me!??You were
wasting my time by trying to weasel your wishlist in!??Heck, wanna get
free stuff???Ask me out to dinner.??Say you've always wanted to see
this movie.??Im cool with that.??You might even enjoy yourself!
Well, I guess that's it.??I would say something about the 50 year old
guys messaging me for sex, but I mean, come on, look at me; they're gonna want it
anyway.
PS- I know my joke about WoW is hypocritical since I play Warhammer
Online.??However, WAR is better than WoW in every way.??Suck on that,
Blizzard fanboys.
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