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Hint: You aren't actually a goddess. You do admin work in an office. Just a little reality check.... |
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Nobody believes you when;
You say you are a fin-domme.
You claim to have no limits (always chuckle about that one).
Honestly people, nobody believes the ratio of women claiming to be 'bi' that you find on here is actually real.
People DO believe you're a loser/jerk if you;
Seem to get your validation by pretending to be something you are not. I mean it's so simple to do what level of moron would feel clever by doing that?
Oh, and for the ladies, nobody is really interested in seeing photos of you getting used. We all just assume the photos are fake anyway.... |
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Honestly how hard is it to post your photos the right way up. Not that I'm an IT whiz (for from it) but FFS..... |
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Sometimes it's weird to see just how many people use photos from the same half dozen sets of shots wafting about the internet.
Oh, and if you've been on this site since 2010 or so but your age is still showing as 19 or something it's perhaps time for an update. Twit. |
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Radical suggestion time! Try, like, being nice to each other.... |
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Honestly, these messages you get asking you to reply to an email address... does anyone fall for that shit?
Oh yeah, I'd just love me a massive computer virus right about now, fire away buddy....
Dickheads! |
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You've gotta chuckle....
Female dominants who come across as so utterly full of themselves and then you check their photo and think to yourself 'Honey, nobody would even speak to you down the pub until they had six beers in them, let alone have you boss them around...'
And anyone who has their age as 26 yet states "I am the generation where misconduct at school was dealt with by the cane or slipper." Yeah righto sweetie, we'll all fall for THAT obvious fake profile...
And has anyone else noticed that the seemingly dumber and/or annoying people are also the ones most likely to delete messages unread? Just an observation... |
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FFS - No male submissives OK. Just NOT interested.
Fuck me dead at least half the contacts I get here are male subs. What's the deal with that? Honestly, it's fucking creepy. |
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"New to this and curious..." or any variation thereof just about HAS to be written by a guy pretending to be a female. |
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If someone identifies as 100% predator then why the fuck make them your protector. Yep... that'll end well..... |
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Of course... ones chances of meeting someone worth talking to increases dramatically if one actually opens the messages sent to them..... A point lost on some it would appear! |
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I've recently thrown my search parameters open to include any orientation just to see who is out there. And I've noticed that whenever a person wants you to include your email in any message to them it is almost always a female dominant.
Just makes me wonder how many of them are guys in Bombay sitting about waiting to spam the lists of emails they get with viruses. |
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So many male dominants have photos of women they've obviously played with (or just pinched from the internet) in their profiles.
So here is a question for the ladies.... is that a good thing or a bad thing? Just interested in the opinions of others on this point. |
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Communication. That's the key peeps. Communication.... |
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And a big thank you to a lovely little sub.
So nice to meet someone you can play with AND talk to.
You know who you are. |
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As a male dominant I tend to pay most attention to the submissive ladies on here. However, I often cruise the female dominant profiles as well. They are far funnier..... |
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A couple of thoughts;
A) If you don't in any part of your profile indicate you are a lesbian you can hardly complain that men contact you.
B) To all the findommes and guys pretending to be them in a desperate and kind of pitiful attempt to get money for nothing - even submissive blokes will want something from the transaction. Hate to say it girls but you might just need to drop the pretence and, like, get a job. Cos it ain't gonna pan out for ya. Remember ladies, it's probably just as easy for him to part with his cash to a proper prostitute and get financially ruined that way but at least be getting a ****. |
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Funny how as soon as you suggest a meet they vanish. Even if they are the ones that initiated contact. Seems that as soon as they might get what they say they want they suddenly stop replying. Or they are fakes. Or they like to dabble in their head but aren't really looking at all. Then why not just say? |
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You know, the bit where Skype sucks really sucks.
Just an observation. |
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Spent last weekend talking to a bunch of really nice, ordinary people who could actually hold a conversation. And not just BDSM conversations. Just when you thought there were virtually no people like that on here.... |
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Wow, all the friendly 'normal' people are on tonight. What a nice change! |
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"Under consideration."??? Oh, you mean you are dating. Oh OK, I get it now.... Then why not just call it that? |
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Now THAT was a great weekend! |
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21 year old dommes ..... hahahahahahahaaaaOMGhahhaahahaOHMYhehehehahahaOhsheesh. |
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FFS how hard is it to put your bloody photos on the right way up? |
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If you are looking for a daddy then please, just fuck off.
If you are a time waster then please, just fuck off.
If you are incapable of holding an actual conversation then please don't foist your feeble attempts on me. Piss off.
Anyone who is what they say they are, or who can handle conversation then you are most assuredly welcome to contact and say hi regardless of whether there are any online or real life sessions in the offing. I'm a friendly guy, but just a bit over the stunted interaction here. |
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Tips for new players;
# If a girl has an age limit - whether it be 25, 35 or 95 - then respect it guys.
# If someone says they are 'a no limits slave' they are lying or insane. Ogle their photos, but shit are you sure you want to message them?
# Update your ages people. It's creepy when someone has been a member for three years and yet it says they are 19.... |
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Rant #1 The whole 'findomme' thing. Really? I mean, really? You want men to hand over cash for.... maybe nothing? Shit. Better off renting a hooker. At least you get something for your money. Findommes just seem to be to be prostitutes that don't fuck...
Rant #2 The whole 'I'm owned but am looking for other girls for my master'. I mean honestly. Does that even work? Who is gonna fall for that one??? |
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So I see someone is using somebody elses profile and a message from them in a certain manner on their own profile. I send this person a courtesy message just to let them know that their details are being used in a certain way and they might wanna check they are cool with that. What happens? They delete my message unread. Oops.... guess you'll find out the hard way you stupid bitch.... Gonna be hard to convince people you are a dominant when someone else is going around bragging how they broke you honey..... |
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Tips for the day;
#1 = If you joined up over 12 months ago or more and your profile contains the opening line 'new to this' or similar you have to ask yourself who do you think you are kidding.
#2 = If you are a fuller sized lady putting the word little, lil or any variation thereof in your name is not a great idea. The irony isn't funny.
#3 = Using pictures of models as your profile photo is lame. Especially ones from escort websites or similar. I mean.... there is at least a decent chance you are going to be sprung given the types of people who are on CM.
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If you feel the need to get blind drunk in any and every social situation then I'm sorry but, well, next contestant please.... |
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Deleted unread.
We've all had it. But what makes it weird is that if they are deleting messages unread then they don't know it's contents. Given I'm quite a polite chap, am usually complimentary to the ladies I message and don't randomly send photos of my dick to women on the internet (seriously chaps, if you cock is your best feature it may be time for some introspection) and so it always bemuses me to see a message of mine deleted unread. It makes me double check their profile to see if, you know, I'm outside some stated age parameters or something. But when I realise no, it was deleted unread 'just because' it does make me wonder what sort of person the other one wants contact with. Perhaps the guys that DO send photos of Ron Jeremys dick ("yeah babe, that's my cock, sure it is ya know? Another photo? Ummm my camera app isn't working right now honey...").
Still some people get what they deserve I guess and many people appear to feel they deserve very little. |
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Some of my dearest friends are broken. As much as it pains me to see them like this eventually you realise that some things just can't be mended. |
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Braindead fuckwit type 1 = those looking for 'Daddy'. You already have one. Biologically at least. And if he isn't around I'm sorry. Genuinely. But do you think you'll find him on collarme.com? Really? Some guy with pedo fantasies is gonna be your ticket? Oh, for sure sweetheart, no doubt in the world....
Braindead fuckwit type 2 = those claiming to be 'protected by blah blah blah'. What, on the internet? If someone sends you a nasty message is he going to magically track them down, magically teleport out of their computer screen and shove a red hot poker up their arse? Get a grip. You deal with dickheads by blocking them. |
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Need a laugh - check out this profile: brownbitch
Reminds me of a friend of mine who complained she was always single and I asked her what would happen if a guy approached her and she said she'd figure he was stuck up/up himself. I asked why and she said that he obviously thought he was in with a chance. I pointed out that she may have just explained why she was always single.... |
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Goreans are cute. Makes you wonder though if they ever got past the sex bits in the books to notice that the writing is average, the plot thin (though plot development is admittedly hard when your spending all your time with psychobabble) and within the sci-fi/fantasy genre the books are considered a bit of a lame joke. Still nobody is getting hurt who doesn't want to get hurt I guess.... |
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I don't mind the answer 'no'. But when you've spent the last few months talking to someone and they act surprised to be even asked the question you've gotta wonder if they realised they are on an adult website. |
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Ladies here is a tip - 95% of the time 95% of men DON'T find photos of you sucking some other blokes cock attractive. Just thought that might help a few people out.... |
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OK so I see a profile of someone who looks interesting and she fires back a reply basically saying that my message was nice 'n' all but the deluge of garbage message she is copping essentially means she won't be bothering with the site after all.
Brilliant work. Here is a tip chaps - you may think your king shit in the bedroom or whatever and it may feel really empowering to you to class yourself as 'dominant' on collarme.com but how about trying to act like you have half a brain when you contact females and more importantly, pay attention to their profile so you might have some idea how to approach them. There are few enough genuine ladies on here without fuckwits forcing them to flee elsewhere.... |
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OK this is officially getting a bit weird. I msg a couple of people on here and so come online periodically and sometimes note that new people have checked out my profile. Which is flattering. Weird thing is they are usually female dominants. Ladies, it IS flattering but perhaps you'd have better luck if you were a bit more careful when setting your search parameters. After all... the last female 'dominant' who I ended up doing live sessions with quickly found herself the submissive. Which she enjoyed 'n' all but hey, I'm just sayin... |
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Just when you thought you'd seen every kind of whackjob possible on here someone like feminneedofdomRL from Ireland comes along to prove you wrong. I have had my bad days... but never have I exhorted groups of others to commit suicide. Nice one.. NOT! |
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Just as some of the subs here make me laugh, some of the doms do the same. One bloke has his (what else) scowling face and a description of himself that includes chestnuts of wisdom such as "I don't have opinions, I have conclusions' and the like. I suppose, taking the maxim that women are attracted to confidence, this guy is have a go at pig arrogance and seeing where that takes him! Let us all know how you get along with that buddy... |
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I must be lucky or something... I tend to only meet polite people on here. Or perhaps I've just jinxed myself! |
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I see a lot of talk about fakes on her. Here is a mindbender for you. If a person is a fake and using stolen photos and the like but is a very good online actor, and the other person is getting off on it cos they think it's all real.... as long as this illusion is supplying both their needs who is being ripped off? |
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The inevitable tossers aside.... there are some nice people on this website. My inner cynic has been muted somewhat by this discovery. |
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OK here is rant #1;
What is it with all this stupid piffle submissives and slaves put on their profile like dumb poetry romanticising their sub tendencies or sickening odes to their love for their dom? A little is fine but so much of it is silly psycho-babble. It's like these people are trying to create a rationalisation for their preferences - what are they trying to do, assuage their guilt of something? You get off on BDSM and there is nothing wrong with that, it's cool. Honestly there is no need to get all faux intellectual about it.
There, I feel better now! |
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OK I've been on here for a little while now and I have to say... there are some really nice people on here. And a few that have given me a real laugh as well. Which is heartening as I never saw the rule that said BDSM has to kill your sense of humour. |
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