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I love it when I stay up so long that I start to hallcinate. |
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Daaaaamn, I bought a FUCKTON of sex toys today because I'm an insatiable slut. |
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Life is full of difficult decisions...should I spend $15 on a g-spot and anal vibrator set or save those $15 towards the forced orgasm belt for my Hitachi. Input, anyone? |
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Trying to get the hang of easyXsites and not having as much luck as I'd like. |
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Any web design-savvy folks here willing to help me bring a certain project into fruition? |
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Gonna start calling every coherent man that messages me "daddy" and see how quickly it takes for someone to get uncomfortable. |
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sugar-free Rock Star and menthol cigarettes, a match made in cancer heaven. FUCK YOU, GREG. FUCK YOU. |
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Update: I'm not horny, stop referencing that post from like an hour ago. This site is spectacular for making my lady boners more flaccid than a gummy worm.
Shit. Now I want candy. |
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Changed my profile to reflect that I'm only looking for switches now. Can't put up with anymore egomaniacal bullshit.
Nevermind, I'm horny. |
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*chains self to pink fucking machine for entire day*
alright, life's not so bad. |
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Completely fucked the shit up out of my sleep schedule. Wonderful. Looks like I'm nocturnal for a while now. I'll procrastinate my attempts to clean then. I'll deal with your shit at 3am, random crap that I have strewn about. |
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Oh wow, just experienced the nearly extinct concept of a "burst of productivity." |
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Turns out yes, still illegal. And not the kind of illegal I don't mind on my record. Sigh. |
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Is it still illegal to sell my ass? |
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Bored insomniac, checking in. |
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The one thing I'm more ashamed of than anything is that I'm one of those lazy assholes with 17 "New Folders" on their laptop desktop because I always get distracted or just give up on the idea of organizing the files altogether. |
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Just had this super hot fantasy in my head because I saw this normal-looking henley dress in white and I thought...it'd be super hot if someone took me out in this, without a bra or panties, especially if it was raining or they "spilled" their drink on me. Yum. |
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My dream Dom: a) throws Xanax at me b) probably don't care what else |
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"The Warrior Princess Submissive. is the wicked-smart, strong-willed, uber-competent, ultra-competitive, synergistic, switchy, crusader. She’s no one’s doormat, never a victim. She is a kick-ass submissive for the 21st century. Think: Xena, the Warrior Princess, kneeling at the feet of Hercules. This definitely isn’t a woman in a precarious predicament waiting helplessly for her White Knight to arrive and slay a dragon for her. This was a woman who, as she is kicking the dragon’s ass, smiles at the White Knight standing on the sidelines and says, “Hey, buddy! Feel free to jump right in and lend your sword to this fight. Otherwise, stay the hell out of my way!” The Warrior Princess doesn’t need or want a rescuer. The Warrior Princess needs an ally that she can rely upon in the chaos of battle. She seeks a warrior equal to the tasks that she has already chosen for herself, and is demonstrably capable of accomplishing with, or without, his help. She is willing and able to fight the good fight alone, but welcomes the notion of having a worthy partner, fighting by her side. And yet, when the day’s fighting is done, she is perfectly at ease with considering herself entirely His – heart, might, mind, body, and soul. She is important because she just may be the hope and salvation of this lifestyle. There will come a day, in the not too distant future, when the Warrior Princess Submissive will be forced to become a combatant in a highly politicized war on the BDSM lifestyle. It will be a propaganda war that characterizes all Dominants as abusers and all submissives as victims of abusive and exploitative relationships. When she comes out of the shadows and chooses to fight for this lifestyle instead of against it – as many of her contemporaries will expect her to do – her strong moral compass will reassure those on the sidelines that she is doing what is right and just."
I love it, it's perfect. I want to get a t-shirt made.
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"Fiscally Irresponsible Idiot Achievement" Unlocked. |
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I done fucked up. I managed to overdraft a bank account with overdraft protection.
My life is a lie. And no, I'm not asking for money, I'm asking for an applause for my majestic ability to royally fuck UP. |
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Someone please explain to me how to calculate the cost of warehouse/industrial space into a number I can understand, please? I'm functionally retarded. |
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It's easy to tell when I forgot to take a Xanax dose at some point earlier because a few hours later I angrily start thinking about how fucktarded everyone is and always has been. |
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I've never watched porn but I discovered kink.com and all these fabulous methods of inverted suspension to get fingerblasted in! (in my fantasies) |
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Been trying to have an orgasm with my shitty, broken Hitachi. How many dicks do I have to suck to get a new fucking vibrator?! |
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Starting off the morning with Nirvana's Nevermind album. Totally sets the mood for the rest of today to be glorious! |
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Ordered my first flat iron to style my new haircut with and I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. I'M 27! |
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I want to take this opportunity to say good-bye to the best friend I've ever forcefully pressed against my clitoris. Hitachi, you've been with me for years and sadly, the time must come for you to depart this world (due to rampant overuse, sorry).
I will be started a collection to cover the funeral costs, i.e. replacing the glorious contraption that gave me waves upon waves of orgasms like nothing in this world ever has. Thank you for your condolesnces. |
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Note to self: why not invest in some stripper heels? |
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Went a little crazy with retail therapy these past couple days. Got some clothes, make-up, skincare, lingerie, bimbo outfits, a new ball gag (with attached nipple clamps), a new butt plug with a pink jewel, am currently waiting for my new straightening iron...oh lawdy. |
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Found some sexy ass pieces of lingerie I fully intend to make my own once I can get to the ATM machine to make a deposit. Excited! They're both super cheap, too. |
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