what am I looking for?
Depends...
I have a vague idea I'd like a piece of eyecandy - submissive - to do mean things to on a casual basis.

In relationship terms I'm more likely to be looking for a dominant or switch who has a significant proportion of toppiness. Though at the moment I'm not particularly looking for a relationship.

I am definitely not looking for anyone who drops me one line saying 'wanna chat' or words to that effect. Anyone who reads this profile should be able to figure out that I ramble and have quirky opinions, they should also figure out that I'm unlikely to reply to dull as dishwater one line emails.

I never really actively look, people just happen into my life because they're likeable interesting people. I know, it sounds very dull, but I normally find friendship first is a pretty good basis for finding compatible twiddly bits! Having said that see above for my current state of mind.

I'm a switch *gasp* - But that doesn't mean I want to switch *with* someone.

I'm a dreadful submissive, I'm the archetypical 'do me' sub* with the added danger that I like hitting tops almost as much as I like hitting bottoms - (double entrendre intended) *If you don't realise there's a fair amount of humour in that description, then we wouldn't be a match anyway. Bottom (haha) line - is that when I choose to submit it's because I actually *want* to submit - so I don't actually want to undermine that since it would be counter productive.


Most of my pervy experience has been as a Top but that's because of who I have been involved with over the previous 5 years, not a fixed entity. Truth is - my attitude to BDSM roles is fluid and depends on the person or persons I am involved with. But top or bottom, I'm a bossy mare

Interests?
My BDSM interests depend on the relationship.
It's going to totally depend on whether I'm top or bottom (and what I like as either isnt a reflection of the other side) and the vibe. (wash your brain out - I don't mean vibrator tsk)

My none pervy interests include : eating eggs, history, trying to decide which football team I support, reading, gambling small amounts of money preferably on poker, reading intellectual liberal newspaper to stop my self feeling guilty about watching crap tv, and general FAFFING. Gosh. I'm embarrassingly absorbed by an online PC game at the moment - I think I have regressed to being a 15 year old boy (impressive since I have never been a boy)

Oh yes, and walking, preferably briskly, ideally over yorkshire moorland, anti socially jiggling along with the Spice Girls in my mp3 player.

I lurrrrrrrrrve vacations - and find they are even better if I meet pervy natives in the cities I visit. Particularly like France and Canada, with honorary mentions to Barcelona, Copenhagen and Slovenia. Having said that, I am almost allergic to heat so can't go anywhere during the summer *sulk*. Apart from Manchester, where it always rains. Rain is good in Spicecat world.

I'm a typical bleeding heart left wing type, you have been warned. (I safeword at the sight of a daily mail)

And That's All Folks
(stop sighing with relief - you got through it ok!)