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Hi,
first off, a little bit about me. There is no way to soften this, so i suppose i may as well get it out into the open.
I am not entirely sane. Fortunately the various insane traits of mine seem to be keeping each other in check so no harm done.
I'm one of the few ego-maniacs that have no self esteem. I'm an intraverted extravert. selfish but generouse. lazy but capable of hard work.
I have a wicked sense of humour, which tends to get me into and then out of, trouble on a regular basis so if you share this trait then please message me.
I'm looking for a smart fiesty yet submissive woman, mainly so we can learn together. I'm more than willing to travel anywhere in northern ireland but alas i cant get over to england/scotland easily, however i'd still like to hear from any woman who likes my profile (it'll help maintain the balance between my ego and my low self esteem) even if its a bad review, after all the only thing worse than being insulted is being ignored ;)
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so i'm back from snowboarding in italy. I'm actually getting, well, not good, merely less bad. I can get down the mountain ok, only falling if i hit an unexpected patch of icy snow. Of course i'm at a very dangerous stage of my snowboarding skill set. I'm good enough to start getting over confident, which i did at one point. Managed a rather fantastic wipeout that resulted in me landing firmly on the watch i'd put in my pocket. Landed on it hard enough to reset it to 00:00 1/Jan. Needless to say i gave myself a nasty bruise but i was worth it.
in other news, boobies are great. That is all. |
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So it's getting colder these days. Not a bad thing, provided it snows in Italy when i go snowboarding in January. Bought me a board last weekend too. Kick ass.
Now you can all eagerly await postings from my hospital bed after i break both wrists in a spectacular wipeout. snow;sky;snow;sky;snow;sky;worldofpain.
but for those few moments when it all comes together it's worth every minute of muscle pain and worth every bruise. |
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goddamn its been a while since i updated my journal....
and to be honest i've fuck all to say. damn it.
i spose i could come up with a topic for a rant but its just too cold atm so my brain can't function to its usual high levels of idleness.
I don't want to come across as desperate or anything, but if someone reads this and wants to mail me, please do. I don't bite. well, not hard anyway. well i wouldnt leave a mark at any rate. Not a visible one. well, not one that isn't easily covered up. |
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did i mention i hate jet lag too? i've no idea what time i think it is, all i know is its 6:35pm local time, i'm tired and horney. not a good combination when you're alone. on the plus side... hotel's got a nice fast net connection for downloading por.......err... i mean.... kittens are nice. LOOK AT THE KITTEN!! *RUNS AWAY*
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i fucking hate my job. been sent to san diego for 4 weeks (not that i dislike san diego, just hate being away from home, unless i'm snowboarding of course) and i only got 4 days notice. |
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been a while. changed jobs. this one has a nice cloud of doom hanging over it ( gotta love decisions that flow from senior management ).
but i digress..
you'll never guess where i am. well you wouldnt if you cared enough to guess, but still, my point remains valid.
any guesses? yes, you, the pretty one at the back? no not in the pub. more's the pity.
I'm actually in San Diego, California. (if any nice subbies from around here reading this in the next day or so and fancy joining me for some hotel bondage, drop me a line ;)
its quite nice here (much warmer than northern ireland (tho to be fair so's most places)) forgot how big american cars are compared to europeans plus its fun to hear US people complaining about petrol, beg pardon gas, prices are.
anyway, i'm bored and horny. either of which can be overcome on their own (thank god for booze) but combined can lead to trouble, so once again i appeal for volunteers to help save society.
now if you'll excuse me i need to get some porn on my new laptop, hard-drives just dont seem right without it somehow.
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whoop! another XMas over. which unfortunately means another birthday a month before that. meh cant be helped i suppose.
At least this year i managed to make it without getting too drunk and trashing my flat like last year. stupid christmas tree deserved it tho. |
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wow. thats a lot of new entries to fill in. i tried to fill em all in, i really did, but my stupid short attention thingy...
btw you know what A.D.D stands for?
Attention Deficit WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LETS GO CLIMB A TREE!!
i did take the time to fill out the BDSM ones and the snowboarding one, but the rest i tried, but got bored ;)
anyway. |
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well what a pleasant land i live in. a few idiots are allowed to march where they're not wanted, and the rest of the idiots riot!
I'd just like to say that not everyone from the protestant side is an arsehole. In fact, suprising as it may seem, the proportion of arseholes to non-arseholes is probably the same as you'd find local to yourself, its just our arseholes have learned that its who ever makes the most noise gets the attention. and they know that no-one will be brought to book for this.
police would be allowed to shoot em if it were down to me.
(btw i'm from the protestant side myself) |
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bollocks to this. its too warm. cant do any work. not, you understand, that i would be doing any work anyway, but i like it to be my choice. meh
Dont get me wrong, i like sunshine as much as the next person, just i prefer it when i'm not locked into the glorified cow shed that has the cheek to call itself my workplace. no breeze coming in to take the edge of the heat either. bleh.
and you cant even bring some beers into work and stick em in the fridge to chill. only thing that makes a hot afternoon worthwhile.
I used to have a fan on my desk i brough from home but that bastarding pile of crap broke. just not my day i suppose.
on another topic, I've noticed that most of the submissive ladies with pics in their profile seem to be rather attractive and i'm wondering why pretty ladies dont come up to me on the street and beg me to tie them up and spank them. probably too much to hope for i suppose. but still, i can dream...... |
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so london has the olympics eh? did you know that its the 30th olympiad?
which makes it, in roman numerals, the XXX Olympaid.
No before i realised that i didnt want it in the UK, but now........
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aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahehehehehehehehe
mwhaahahahaaa
I'm in a good mood for a change (normally i'm in no particular mood at all) i'm grinning for no reason.
think i'll crack open a beer, stick my feet up and stick on one of my old war movies :)
only downer is i've no slave to bring me more tins when the first one runs out, but you cant have *everything* you want i spose
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Living in northern ireland has its ups and downs, but at least the weather is as broken as my mind. Only place i've ever been to where you can experience all 4 seasons in one day.
this morning it was miserable, cold and raining. less that 8 hours later its a glorious day, sunny but too humid for me. stupid country.
And to make it worse i gotta work the bank holiday we got coming up on monday, but i least i get that day back. |
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hmm. font seems stuck on bold. ah well.
was watching tv last week and the film about McDonalds was on, "supersize me" you know the one.
anyway i was watching this and all i could think was "sure could go for a mcdonalds right about now" fortunately my laziness kicked in and i couldnt be arsed to drive the five minutes to get one, demonstrating once again how stupidity should always be balanced with laziness (someone tell GWB)
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well my mind continues to annoy me with its failure to operate properly.
It seems to be confusing the days of the week at the minute. Its convinced that today is not, in fact Wednesday, but is instead friday. yesterday it seemed to think it was monday.
And the northern irish weather today hasnt helped. was a glorious sunny day at lunch time, then not two hours later, thunder and hailstones. then an hour after that sunny again.
Now, not to sound paranoid, but i reckon its a huge global conspiracy against me and if i find any of you are involved then i'm afraid i'll have to spank you.
In fact if its not too much trouble i'd like to spank a nice submissive woman anyway, just to cheer me up like :) been feeling a bit down, but thats mainly due to needing a few days off work to slob around the house eating take-aways and watching crap tv. hmmm may-day's coming up might book the friday before that off work for a long weekend. still in the mood to do some spanking tho ;)
ps. havent received any mails for a fair few days so i'm starting to feel unloved :( |
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thank god its nearly the weekend. not that i hate my job you understand. its nice and relaxed (it'd need to be with me). but i need a lie in. its 2am and i'm just about ready to hit the proverbial hay. same all the rest of the week, so as you can imagine, dear reader, i'm f*king shattered.
thank god for strong coffee and naked wimmen on the internet. nothing wakes you up better than that. part from a swift kick in the happysack, but then that's rather unpleasent to say the least.
thought for the day:(ancient chinese proverb) man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger. |
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some nice messages in support of my sense of humour, and i'd like to say thanks to everyone that mailed me.
enough niceness, back to wandering insanity. havent been sleeping much recently which sucks. and i've just noticed the pic i posted has me with my belt undone. bugger. i'm not changing it tho.
there's sod all going on atm and i cant think of something to rant against. or for.
meh.
see, the thing is, i dont know how far to go in messages. I kinda wanna ask, shall we say, personal questions, but then i'm worried that people with think badly of me. plus with my sense of humour i'd ask *really* personal questions which would usually earn me a slap if i asked em (which to be fair is usually what i'm after, makes me chuckle internally when people react).
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I had a few mails when i first posted my profile, but they seemed to have dried up. Makes me feel unloved. However, i have the perfect counter to this! i shall sit here pretending to work while is surf the net looking at sites that would probably get me fired if my boss caught me. then i shall leave work early but sign the book as a later time!!! Capitalism will crumble before me!! almost paddies day as well.... |
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sleep pattern still shafted. cant seem to settle to anything, every time i try to do something i either get another idea of what to do, or i get bored and loose all interest. I think in all honesty i need to get roaringly drunk with some mates and play some xbox. thank christ we got two bank holidays coming up. Yes thats right englanders. we get paddies day. a nice excuse to get wasted. not, you understand, that i need an excuse. |
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i really need to get more sleep. its upsetting my already delicate mental balance. |
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finally got round to updating my profile and adding a pic. which as per usual makes me look like a freak. still better than my passport photo that makes me look like a terrorist. i kinda want to beg for women to message me but as that wouldnt be very masterful of me, i'll settle for getting a beer. |
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| Age: 30 |
| London,
United Kingdom |
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