Snitch

Oral people write good text.

Some complain I don't write them back. Well let me tell you why I don't write you back. Please read carefully.

*You send me a nonsensical email. I admit, I am really biased against guys who still do not know the difference between their/ there/ they're. But what's even worse is if you send me an email with no punctuation, randomly switched tenses, and no clear indication of what you do for a living or even what you are trying to say. Trash bin.

*Related to the above problem: You send me an email using "text speak". Look, I know you probably know that "you are" is not spelled "ur", and that "later" is not spelled "l8r". But frankly, text speak in emails is a huge turnoff for me. In fact, text speak in texts is a huge turnoff for me. Trash bin.

*You cannot follow simple requests.  9 times out of 10, you clearly have not read my full post or simply have very poor comprehension because what I usually get in my inbox is my own post title. This really irks me because if you can't be bothered to fully read my rather short post before responding, why should I bother to write you back? Trash bin.

*You demand a revealing photo. I don't care if you sent me a photo first, I did not ask you for one. If I wanted to send a revealing photo to everyone who asked for one, I would have already posted mine. Oh, and you get bonus points for calling me old/ fat/ ugly/ undesirable somehow for not sending you my photo. Trash bin.

*You send me a naked or shirtless photo. Yes, you have a nice body. But you are really presumptuous to send me photos that border on the pornographic. Trash bin, and please see the related bullet point below.

*You tell me you are disease free. Sure, I would be happy for this information if I ever planned on having sex with you, but because you presumed straight off the bat that I will, then I most certainly won't. Trash bin.

*You tell me you are educated because you went to "collage". Trash bin, and even greater distress over our education system.

*You tell me you are married/ in a relationship already/ just want sex. Did I say I wanted that?? No, I did not. Trash bin.

I opened a thread asking how much time people spend verifying profiles before responding.

http://www.collarchat.com/m_4366159/tm.htm