Why is someone putting mutant alien white hairs on me before i wake in the morning!!! oh im getting old...bugger.
I do have pics on request, just not for all and sundry to nick off here.
I have just been made aware that a few mails are coming back Blocked (Sorry I have nothing blocked, it seems to be a CS fubar, so I canalso be found on FL under the same nick.
Oh and if you cant tell the difference between online and rl, bypass me please, the internet is just that the internet and you can be who the hell you want, Im only interested in making friends or meeting people who are genuine and tbh have a real life in vanilla land as well or who can tell the difference.
Seeking friends possibly partner in the local or national scene.... I am known by my friends to have a unique sense of humour, Online and rl... well if you cant have a laugh in rl why bother. I treat online, as just that online! if you want to get serious thats what real life is about, so get to know me in the real world or through chatting.
Spend quite a lot of my social time in and around Newcastles Rock Music scene.
I have put Switch on, as CS doesnt give you an option for SadisticMasochistic, sarcastic rock music loving twat )
Single, Solvent and like to socialise, with quiet nights in also....but can usually be found heckling live rock bands and pointing tothe geeky looking guy next to me. You will normally find me in and around the local Heavy Rock scene, gigs, clubs and just being an annoying git in rock bars down town )
Just getting back in to the swing of things after a few years hiatus, not just on the lookout ofr that alusive spark, but also making friends, to chat with and share.
I dont mess serious people about or anyone in general. I also dont play the field.
When I arrange to meet, I show up, I expect likewise from others, Its only common curtesy.
Like any normal sane human I also get sick of being strung along or dealing with time wasters.
Im honest from the outset, I expect you to be also. Im looking for friendships as well as looking for the right partner....Id rather have friends and dont go looking for quickies.
One or two piercings all hidden, but plenty of people who meet me want to stick sharp s in me for some strange reason.
Im not one of these that browses profile after profile, you will find I actually dont message 99 of the peeps I browse. Both parties need to click rt for something long term to happen. But feel free to message me, if anything peeks an interest.
Im also a nosey git )
Feel free to say hi and talk, even talk bollocks and have a laugh.
I like to explore and expand on what Iknow... hopefully finding out about each other more in the process.
Not looking for one off play sessions either, It doesnt float my boat, honesty is the best policy for all concerned.
Loves shaking cans of pop up and putting them back on the shelves....this is great in ASDA, who now hate me when I go shopping for some strange reason.
Avid Ice Hockey fan and reading books....yes ones with no pictures in.
My Journals are full of everyday waffle, I have a real life outside of cyberwahtsityamacallit.
Even if you just want to talk waffle, like I do most of the time to keep myself amused, please feel free to drop me a line.
I must stop singing "If you only had a brain" from Wizard of OZ, to most of the people that cross my path.
Note to self, do not get the early morning metro again and sit near the wino with his 50p a gallon white cider or Lambrini bottle....who promptly decides to do a no1 and 2 at the same time, fully clothed and doesn't bat an eyelid!
You know you have the best friends, when after vanilla life gets you down, they notice, drag you out from your normal rock venues and you go Chav watching. It's funny as hell, it was like watching a group of chimps trying to dance, mind you when a total group of stange ladies hand you two jaggerbombs to down, I had to admire them a little. Times like this out of your normal comfort zone, can cheer you up a little :)
oooh not filled one of these in for ages, but does anyone read them, so nah.
Dear Hangover...... DO ONE! lol
Today my father would have been 70, appreciate your parents when they are alive folks, you don't realise how much you miss them when they are not here.
Treat online as that..for fun friendship...but once you start treating like r/l get a friggin life.
The tinternet is for freedom of speach , jet it be, if your offended or don't like people just ignore and pass on by, the world needs less judgmental people. The net is easy for you to do it, if you can't understand about fun and the difference online and r/l you need to seek medical advice or just go out in to the real world for a change.
You know when you can go out without any alterior motives or on the pull, just to catch some really good new bands and generally be your real self, makes all the difference, making a hell of a better time out, but will my liver thank me, probably not lol
Tequila is not my friend anymore! well not several shots after a shit ton of JD hahahahaha I'm so going to have a bad head when i wake up, if any radiation monitors go off, it will be my head.
Shit day to wake up to, Manchester and now Simon Templer, Sir Bret Sinclair, James Bond aka the Legendary Rodger Moore :( one of the greatest ambassadors for UNICEF, worked free of charge at his own expense to help children around the world no matter what their background.
One of them days... you have been up since five in the morning, worked you chebs off, missed lunch, Mtero Home just never turnes up, bus breaks down...your ready to tuck in to fish and chips because your too knackered to cook. Open the front door, to see the entire contents of your duvet, all over the WHOLE house, with one little waggly tailed shitface dog sitting in the middle of it going "hello daddy we missed you!" One of them days.
One of my dogs and rolled in something nasty in the Garden, then dcecided to roll all ove rmy bed...mutter mutter, looks for clean duevt cover. Oh the joys of pet ownership.
Public Image, now there is a rather spiffing band.
I'm giving the 14th the big middle finger :)
You do get more than a bit sick, of people who have no intentions of ever meeting or use the lamest excuse. Come on people, Iv'e been in the scene for over 20 years Iv'e seen it all, your "I have a sick Aunty or just moved for a new job" are older than some of my boxer shorts. Iv'e always turned up once Iv'e arranged a safe place meet, I expect the same of you. If we don't get on fair enough, we are all adults, just be honest!
Hard Dalek, Cold Dalek, Little Can of Hate...Angry Dalek, Evil Dalek....Ex-ter-min-ate.
If anyone wants to talk politics......go boil your head, I'm here to chill, make friends and have a good time. If I want to be in the middle of a battlefield with two opposing Kindergarten Classes, I get enough of that at work ta.
My fav song on a night out at the local rock bar... to the tune of The Banana Splits show, if you don't know it, then your way too young for me.
one tequila two tequila three tequila Floor
ugg ugggg another reason I don't like crimlick.
Bing persuaded to drink lots of tequilla chasers and jaggerbombs intermingled with my normal JD and coke = one bad head in the morning, and the dogs just like to bounce on top of me wanting walkies. Well when i do end up drinking with the bicker lads, one just can't say no can one lol
Well whoever said Rocky Horror nights in a rock bar don't rock, needs shooting.........oh it was me, foooooking fab night. Looks for water pistol to shoot oneself with....fills it with JD instead and places barrel in mouth :)
Oh look another e-male professing on how compatible in love we are, in broken English, sometimes in text speak, oh and no you never even browsed my profile......now can this be true love one ponders, nahhhh I'll pass thanks I'm washing my hair.
One annoying thing that has never changed in 20 years of kink on the online side of things. In any given chatroom, you get two males together and it's like a giant pissing contest, Guys try using the toilet next time. Fuck who cares if you spend 56 zillion hours a week to look like an adonis. I get wasted every weekend on JD and have fun with my friends, it's called enjoying life, cos we are all going to pop our clogs, no matter who we are :)
The joys of being able to blast out SLAYER full volume to hide the sound of fireworks. Not being anto-social...well i am a bit but when you have to sedate a family pet for bonfire night :(
Oh that satisfying sick warped feeling you get, when the hipster who refused to share his seat and move his satchel on the bus, then i follows me down teh stairs as we both get off and you let rip, a silent but deadly. I had been saving that one up for private, but revenge was sweet, I think he turned green.
If you see a Killer Clown in a car, run like fuck They can fit 20 in one car :)
"GUNFIGHT AT THE K9 CORRAL"
The Flint and Zippy brothers doinging their normal rounds of making the estate safe for the masses, rounded the corner to be faced by the "chav mascot mastif brothers" the air was tense....all parties giving each other the evil eye, holding their own ground, who would flinch first!
I Swear I could hear the music from "The Good the Bad and the Ugly" playing in the background.
Zippy Hannibal Lecter decided to give his big Brother a fighting chance, snapped and went totally Hannibal on both Mastifs. The Mastif Brothers thought "Fuck us it's a Psycho black clown......and done a runner"
The forced of good rule again. The streets are safe...........if i ever find their muzzles that is.
well this music link sums up my life over the last nine months....ohh and also the typical music i listen to :)
You know when you spend £130 on a dog Behaviourwatsitsthingymajiggy because your dog keeps going for every visitor to the house, to be told "no he isn't vicious or Psychotic, he's an intelligent little twat!" i'm thinking who's been conned here. "gimme food or the visitor loses his wedding tackle!"
Any cockwomble who i see playing that self obsessed POEKEMON fucking Go infront of me....don't be surprised if you find piano wire set and neck height...especially when they don't bother to stop crossing the road......oh wait, do we lose points on out licience for doing humaity a favour by getting rid of Darwin Award candidates?
It's been one of those days.
People wonder what goes through my head at times......well so do i lol
I done the misstake of going to a Slipknot tribute concert........ A: I might ghet my hearing back in a decade or so. B: I have one of their tunes stuck constantly in my head C: I just want to use electrics on chavs now. D: I also want their spiked leather gimp head mask :)
There are some people I wish i could High Five...................with a chair to their head.
oh the sun!!! you reclusive mistress you.....time to take the two pooches out terrorising the yokles along the banks of the Tyne :)
I have a radiation surge emanating from my head that should be setting early warning missile attacksradars off in NORAD, Oh JD no7 you temptress you why....oh it was a Saturday night, nuff said :) I'm easily persuaded.
Ice is evil it's given me a headache, too much ice in my JD, But the god was fantastic, great to let my hair down and rock again.
Now to i do it again tonight and doubly suffer Sunday morning or be an adult lol....nahhhh heads doooooown.
Still drooling over the new medieval solid restrictive manacles, that just so happened to pop into my bag on my short trip to London.
These beauties beat the leather ones into being their Biatch :)
Ok so my mobile is in my back trouser pocket, for some strange reason it decides to turn the flashlight on, burn a hole in my pocket and singe my arse! I thougth it was going to explode it was so hot.
I didn't break the internet......honest!
So one takes the two pooches out for a walk, we pass the biggest pile of horse shit you could imagine, yes and guess what. They decide to eat and roll in it!
"That's an ecumenical question"...... and yes i was sober when i said that today to annoy the hell out of a work collegue :)
Oh JD No7 calling me out to heckle dodgy rock bands, you evil temptress you.. what's that single or a double, well don't mind if i do thank you very much :)
Next time I gte a csll from a Private or Hidden Number I am going to do the following.
Scream down the line "Iv'e done it, But there is BLOOD everywhere!"
Then hang up :)
I think I will lick a Jaffa Cake then put it back in it's packet then leave it on the shelf in the shops muha muha muha muha.
I'm In one of those sort of moods.
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge asks, "First offender?"
She replied, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"
I am going to invent a time machine, and go back to just before every chav I have ever met is conceived, then chop someones happy sacks off :) Just to make the world a better less moronic place.
I have stopped looking all green, but my cloths are buggered :) Giant tubs of green powder paint and gravity do not mix well, well it does but all over me. Oh and the joys of public transport going home in rush our when you look like a bloody good copy of a certain large Marvel Super Hero, i was so tempted to shout "HULK SMASHHHH!" at the noisy urchins. I did refrain.....just!
Lemmy, Bowie and several other legends pass away in a month of each other, who next.
Bugger BINGO from the "Banana Splits" has gone :( if your under 40 your not going to know this legend . My childhod and teen years all gone in 2 months, fuckwitcockwomble is all i can say.
Note to self, don't design, erect and paint stage sets after you have had a few JD's and cokes, nail guns, my hand behind 5mm MDF and missing the spot i meant to shoot the nail in by ooooooh roughly 7"!!! I invented a few new swear words.
When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems. When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.
Apparently, ice is really bad for you. Warn all your friends.
Well one of the pooches now has a hangup about Vet visits, everytime he goes the vet sticks a finger up his bum! god help me tomorrow when he has to go back, Do vets carry health insurance?
One of my dogs just keeps breaking wind, I swear it could cut through a bank vault. Rancid little sod.
I swear the bottle of JD evaporated in the local rock bar last night, during the tribute service for Lemmy.
It's been an age since i last blogged any crap:) since then iv'e gained two dogs and one now answers to Hannibal Lector and just attached itself to my neighbours happy sacks, good job he had jeans on is all i can say.
OK so now ALDI shoppers have discovered my trick of "shaking sparkling wine bottles up and putting them back" best not tell them what I done with the Bananas.
Another week off work, muha muha muha!
Lifes a bitch but someone has to have time off :)
I woke up and it was still daylight.....erghhhhhh looks for stale pizza under his bed now.
Well, it's been a wee while since this got updated..... moved to the coast, with spectacular views now....I Iz getting all poshified ...muha muha muha, cough choke.
Here was ikel moi quielty chatting online late into the night when a strange noise breaks my attention away from the large ammounts of porn infecting my puter...beats me how it gets there. When i open the living room door to find the dog's been raiding my bedroom MY!!! bedroom!!! dargged MY!!!! duvet through the entire house to his basket and curling up in it!!! that ikle fecker is soooooo going to get a bath in the morning...i am so not washing that dog drooled duvet now...and i forgot where i put the sleeping bag!
Baths and "Le Maison Smee"
Trust me.......during the hottest period the UK ever recorded, silly me decided to get a new bathroom suit.....cool i thought nice soak in a mega deep bath to chill out at the end of each mega hot day...WRONG. I Just been informed i can't use the bath for 3!!!!! days hahahaha so it's offical folks i will be a grubby ikle sod :)
So if you can smell something orrid, it's a knocking bet it's me.
Mp3 Players and LAMPOSTS!!!!!
Here was ikel? smee all happy bunny and stuff with his new MP3 player, browsing through all his Startic-X and System of a Down stuff, merrily banging away ermm head banging that is....when one title holds my very little attention span...then as usual 2 seconds later i go..doh and promptly forget about it...then look up...BANG!!!!!! who put that fooking lampost there.
It has been quite sometime since my lasy blog..hmmmmlets see...what's happend... My hairs grown much much longer but there should be a law to mutant white hairs that grow and multiply at light speed that keep magicaly appearing on my head each morning. I manage never to be sober at the weekends :))) beer mans best friend. and no ice-hockey till Sep still sucks big time :( P.S For all the nice peeps who keep offering to marry me from afriiiiiiica, ...nah ta, i'm still a rock slut :)
p.p.s? and if that doesn't put ya off....it's so hot here i'm sweatier than a pig on heat boi!:) just imagine that and you get the jist.
oooops
I just wrote a brand new mountain bike off after ermmmm 10 mins! Here was ikel moi deciding to get a wee bit fit, so shelled out a bit of the old folding stuff with obligatory mouths....thinks biek shop is just 5 mins away from home so i decide to ride it back and save ?10 delivery. Weeeeeeeeeeeee I go peddling like my legs are doing warp 9.....cos i hadn't worked out that there are 21 gears on it!!! and i was stuck in the lowest. now comes the good part.....hill going down.....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee saves my legs a wee bit, then i turned round the bend....some fuka! had placed a skip in the lane.....and here was me doing a slow motion reinactment of a jackie chan movie but knowing this is gonna hurt!.....lucky i think i somersalt and land on my rather routund ermm well padded ass....till i seen what was in the skip..i now have 3 six inch nails in my jacksie!!! complete with blocks of wood!...then i look at my ikle? pride and joy "the bike!!!" for you mucky minded peeps....ermmm all i can say was i may try and pass it off for modern art!.
ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
5 Months Cold Turkey!! Ice-Hockey season is finished, boooooooo i'm going to have to find annoying things to do to keep my pickled brain active.
Trust me,? never break wind when your having an MRI scan...... your wedged in there so tight you can't move, i mean grease me up with goose fat tight, and yes i did have a few bottles of the el vino collapso real ale the night before.
I was pondering not a wise thing to do while stuck in the smartie tube making a good impression of a tank turning it's engine over, i can't get out if anything happend...then it did.......boy i so wished i hadn't dropped that panic button as i was being so macho he-man hulk like and thougth only pansies need things like that..... :)? jesus now i know why people refuse to sit near me on the bus lol?
My head hurts........ And it's daylight.......life is soooooooooooo unfair hahahaha I swear i was forced to drink all that real ale last night!
You just know you wake up and your going to have one of those days!!!
Well i did and silly me didn't listen to the ikle angelic voice saying "stay in bed take a siccie and watch Judge Judy on Daytime TV"
So innocent ikle moi ponces into his office and then does his good deed for the day.... heads down to the Kiln room to open up and inspect the contents of several peoples slave labour work ermm i mean art work....then opppppps, the handle comes off the kiln in my hands with half the door!!
"that's going to be expensive " I say.... not "foook fooook i'm gonna die"
so promplty inspected other kiln ...prod prod foes my ikle fingers...then THUD goes my entire fist through the side... then i go....
"foooooooook i'm gonna die"
so ever so cherub like i goto my boss and say......"you know we talked about getting new equipment?"? "how much do two new kilns cost"
"30k" said he......to which i reply in an ever so endearing voice "oppppppps" then dropped the handle on his desk and done a runner. :)
ok ok it's Mothers Birthday.....so i decide to get her something special...i know she loves a new beauty range so like a dutifull son last weekend pop down town and batter my way into the pongy section of the perfume shops.....i suddenly realised i had left my gas mask at home!!! feck me it's like breathing in mustard gas in those places...after weezing and spluttering my way to the desired section., Where upon i find the holy grail.....a pressie that she will love....so ninja attacks some old granny who is just about to snap up what looks like the last container!... running off manicaly laughing "well choking and drooling like a fool" to the checkout...then i think i had a major cardiac at the till......90!!! i say ?90!!!!!!!!!!!!! for a wee bottle of oil!!! some gunk to firm up skin.....90 quid!!!! i have specimen bottles 50x that size i can fill for nowt!?
I am in the wrong job....i'm now going to sell bottles of pongy oil at 50 quid a bottle then retire six months later before the rozzers get me :
weeeeee in slob heaven...week off work...Olympic ice-hockey pizza and beer...and get to annoy the local rock crowd mid week for dwinkies :)....one ikle proble, 12 cans of red bull and it;s 12:30 i will not sleep hahaha
woohoo... was out this weekend for a meal with a friend, so i decided to be alllllll civilised and stuff for once...you know? not sticking breadsticks up my nose or gurgling the house wine. Picked a nice posh place in Newcastle..so thought can't go wrong with this place...then confidence cancled out my higher brain functions!!!! "yeah i do have a brain sometimes" i decided to order everything in "french" to impress..:)))) with total dissregard for the fact all the bloody waitresses where RUSSIAN!!! with as much grasp of teh geordie dialect as a flipflop...so i ordered a wee starter..french bread and pate.....and guess what i got......a jumbo bowl of giant ducks livers!!!! i hate liver bahhh mutter
bought brand new king size duvet and guess what!!!!! the fecking dog drooled all over it!!!!
muha muha muha!!!! my new king sized bed arrived today, i was one mega bouncy happy bunny......then i just figured out, i have no duvet or sheets big enough!! and payday is quiter some way off....oh well sleeping bag it is then..bahhh mutter mutter
who stole the last 14 hours of my life, give it back ....my head hurts.
p.s i'm taking along my Ice-Hockey stick next time i venture down town shopping :)
I survived crimbo shopping!!! what with attack killer grannies fighting over packets of bacon in M & S to ninja chav baby buggies raming me in Boots "Pongy stuff must buy for mother and granny section" department. So overcome all these obsticles to then make my master plan to attack the throngs preventing me from gaining a much needed pick me up drinkipoo of voddy mixed with a stuff.....i just morphed into a psychotic Canadian type ice-hockey player and barged through, taking no prisoners. :)
insomnia sucks! yep 2:30 in the morning and i'm wide awake!!!
staff crimbo socials...erghhhh i just discovered that if you add every alco pop in the local rock bar into on epint glass it still tastes of bubble gum :( and btw the resteraunt can find it's crimbo tree planted in the sand at whitley bay!
p.s the mutt also smells and is refusing to go within one lightyear of the bath.....any tips on how to get an 8 stone boxer in the bath would be appriciated hahahaha
right, i thought i had finished all? my evil crimbo shopping.....even bought wrapping paper and no i didn't get the shop assistant to do it fo rm before anyone that knows me pipes up lol......layed out all neat and stuff on my sofa ready to be bagged up....ring ring...annoying phone rings so go out to answer it, not pondering why my dog? decided to then rush past me into the living room... 15 mins later on the phone i get that "hairs on the back of my neck feeling"? warning warning! Will Robinson!! should have been the alarm call...the mutt is way toooooo quiet!!! re-entering ones lounge finds it full of ikle bits of? paper all over the floor complete with bits of pressies!!!? one thinks the credit card may have to go back into meltdown this month..... anyone wanna buy a mutt for crimbo!!!! complete with free boot.
ok so why does my dog custard brains during walks in the largest fields possible, zero in on the one and only deep muddy pool! then decides to roll about in it, happier than pig in the preverbial.......right after the ikle sods been in the bath!!and eaten my shower gel!
DO NOT eat an entire jumbo family sized bottle of pickled onions like i happend to do this friday night cos i was hungry and nowt in the fridge but those.. even my dog "custard brains" refuses to stay in the same room.
i decided it was wise to turn a wee bit green today and save money and be all smug and basicaly an extra pain in the ass with the extra smugness :) so bought a load of energy saving bulbs...thinking SAVE MONEY AND BUY MORE BOOZE IN THE PROCESS!!!!
Happily unplugging old fashioned 100Watt blind in 2 seconds as i look right into the bulbs for well something that looks like it survived the TITANIC...blue and white flashy things have gone from my eyesight by this time.
1 hour later..........pop, pop....pop.....guess where this is heading folks?...so grump smee heads back to binliner i so snugly threw old cheap and ever so reliable bulbs into and welcome back old trusty friends to find. find....i'd crushed the lot!
Sod green go cheap and nasty ozone destroying luminescenece...yes i can't say it never mind spell it and buy booze later to feel smug with is my new moto.
Good point no1 IT`s SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!! Bad Point no1 The dog just ate one of my Doc Martens!
Double bad point! I just dropped my decafetiereree thingie so no coffee!!!!!
I am going to have to visdit my local superstore to jus shake up bottles of champers on the shelves and put them back to cheer myself up :) yes i am sick warped and even my friends think i'm a git:)))))
Right warning to self about upgrading PC....remember that i placed rather expensive bits on my chair before sitting down...hearing a rather expensive snapping sound is rather bad, not only to one self but to the credit card. But now fully working i just not so sure about the noise like a Boing &$& Taking off is a good thing or not.....i'll wait for another expensive bang if life goes to it's normal smee schedual :)
ok ok so i did try and see if voddy well lots of voddy would equal my wobbly walking stance up....i worked out it didn't but falling didin't hurt as much tho? hahahahahaha!
bahhh buggeration... inner ear infections are like being perminently pissed but without the good bits!!! I am walking like i have had several pints of "falling down water"... my dog is? just giving me those "silly sod looks" as i try and walk the thing.
all i am going to say is "saturday morning" and owwwwww my head hurts.
Ice-Hoeckey and pints of lager:- I will make sure i am not sitting infront of my mate next game, especially when my team scores!! Three thousand fans jump up in an instant.....i fell all soggy ...look behind best mate with a sheepish grin and empty pint glass! and an expression that says opppppppps I smelled worse than a wino on a sunday morning hahahaha still didn't deter me from dwinkies after :)
Ice-Hockey and beer.......remind me never to have a few bevvies before another match...winding a psychotic 6`8" Canadian with big stick is not good...mind you it was fun watching him nut the plexiglass screen and fall flat on his arse :)))) only to be mounted by one of my own team players and shouting "squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal like a pig boi" :)
never ever ever late at night play a "WEREWOLF" DVD, in the dark and own a dog, a rather larger slobbering and heavy breathing one at that!...that sneaks in under your bed.....the fecker scared the shite out of me!
"Dog Soldiers" has a lot to answer for....and i almost ran out of toilet paper!!!
note to self no2.. make sure coffee cup does not have washing up liquid left in it before pouring nice hot coffee.....trust me it tastes ikky.
note to self.....after phone call from best friend tonight......Never get hammered in my local drinking establishment and flash my piercings at the local Goths and rockers... it freaked some out! omg i am getting old.
wake sup from his pit....peers over duvet cover, ugg uggg.....still dark....back to another 12 hours sleep.
uggg bright light!.....omg it's still daylight and i woke up!...ban water in beer!
muha muha muha the start of my holsssss several weeks of glorious slobbing about. Daytime annoying of my local rock bar, well that's if i manage to awaken from my pitt in daylight hours.
p.s i do not look like GIMLI!!!!!! according to my friends i do...bahh thinks of orrid things to happen to them.
OMG there is a sun!!!! life is sooooooooooo unfair, I woke up in daylight hours ...mutter mutter
Ok i better tell the local Rock Bar i frequent at the weekends to stop forcing me to drink lots of Voddy and Red Bull :))))) it makes me think i can dance. I am sooooo going to suffer when i wake up.
OMG, forgot this thing was here
so great not to have to get up at 6 each morning for work over the next few weeks.....12:00 today was so loverlyjuberly.
oh gawd.....who gave me a bad head this morning... i blame tooooo much water in my beer.
:( one of the greatest ambassadors for UNICEF, worked free of charge at his own expense to help children around the world no matter what their background.
