To all You Dominant Goddesses out there, 

Damn Girls, I've been looking through a bunch of profiles, and I just can't decide which One I want to send my Debit Card to. What do you think? Maybe the 'intelligant' One, (Her spelling-not mine!), or the one with that dark picture--Squinting, I think it's a picture of a foot? No, Maybe Her Ass? No, I think it's a pic of... Hell, I don't know what it is!  

I gotta wonder, how's that working out for all you Ladies? Loads of men sending you their Debit Cards I guess? What the Hell is wrong with you gals? You gotta be stupid to believe men are going to start sending you huge sums of $$ from a short sentence or two and a picture so dark you can't tell Shit about it! 

And some of you, when I can see the picture and read your rantings, I wouldn't take to you to a dog fight if you promised to win and paid my way! Just because you squat to pee doesn't make you a Domme in my mind! Maybe I'm strange, but there has to be some kind of connection for me to get excited. Sending $$ to a woman I don't even know is insane! 

And I love the ones telling me we will NEVER have any sexual interaction no matter what happens! Or the one, I will never touch you deal. What's that all about? Why would you be here if you had no desire to be sexually dominant with someone? 

Maybe a little advice for all You Heavenly Goddesses out there: Put some sexy pics for us idiots to look at before asking for my life savings! If you think you're pic will run everyone off, you're probably right and should look for a real job like everyone else. 

Oh yeah, one other news flash for you aspiring Dommes: Santa Claus will NOT be coming to your house this year! Jesus, GET A GRIP ON REALITY!

Have a good day!