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Female Submissive, 26, Dallas, Texas
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Male Submissive, 47, long beach, California
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About SlaveTrader26
UPDATE: I'm just here to stay in touch with friends. What's listed below is staying there only because I'm a writer and I can't edit myself for shit.
UPDATE PART II -- THE SEQUEL: I am in a VERY serious relationship and just here to talk to and make friends.
Since everyone keeps asking: there is no hidden meaning to this name. I picked it because it sounded cool and ChainedSerfTrader was already taken.
Who am I? Hmmm. You'd think for a writer this would be easier, but it's not. It reminds me of those first days of school when sadomasochistic teachers would make you stand up in front of the class and introduce yourself.
Okay, let's start with the basics. I'm a 41 yo Dom living in Orlando. I've been in the lifestyle for going on 16 years or so, but that was split by a now defunct vanilla marriage. I consider myself to be a very loyal, honest and fair man. My inner circle is small, but everyone in it means the world to me. I cherish those I allow access.
I am also, drumroll, not seriously looking. Yes, I said it. I'm actually looking first and foremost for friends. What? What's with the face? Don't look at me like that. It gives me the creeps.
A lot of people have asked me about my hobbies so I figure I'll just talk about them here. As I mentioned I like to write. I love movies, cooking and photography. No, not that type of photography you perverts. Nature and people. CLOTHED!
Okay, that's all I've got for now. A lot of people have asked me why I don't go more into what I'm looking for in a submissive and the answer to that is simple: there is more to life than D/s. GASP!! I know I just broke a cardinal rule, but that person I just described will always be there (and will find interesting ways to remind her who I am underneath =D), but there has to be more than just whips and chains.
I just want to add that I like to ask questions. Lots of them. And be asked questions. It's just my nature (I used to be a reporter) and I have this near addiction to knowledge that is so unslakable it makes me want to ask about EVERYTHING.
So, any questions YOU would like to ask or if you want to see a picture, just ask. =)
Now, GET OFF MY LAWN! Wait, no, I mean have a nice day! |
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Where does "If you have to explain it it's not funny" end and "You're too stupid to get it" begin?
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Accountants Having a Nooner
A dirty hour rental hotel room -- lunchtime.
"I love how your labia is undulating along my phallus."
"Your induration feels so good when it hits my cervix uteri."
"Oh yeah. That's it. Mmmmm, you're a dirty girl, aren't you? You want to take that moving deduction even though you only moved next door because you're a baaaaaaaaaaad girl."
"Did you save the receipt for the room? We can take it off as a business deduction since we were talking about work earlier."
"Good thinking, making those condoms a necessary business expense."
"There are three in the box, though. Should we accrue them for future use?"
"Were they over $500?"
"No."
"Then there's no point. It's a small enough amount that the one-time hit will easily be absorbed without having to spread the expense over a period of time."
"Good point, but what about depreciation? Do we code it to account 100993?"
"If we don't use all three we can just deduct it as a loss from the original expense negating the depreciation. No need to reclass."
"Good. Oh, look at the time. We better get going or we'll have to repost our lunch into personal time and adjust our schedule."
"Fuck that. Let's go!"
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Oh great, just what the world needs, another place for me to shoot off my mouth, er, fingers. I find the big problem with online journals and blogging is how easy it is to become addicted to it and lose all social skills. The ability to properly communicate in a social setting is vital, people! Get away from your computers and go engage the outside world just past that door! No, not that door, that's the pantry. That's the door to the bathroom. And that's the closet. Utility room. Wow, you're not very bright, are you? Go sit back down. I've changed my mind; you need to be isolated and marginalized for the sake of society. |
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