When I was 5 cell phones were the size of half your arm and only allowed for rich people or classified military personal.... Now there the size of your fricken palm of your hand and 8 year olds have them... What has happened to the fucking earth and its people??????????
Oh and when I was five the pizza delivery options were small medium or large.... Now It is like a questionaire.... Thin crust? Original? Stuffed? Crispy? Pizza stix crust???????????? WHAT THE HELL????????
Oh and when I was five the extent of video games was tetris and duck hunt... THAT WAS IT!!!!! I asked a 9 year old yesterday if he likes tetris... He said "What is Tetris?"
I FEEL OLD.
A wise Dominant said this.... It defines me perfectly in how protective I am of my Owner or someone I respect or care for....
"my bark is usually loud enough that I don't ever have to bite"
I will never lay a finger upon anyone... but I will rip you apart with my words.
OMG Today I discovered magic in my mouth taste... Its name is AIR POPPED POPCORN!!!! Oh YES! IT was a mixture of the control I had over the flavor and the way it made me feel deep inside. OH GOD!!!!!!! Everyone must try air popped popcorn at least once!!!!!!!!! But Really. It did bring me back to my childhood when my Mother would make it for my sisters and I during christmas time in front of the fireplace. It was both delicious and makes you feel happy.
A Dominant I respect highly sent me this. He is a cat lover. I am a dog lover. Here is what he sent... LOL....
You do need to work on your spelling, though. The cute sweet animals are the ones spelled C-A-T. It's really easy to remember: D-O-G is the opposite of G-O-D.
You know who you are I still say they will suck out your soul at night and try to eat your body. My sisters cat tried it every night that crazy fricken cat. Cats are a dangerous species..... At your funeral after your cats kill you in your sleep I am getting up and telling you I told you so.
