SexImploresYou

I'm a hot and bothered astronaut crashing while jacking off to buffering vids
of Asher Roth eating apple sauce.

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NOT INTO ONLINE GAMES,
YOU MUST BE LOCAL
(NEW ENGLAND AREA) !!!

I live pretty vanilla (or in my case would that be chocolate? hmm...)
so I'm not looking for anything too outrageous (yet).
I'm sane, intelligent, passionate, and respectful.

I have been an artsy scenester punk/hardcore/metal/goth/emo musician for more than half my life. (back in my day we were called "scenesters" because we were actively involved in creating a nonexistent music/social scene. nowadays kids are called "hipsters" because they do absolutely nothing of worth besides look allegedly "hip")
I spent nearly all of my time from ages 13-25 playing shows, traveling/touring/squatting in nearly every major city from Philadelphia to San Francisco.
The last 5-6 years I was becoming domesticated while hosting/DJing my radio show (I got to interview many of my personal heroes, such as Jello Biafra, which was a dream come true... until I got to see first hand how much he truly sucks).

Now that the golden years have gone by, I woke up and realized reading books is more fun than playing dress up with these nu-skool pretentious poseurs and insincere idiots... seriously.
Don't get me wrong, I still love making music, going to shows, seeing the world and having the sex - just minus the lameness of being a snobby socialite.

(edit: dressing up and being a socialite is slowly becoming fun again. haha)

what else? i love:

• booksBOOKSbooks! (non-fiction & futuristic dystopia novels mostly)


• poetry/prose (oscar wilde & edgar allan poe = my favs!)


• music (joydivision to beachboys to NIN to bjork to mosdef to misfits)


• [postmodern]art (as well as gothic/steampunk/etc)


• veg*nism


• being fucking awesome

And like nearly everyone else, I am also on FB/OKC/CM -
Show me yours and I'll show you mine.

where's the kink?!:

I realize it is custom to write a detailed description of the many ways I love to sex and be sexed. The truth is, I am so open/fluid, eternally evolving/fluctuating, that it's difficult to put into words what I am "into" because honestly it could be virtually anything given the right person/people and circumstances.
At the same time, a sexual activity I do not enjoy with one individual, I may immensely enjoy with someone else (and vice versa). So, as far as my kinks are concerned, I prefer to go on a person-by-person basis. That way we can discuss what we both are into and comfortable with then go from there.
I will say this, I will ONLY top, physically. However, I do not mind someone who occasionally likes to "top from the bottom", mentally. Confused yet? Good.
But generally speaking, it would be much easier to list what I am absolutely not going to be into under any circumstance...
HARD LIMITS:
scat.
blood.
(under)ageplay.
(sexwith)animals.
racism. (actually no, racism might be hot but only if it's like that scene in "Storytelling", where the big black dude is banging selma blair and makes her say "n!gger fuck me hard" over and over while he is pounding her. that was so hot. - http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1394053/selma_blair_hot_scene/ - hmmm i guess i changed my mind already... see, told you i was always evolving! HAHA)

if you poke smot, like brit pop, hip hop, punk rock, and black cock:
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!!!

if you will suck my soul,
i will lick your funky emotions...

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I've been answering sex ads
and sometimes the people are quite interesting
and sometimes they aren't
and sometimes we meet
and sometimes we talk
and sometimes we don't
and sometimes we do
and sometimes we please each other
and sometimes we tease each other
and sometimes there's cameras
and sometimes there's blindfolds
and sometimes there's handcuffs
and sometimes there's freedom
and sometimes they're men
and sometimes they're women
and sometimes they're both
and sometimes they're ghosts
(they're usually ghosts)

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all the streets are crammed with things eager to be held
i know what hands are for and i'd like to help myself
you ask me the time, but i sense something more
and i would like to give you what i think you're asking for...

let me get my hands on your mammary glands
and let me get your head on a conjugal bed
i say, i say, i say

i crack the whip and you skip, but you deserve it
a boy in the bush is worth two in the hand
i think i can help you get through your exams

and when we're in your scholarly room
who will swallow whom?
you handsome devil

there's more to life than books you know,

but not much more...

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DISCLAIMER: i don't usually initiate contact with people, so if you like what you've read, message me and we can exchange (face) pictures and go from there.
i know most so-called Doms (or should i say, D.O.M. - Dirty Old Men) just copy and paste generic messages to 50 girls a day hoping to get a hit.
i'm attractive, interesting, and not desperate... i am only looking for the same, so if you get a message from me, consider yourself extremely special... just sayin'.

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