WOW, I haven't been on here in some time.....In that time I got married to someone I met here.  We will be celebrating our one year anniversary soon.  It's been amazing.  We make time to play and for our careers and family....I have been truly blessed.

TOP TEN REASONS TO BE A WANNA BE

My wife and or mommy is/was mean to me and I want to smack someone around to make me feel better....

 I have no control over my own life.  Let me screw up yours as well....

 I have no control over my own life, fix me.........

 I'm going to DOMINATE you.  Tell me/teach me how to.........

 I am so F-ed up that I need to create a new persona and I'll see how long I can pull it off before you figure out I have no idea what I'm doing....

 I'm omnisexual and I've run out of ways/things to f*** so teach me some new ones....

 I'm perfect and I need you to remind me of that on a minute by minute basis.

 My dishes need washing, I have no clean clothes to wear and my house is a mess.....

 And courtesy of alphabetasoup:

I'm the weird kid that no one liked while growing up.

I'm the guy who could never get girls.

Another vanilla discussion.......Yes, i know!  All those that know me know I hate nillas...OK I don't hate anyone but nillas irk me when they just don't get it.  I know I need to stop discussing the lifestyle with them and someday a LS will slap me down for bothering to do so. (The movie Queen of the Damned comes to mind when Lestat was determined to out the vampires lifestyle and existence)

SO I get an email from a cute young nilla and some of the comments he makes confuses me as to why they can't understand that a lifestyle relationship has more communication and trust than most nillas.....His comments are in quotes...

"a woman should be cherished, respected" 

If a woman is willing to give you her body, mind and submission, how could you not cherish and respect her?

"how we are told to honor and love our spouses and how we are to serve them, protect them, sacrifice for them but most of all LOVE them."

I don't understand why you can't combine all of this with bdsm or D/s in your mind.  In the proper relationship, it's all there,,,,,,,,it had better be all there or I wouldnt be.

 Why is this concept so hard for some people to fathom?

Like many women in the lifestyle I have my ups and downs...which means I am up thinking about a life as a babygirl in the lifestyle with someone honorable.....AND then there are those down days when I just can't bare the internet mess and Dominants of so many varying personalities, phobias, psychological issues that I decide to play in the vanilla world of dating for a while.......THEN I get messages like this....

Servilecat: What is it you know about Dominant/submissive lifestyle?
Carl: i believe they are people you have to force to do something

Servilecat: NO they are not people you have to force to do anything.

Carl: they are people that are hard to motivate either on bed and so on

<sigh>

I want someone that has the maturity and common sense of a 50 yr old and the libido of a 25 yr old...Is that too much to ask for?

A friend tells me all the time "How's it feel to want?"  They are right.  We can want until the moment we breathe our last breath.  We take what we fight for, are offered what we don't want or need and are denied what we deserve.

That being said (typed) I want someone that not only thinks it's OK to be called Daddy but expects it 24/7 from His babygirl except in public.  Someone that isn't too lazy or indifferent to make strict demands, sets strict rules/boundaries and understands I will fail sometimes.  He will be spiritual and a Christian, preferably Catholic.  He will accept my political and personal views as mine.  He will not care the color of one's skin, the size of their home, bank account or backside. He will have ethics beyond reproach.  He will be decisive, secure in who He is and who He wants me to be.  He will be stronger than me.  He will be creative and capable and comforting when needed.  He will have a great family that He loves and respects and spends time with.  He will be a private person and not need the drama or attention of a public forum or dungeon.  He will be intelligent as well as kind to animals and love cats.. Above all, He will not pretend to be all these things just to make me love Him or to get laid....

Not looking for a temporary fix.  We can all get that anytime. I am not looking for anything online....If you can't cope in the real world then please don't bother.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

ENJOY THE VALENTINE COLLECTION

Remember the good old days when this was all emersed in light hearted banter and no one needed to be medicated for paranoia and such? I vaguely remember those days. I believe they were called the self medicated 60s.

My result for The Zodiac Profile Test ...

My 84 yr old uncle is very ill in the hospital in another state. He was doing very badly and this morning my cousin told me that they went to pick up his girlfriend from her nursing home and brought her to see him. Cousin said it was like a light went on in him and he was willing to eat and started doing better.

That's what I want. I want someone to be my light on earth, for me to be their light. Someone to care for and take care of, to serve with God's approval.

TED

The man with the yellow hat has a name.  I don't know how I feel about this.  It's sort of like finding out Santa Clause shops at Wal Mart or the Easter Bunny doesn't use grade A cocoa.  I don't think I'm OK with this information.

The ultimate threesome........ 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wEd8d3acjI

How is it that a man/human being/woman can message & email for weeks and spend hours upon hours on the phone and then suddenly disappear?......and why not make it even better and do it at a vulnerable time?  sure, why not......adds to the fun.  Please note, I am not excluding women in this practice.  I know for a fact they do it as well.  Male friends tell me their horror stories.

I just can't imagine this as a human trait.  It seems spineless to me.  If you don't want to chat with anyone any longer or you got busy or met someone else then do the healthy thing and say so.  Set closure of some sort...Be a human being, a responsible adult.  Seems only civilized.  I would never behave that way.  I can barely not acknowledge an email (unless it's vulgar or rude which is rare).  If someone asks a question or sends a polite compliment I have no problem responding.  Seems the civilized thing to do.

This was written after someone tried to come back into my life....too little too late.

It finally happened.  I met someone on collarme and a week later we realized we went to the same school.  He graduated the year before I started however our mom's worked together ...lol..It was only a matter of time...at least it wasn't someone from church :)

ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS

I have been getting a lot of flack for not having much on here about ME (now youre going to be sorry) Like many I chose a vanilla life for so long before succumbing to the 'dark side' Here is the information I last had on a vanilla site, lengthy but that's just me. If you find misspellings, please tell me. Nurture my OCD!

Self Summary:
I'm adorabLe. No, really! Everyone tells me so. LOOK! It even says so on my driver's license. Stop looking for the weight! Be a gentleman! I can have a wicked or sarcastic sense of humor one minute and be curled up with my teddy in front of a Disney movie the next...or with my mate watching a really good Chuck Norris or Richard Attenborough movie. I love The Dirty Dozen as well...I paint, sculpt, create, cook like a pro, president of the ladies auxiliary, prolife advocate..oh, that's right, I'm Catholic. I love sports more to play than watch (although in person games are great), Love wineries, woodworking, all art, I'm A submissive, love board games, avid movie collector, try to be organized..I reply often, I think it's rude not to at least respond. Born in Alaska to Corpus Christi 25 yrs and then back to Alaska and finally Missouri (army brat).
I love Spiders and Snakes...I will pick them up and play with them and kiss them and hug them and free them for you...after you have properly screamed like a girl and adequately made me laugh with you for doing so.../\/\(00)/\/\ What??? I said "with you".
Are you familiar with the term "He/She's a very capable person." ? I think it means you can do anything but if something comes up you don't know how to do then you learn how to do it, you read the directions on how to do it and learn. Are you a capable person? Are you fearless? I may not be fearless but I am capable

I'm really good at:
Really good at making people laugh and feel comfortable, although I'm sure I've intimidated some at times. Love doing things my body says I can't....hiking with the possibility of breaking something...drawing small amounts of blood for really good reasons....Taking electronics and hardware apart with the assumption I can put them together again and actually have them work....being addicted to Dr Mario because I took my original Nintendo apart and it still works. Excellent hostess, caterer and chef...

I like a few sitcoms that deplete the intelligence of civilization as we know and love it such as Big Bang Theory, Happy Endings, and so on....Love all CSIs and most Law & Orders...Used to love AnE except for those stupid reality shows they started having and am soooo disappointed in them for that. Have never seen Desperate Housewives but am sure will someday. Like scifi, mysteries the best and think that whoever canceled Lipstick Jungle or Firefly is a weenie.
I am currently on the 14th book in Piers Anthony's Xanth series. It is somewhat like All My Children meets Lord of the Rings. Also reading Utopia and some Asimov and Heinlein. I prefer non fiction.
I like older movies and older music, Journey, Styx, Jim Croce, The Carpenters. Although some of the new stuff is great; Coldplay, Lady GAGA, Maroon 5, love Natasha and Daniel Bedingfield. I can't stand rap or plinking guitar.

So......yes, I know.  It's never good when I start off a journal with SO. 

The other day someone told me   "You my dear are a project :) "    He's a man of few words but a great hiney.  Anyway, This has bothered me a great deal.  Just when I thought I couldnt cry anymore, this made me cry for some reason.  A while back someone referred to me as a MACHINE.  That's about right.  I go go go president of this club.  officer of another......but a PROJECT.  What does that mean?  A PROJECT?  I have no idea if it was meant as a challenge or an insult.  Today I decided I am a project.  Actually I decided it a while back but not many people knew.  I have a lot of plans for this project and so far they are going really great.

BE YOUR OWN PROJECT and then be proud of it....

A good Dominant loves an intelligent submissive...until she beats Him at Chess, Scrabble, Risk, Monopoly and Life all with a sweet submissive smile on her face.

‎45 THINGS A GIRL WANTS, BUT WON'T ASK FOR:

1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
...4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

 Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

 KEEP READING ..
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say “I love her more than you”, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?
16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she’s beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

 One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she’s your everything - only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her - if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT - so just hug her.

24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!

 WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US ..
26. Don’t lie to her.
27. DON’T cheat on her.
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants.
29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her.
30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can always count on you.

 ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER, BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT. 31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.

35. Don’t ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If she’s upset, comfort her.

 REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT ..
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

 MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED.
41. Call or text her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. Always remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while you’re sitting on her.

Someone posted this as being on a Daddy's profile.  They did however not give the credit.

Can't sleep.  I need a story.

Some of the ladies and I were having an interesting discussion after church the other day..yes, church.  We decided what we really want is someone that has the maturity and common sense of a 50 yr old and the libido of a 25 yr old...Is that too much to ask for?

 I myself want that as well as someone that not only thinks it's OK to be called Daddy but expects it 24/7 from His babygirl except in public.  Someone that isn't too lazy or indifferent to make strict demands, sets strict rules/boundaries and understands I will fail sometimes.  He will be very spiritual and a Christian, preferably Catholic.  He will accept my political and personal views as mine.  He will have ethics beyond reproach.  He will be decisive, secure in who He is and who He wants me to be.  He will be stronger than me.  He will be creative and capable and comforting when needed.  He will have a great family that He loves and respects and spends time with.  He will be a private person and not need the drama or attention of a public forum or dungeon.  He will be educated and intelligent as well as kind to animals and love cats.. Above all, He will not pretend to be all these things just to make me love Him or to get laid....

Yeah, I know.  Pretty far fetched isn't it?

Men go on and on about fakes on collarme....We all know this.  We read it constantly.  My questions are;  How are they defining someone as a 'fake'?  Is it because the person just refused to be what they wanted them to be? Are they really naive enough to fall for all the "18-24 yr old slaves" on here spouting their need for someone to abuse them or do anything to them? I would think you would look at those profiles that are obviously fake, mostly because that person made the first contact with you, and just laugh it off.  Move on. Why get so upset about it?  Give them a chance and as soon as they ask for money, loans, travel expense, let go of them.  Good grief, We had most of that happen right here locally and we let go.  Why accept it local or long distance? Why advertise your naivete or lack of common sense? Are you that desperate?

Face it... 99.5% of the dominants on here...

• just want someone to wash their dishes, clothes and/or backside 
• want someone to take over for the x spouse that intelligently left them 
• are trying to find their manhood
• are just gross
• are lazy
• are immasculated
• are 'disabled' by choice
• are fat/out of shape
• are couch potatoes
• are just creepy
• have no clue about taking care of themselves much less anyone else
• are feeders 

To the other .5%,  Congratulations.  Are you sure you want to be on a site like this one?  Don't you deserve better?...or ...are you just watching the train wrecks go by for your own twisted amusement?

To the 18-24 yr olds that aren't  "fake" or any others that aren't , whatever the definition for fake is....  Be careful!

I am extremely saddened by the frustration I've witnessed in so many Dominant's profiles over not finding their one.  I wish I could cuddle each and every one and tell them it will be alright and to keep looking and to not give up...     OK!!  I just figured out.  These guys are searching and searching and jumping from sub to sub trying to find the perfect one.  Aren't they supposed to be training the one to be perfect?

Let me try to explain the HUNGER.

Every touch is butterflies. Every word is honey. Every order makes her moister. Every use for your pleasure is reward. Her mind and body silently beg for more. Every sense exposed. Do it right, and you leave her in a constant state of arousal. There's emotions and a body you've protected from permanent damage. You would let her sit at your feet. You would allow her to suck on you when she's been good. Stroke her hair when it's just right. You, no matter how savagely, take your property in every way. You've trained her to be just what you want, just what you need. For no one else to touch. This makes her unique. This is her climax. This is not sex. This is control.

Today I noticed/took interest in the Admirers section of my profile.  I don't know most of you but thank you for sticking around all these years......Please understand, I have no doubt you're simply here to be able to someday tell people that you knew that chick from those news stories that had all those bodies bound and gagged in her basement sitting around a table having a tea party with her cats.

It's OK...they may catch me but they'll never convict.

After reading several profiles on here of women 50+....Dear Lord, Please I beg you!!  Don't let me turn into a whiny, know it all, bitchy, desperate for attention, whiny, wannabe, desperate, needy, bitch when I turn 50!

p.s.  Also, please don't let me forget how to wear makeup and fix my hair....thank you

And what's up with 40ish people looking so much older..men and women.  Too many people have been rode hard and etc. etc.  You need to find your happy place, take a vacation, get laid more....something.

TOP TEN REASONS TO BE A WANNA BE

My wife and or mommy is/was mean to me and I want to smack someone around to make me feel better....

 I have no control over my own life.  Let me screw up yours as well....

 I have no control over my own life, fix me.........

 I'm going to DOMINATE you.  Tell me/teach me how to.........

 I am so F-ed up that I need to create a new persona and I'll see how long I can pull it off before you figure out I have no idea what I'm doing....

 I'm omnisexual and I've run out of ways/things to f*** so teach me some new ones....

 I'm perfect and I need you to remind me of that on a minute by minute basis.

 My dishes need washing, I have no clean clothes to wear and my house is a mess.....

 And courtesy of alphabetasoup:

I'm the weird kid that no one liked while growing up.

I'm the guy who could never get girls.

Here are the official rules of the game:

 If someone treats you badly, like ****, then you will be expected to love, honor, be at their beckon call and be as kind as possible to them over all. 

 There will be extra points given for; going out of your way to please them, making all the holidays as special for them as possible, and, accepting and loving their friends and family without fail.

 The high roller points come in of course when you buy them presents.  This point system is based on several aspects such as the cost and/or sentiment or thoughtfulness of the gift.  More points are awarded if it was a collectible off of Ebay that was expensive as well as sentimental.  We will go over those points in the later editions of the game.

 There are some versions of the game that default to the overall winner of the game being the first to not only earn the higher score but based on a set time value by the participants, is able to go the longest without committing homicide.  This is unfortunately becoming the hardest level of the game to win.  In all stages of the game, getting the police involved in any aspect forfeits your position on the board and you must start over from the beginning.  It is never cool to get blood stains on the game board law enforcement involved or not.........

I need to get out of hicksville, hickdom come, hicktown, hickylvania, ...

I really miss the dungeon chat rooms yahoo used to have.  I mean the people were a tad questionable but aren't we all at times?  Perhaps the word sketchy is better than questionable.  It was afterall online, and they can be anyone they want online. 

 We met several people from online.  Met several people locally.  In the 45 years I have been on this earth I had never witnessed so many/much money scams, begging for money, theft, or scavengers than in the short time we were in the local bdsm community in this small town.  I often wonder if that's worse in the bigger cities.  I would think they had already been weeded out by now.  Perhaps they have all moved to these po dunk towns.  Actually some of the ones from here have already been run out of town....I bet the big cities are scarier after all.

ALL I REALLY NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN

This is an excellent book by Robert Fulghum and you really should read it no matter your age...
(a guide for Global Leadership)

All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sand pile at school.
These are the things I learned:

* Share everything.
* Play fair.
* Don't hit people.
* Put things back where you found them.
* Clean up your own mess.
* Don't take things that aren't yours.
* Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.
* Wash your hands before you eat.
* Flush.
* Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
* Live a balanced life - learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.
* Take a nap every afternoon.
* When you go out in the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands and stick together.
* Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam cup: the roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.
* Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup - they all die. So do we.
* And then remember the Fun with Dick and Jane books and the first word you learned - the biggest word of all - LOOK.

Everything you need to know is in there somewhere. The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation. Ecology and politics and equality and sane living.

Studies show that 94% of people on collarme just want someone to wash their dishes and clean their house while 92.8% of those want someone to wash their dishes and clean their house, they also want to have sex with them and about 5% overall just want to watch someone wash dishes and have sex....

I love Spiders and Snakes...I will pick them up and play with them and kiss them and hug them and free them for you...after you have properly screamed like a girl and adequately made me laugh with you for doing so... /\/\(00)/\/\ What??? I said "with you".

Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a sub say to their Master

10. How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to put your leather pants in the washer?
9. Yeah, right... SPANK THIS!
8. Tomorrow night, I get to tie you up, right?
7. Gosh, you Dom's think the world should bow before you!
6. And just what do you think you are going to do with that paddle?
5. Sorry, I got a date tomorrow night. Some other time, perhaps?
4. Spanking? I-THINK-NOT!
3. Who died and left you in charge?
2. Do your own damn laundry!

   And the #1 thing you will never hear a sub say to their Master...

1. What do I look like, your maid?

Hook em Horns!

Just back from a week in Texas.  The University of Texas Commencement ceremonies were amazing as always.  It rained just up until the good stuff...the speakers and the fireworks off the tower.  Robert Rodriquez (Planet Terror, Spy Kids, etc.) was the designated speaker who happened to be a graduate of the class of 2009.  Apparently he left just short of a few credits 20 years back but returned this past summer to complete his degree.
It was good to be home if only for a little while.  I desperately need a vacation from vacations

Just got back from an incredible (LONG) tour of the east coast...3300+ miles of beach and trees and gorgeous landscapes.  If we were to move, i could never choose between Virginia, Connecticut, North Carolina etc., etc.  Wilmington Beach was beautiful but Connecticut was adorable....
Sadly i lost my driving privileges before we left the driveway :( so i was demoted to navigator (i assume that was a demotion to 2nd navigator as we have a great gps system....so Garmin Sandiego must be 1st navigator) 
i absolutely, completely love traveling with Hunter.  We talk, act up and get wicked.  We both love photographing nature on our trips, lounging on the beaches and checking out as many antique shops and wineries as humanly possible.  i never realized there were so many wineries in Virginia and North Carolina. i think our next trip will be a condo on Padre Island for a week doing absolutely nadathing.  But i will post some sunburn photos.

On another note of lost privileges..People keep complaining i don't have a photo on here.  Do you really think i don't know this information?  i lost photo privileges a long time ago.  Most likely because of the same people that complain that there is no photo on here :P

Mind Over Does it Matter ....

Have you ever known anyone who's mind thinks faster than their mouth does? i know, usually it's the other way around. i don't know where i come up with these thoughts...usually in the wee hours of the morn.

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Springfield News Leader....
 

i read a lot, more so now than ever before i would say. i read the Springfield News Leader and USA Today among others. Each is filled with so much sadness and controversy,especially political satire. i try to avoid all that in my blogs. But, there was a sweet story yesterday about a lady that lost her husband on their honeymoon. He was killed in a car crash in Hawaii. i cried for her loss. i can't imagine losing Hunter, ever, much less on a honeymoon or anniversary. The story was about her finally getting on with her life as a celebration of her dead husbands life that was. i appreciate when the papers put some uplifting things in their publications. i understand it's hard to weed through all the dismal days we have with the economy and war and politics.

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Speaking of Politics....
  
Being that the papers and television run rampant with it....i'm reading UTOPIA by Sir Thomas More. It's a good read, especially in an election time.

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"Celebrities"....

Congratulations to Branjelina on their new twins. i love the idea that a woman in her position is willing to give up so much including her figure to add to her family. i know, i know, she will have the body back in no time. But, still it's a nice thought! i've always resented that she most likely was a home wrecker for Brad and Jennifer but maybe things worked out better for all involved.
i met Carson Daly yesterday. He is somewhat more handsome in person than on his television show, Last Call with Carson Daly. He does have wonderful blue eyes and looked fetching in dark stubble and a leather jacket. i personally have never cared for his show or his type of humor but now meeting him, as a person, i like him. He can definitely laugh at himself (His movie rolls prove that) and he did not worry about being politically correct with me. He was very polite and sweet which unfortunately just made me feel old....
i often wonder if 'celebrities' really want to be fawned over or just treated like regular folk...A friend of mine did his business internship at Disney World and told me of one of his coworkers being fired. Apparently Tom Hanks and family showed up at the park and when the coworker spotted them he could not resist the urge to yell across the park "Run Forrest. Run!!"

Studies show that 94% of people on collarme just want someone to wash their dishes and clean their house while 92.8% of those want someone to wash their dishes and clean their house, they also want to have sex with them and about 5% overall just want to watch someone wash dishes and have sex....

Just back from a week in the Caribbean and a few days in Texas.  The trip was amazing and quite educational. 
Swam with stingrays, visited historical sites and played with iguanas. 
We attended several art seminars and auctions and purchased some pieces.  Now i want the t shirt that says i have no more room on my walls so i wear it on my chest.....  We got to see the most amazing film.  It was a meager 8 minutes of film by Salvador Dali and Walt Disney titled Destino.  It was nothing less than breathtaking and i felt honored to be able to view it surrounded by many of Dali's works of art. 
We didn't do much shopping as the places were a tad too touristy but we did acquire some goodies from the Tortuga Rum store in the Grand Caymans of course.
  So very tired of traveling but went to the Renaissance fair in Kansas City this past weekend and off to a bdsm function this coming weekend.....i need a vacation!

We had a wonderful get together today!!!The sun was blazing....E/everyone got toasted by the pool and ate way too much.  The ice cream sundae bar was it's usual hit. 
i must say though, there are few things funnier then a bunch of lifestylers having a vanilla get together.  All the wooden spoons become weapons, splashing in the pool becomes a sadistic ploy, and everyone avoids the big Dominant running the barbecue pit.

Please note this does not take the place of good legal or financial counseling and in no way does it refer to women with lack of intelligence in technology.....12 years and my Mother still can not program a vcr.