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Male Submissive, 30, Boston, Massachusetts
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Male Dominant, 45, Lynchburg, Virginia
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About SeanVonIronStag
I am Sean von Ironstag- lothario, profligate, and libertine extraordinaire! Oh, and THE alpha-male baboon this side of the Mississippi!
I'm a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations in my spare time, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row just to get ready for a 10,000 kilometer race.... Against a car.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike Digeriedoo playing skills, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after my charity work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I'm an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles and children worldwide trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, MobyDick and The Scarlett Letter all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair, tilted back on one leg, balancing on a pencil. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery.
My bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played in Hamlet as well as Romeo & Juliet and Othello. I have performed open-heart surgery and I have spoken with Elvis. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
Oh, and I bathe every day, ladies.
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Nothing is more important than pain. Nothing. It sears and gnaws life itself, commanding all attention, thrusting even the mightiest into moaning despair. |
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Wanted: Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a
joke. You'll be paid after we get back. Must bring your own
weapons. I have only done this once before, so safety is not
guaranteed. Also, I would very much appreciate it if you did not
stink. Thank you very much. |
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