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So, I am here to announce my quest for a girl to be my slave/love/life partner/sex toy/maid/personal chef/pet/laugher-of-at-nerdy-jokes/cock cozy/gaming friend/urinal/cumslut/anything else I feel the need to put on the end of a slash. I dunno. Reverent from-her-knees-at-starer?
(Remember folks, it's not abuse of the English language if it's consensual.)
This hypothetical slavegirl I am seeking is approximately 20-30 years old, ish, so we can make obscure pop culture references together that we both actually get. She is local, meaning no more than about an hour's drive in any direction (preferably she's here in southwest Washington). Maybe a little further if we really click, but it's unlikely. I have the utmost respect for those of you out there who can do long distance relationships without losing your sanity, but to me, they are their own special brand of torture, too sadistic even for my standards.
Ideally she is ready to meet regularly now with the idea of eventually moving in with me once a commitment is made. She does not yet have children although she wants them in the future. She is ready for a long-term, committed relationship -- to belong to somebody is something she desires, needs, even craves. She's not uncertain or wavering on the idea -- she knows this is what she wants. And she has a high sex drive, a filthy mind, and dirty, dirty fantasies.
She should feel free to jump to the head of the line if she is already into:
- impact play
- humiliation
- watersports/diapers (my favorite)
Because those are the things that make my pants the most tingly. I don't think I would be happy if any of them were hard limits.
So enough about you, let's talk about me! Who am I anyway? Well, I'm 30 years old and not too crazy about my first number being a 3 now. I've been involved in the BDSM lifestyle for nearly four years. I've been in a few lifestyle relationships. Over the course of these relationships I've gained quite a bit of experience, enough to know pretty much exactly what I'm looking for.
I have a house, that I own (well, that I have a mortgage on, bit of a difference there if we're being technical). I currently share it with my mother who is recovering from an illness. I'm 5-10, 260, the big teddy bear type, and will be happy to share pics once we click.
What do I want in a life partner, other than submission? I want someone I can be myself with. Someone I can be silly with. Someone I can text any time just to chat, or call up because I'm planning to go out and do something and I'd like someone to enjoy it with. Ideally we would meet up once or twice a week. I love horror and comedy movies, video games, the zoo, miniature golf, painting/art, porn stores, all sorts of food, coffee, sci-fi TV, sports, great books, and anything that is absurd and slightly off kilter. I have an extensive collection of nerdy, obscure, and hilarious t-shirts. I do enjoy 420 (especially before sex) and the occasional social drink.
I'm not much of a social person or a partier -- I'm more introverted, and a homebody. I'm an open minded, easy going person who believes life is for the living. It could be fun to go out and do stuff, go to movies or dinner, or just random excursions because we really enjoy each other's company. Or just hang out and watch awesome shows and play video games.
What I'm really looking for is a girl to come home to at the end of the day, to please me exactly as I say and love me and be loved by me. And yeah, it's important to me that love is a part of this relationship. I want to be in love with my girl, for who she is... not just like her for the things she does for me. I want her to think I am the most amazing person in the world, and I want to think the same thing about her. I want us to love with every particle of our being. I think that's the whole point of even being here.
So if you find yourself intrigued (and really, who wouldn't be, right? [arrogance, healthy self-regard, the line is subtle]), and would like to introduce yourself, email me. If you have questions, email me. If you want to send me pictures of boobs (yours or someone else's), or kittens, or boobs and kittens, email me. Wow... even I'm surprised how many reasons there are to email me.
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