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I am 35 not 33, but it's easier to type that here than change my profile |
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I am 30 not 29. God knows why it says 29 when it knows my birthday |
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Ok I am smirking a bit as I write this..... but when you read some of the profiles inviting you to apply for to be someone's girl.......they really don't sound that attractive.... or am I missing something? |
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I am now seriously thinking about whether being submissive, is actually mutually exclusive to having children and being a loving and caring mother. |
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Hope everyone had a good Valentine's Day. Time for a little joke now
A policeman was watching a busy main road and looking for motorists who were speeding. He sees a car going quite slowly down the A22 and he thinks it's suspicious, so he stops the driver and approaches the car.
He sees inside there are a collection of old men - three in the back and two in the front - and all the passengers are very wide eyed and as white as ghosts.
The driver winds down his window and he says to the policeman, in quite an uncertain, almost confused voice "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit ! What seems to be the problem?"
"Sir," the officer replies, "No, you weren't speeding, but you should be aware that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
The driver replies "Officer, slower than the speed limit?" and the old man shakes his head " No, I was doing the speed limit exactly, twenty-two miles an hour !" ......and he is quite proud of this.
The policeman, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to him that that A22 is the road number, not the speed limit. The driver is now a little embarrassed and he grins and thanks the policeman for pointing out his error.
"But before I let you go, Sir, I have to ask" the policeman says "Is everyone in this car
Ok? Your passengers seem awfully shaken, and they haven't made a sound, all the time we have been talking," the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We've just come off the A120..!!"
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Happy New Year everyone. I'm still struggling to get into work and the swing of things again.... |
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thank you very much to all those kind people who wrote and told me what TPE stands for. really refreshing that there are nice people around |
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ok I give up... I'm obviously very naïve... what does TPE mean, when someone says "sorry only TPE" |
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going to Mancs for a long weekend.... never been before...so.....hopefully the weather will be nice and it will be fun |
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well..... I took the exam in June, my last one to qualify but actually no. it was not to be. I got the results in august and I failed it. so yet another year's study and another year wasted by the delay.
what else.... quite busy socially and haven't had any discipline since march, so.... not really sure what all that means..... I actually feel quite fed up but it's just a passing mood |
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Happy New Year..!! Let's hope it is an amazing 2014
i have honestly thought a lot about what you asked and but it's not fair to make me write the stuff in public especially when i am miles from you and when it's private between us and when i have already said it when i was wiv you. everything you ask when i am there, i do and i don't even argue or question it. i think all i wud be proving, if i did write it here, is that i can be stupid or naïve and no one actually wants some yes person who they can just crush |
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just got this message from a boy....
if you want to be my slave let me know. im here to teach you and train you how I expect you to be as a person. if interested get back to me as soon as possible. Must take it serious and be willing do anything I ask of you, including taking any and all pics I ask of. If not then don't waist my time
why he thinks I might be interested in a boy, completely eludes me. he's already shoving me around. and what has my waist got to do wiv anything? |
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how typical.... bank holiday weekend is about to start and it's raining....  |
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just having a little study break, it is actually true that your level of concentration falls off after between two and three hours and you need to take a break..!! |
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ok next rant is someone messages you and by the time you have replied they have gone off line... wtf does that mean? |
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yes it is actually Mother's Day tomoz which is fine if your mother isn't a snob who loathes having a gay daught so bleh and the pink colour apparently isn't working here so i have to choose another one |
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well it is the time of year to say Happy Christmas, to be nice and kind and caring and to go the extra mile for someone. and that means to listen to ppl too and not just hear what we want to hear. it's our chance to be better i think.
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there are a lot of quite angry journal messages and i wanted to say something. after i've said it tho, pls don't viciously attack me as i don't mean to be rude or anything.
it is a given that there are ppl on this site (as there are all over the place) who are pretending to be something they arn't. it's just a fact which i know and lots of other ppl know. so there's nothing we can do about it and there's no point in going on about it. it's life. there are nice ppl and there are not so nice ppl.
at the end of the day i personally think it either is or becomes very obvious. you exchange some messages then you might chat and then you might phone and then you might meet. if you find that it doesn't work out like that, then you just have to stop, as life's too short. at the end of the day the big thing is..... are the two ppl available? do they like each other enuff to meet? if not then that's it. end of story.
but there isn't any point in being angry and actually it puts other ppl off and it doesn't show the best side of everyone. this may be rubbish but it's just what i think.
ps sorry about my text speak writing too but it is the weekend and it's a chilled and relaxed time..!! |
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i just read about someone searching for blonde ppl..... just so you know, blondes are blonde but brunettes are actually best..!! |
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is it rude of me to say i don't understand anyone who wants to just use someone and then kick them out of their house? actually everyone has feelings |
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two and a bit weeks to my xam....eeeek..!! |
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...... leans out of her window, takes a massive breath and screams in frustration.... then she closes the window quietly...... |
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good morning and Happy Easter weekend..!! i am feeling terribly self-righteous as i've just been running.... so all of you who are lounging still in bed... get UP..!! |
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is it reasonable to ask for someone monogamous? it sounds a mad question to ask because commonsense says to me it's not only reasonable but desireable.... what do you think? |
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I'm back from hols and my work trip..... i have christmas shopping to finish..... and on thursday evening i am having my.... how can i say this.... my reminder to behave myself over Christmas.... |
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omggggggggggggggg it is freeezzzzzzzzing.,....!! |
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I would like some nice dead straight horizontal lines on my little bot.... ok I admit it is frustration speaking but I do need it, gross tho it may sound...... |
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