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Top Ten Signs your neighbors may be
in the lifestyle.
10. Your clothespins keep disappearing.
9. So does the clothes line. 8. Keeps asking about your dog's new collar and they do not have a dog. 7. Admires your roses for the thorns. 6. Never gets around to hanging the swings on the eyebolts in new swing set. 5. The Cops call him when they loose a their handcuff keys. 4. Asks you to go to the Home Improvement Show just to get an extra free yardstick. 3. Tells the paperboy that he is having a party and asks to borrow some extra rubber bands. 2. On Halloween His yard looked like a Dungeon not a haunted house. And the Number One Sign that your neighbor is in the lifestyle... 1. When asked how he liked the rice crispy treats your wife sent over, replies, "Yes, Thank you, may I have another?"
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