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I have no idea what I'm doing here. I'm just tired of... being bored with everything. And waiting. Waiting waiting waiting. And I have a massive paranoia that someone I know is going to see me on here. Then again, why should I be ashamed? Damn Catholic upbringing.
Here's the deal: I'm a young professional woman sick and tired of vanilla relationships. But I DO NOT in any way shape or form want a 24/7 lifestyle or cheesy-ass "Master/slave" "yes sir no sir whatever pleases you sir I'm not worthy to lick your boots sir" bullcrap. I am looking for someone who gets their jollies from being on the "giving" end of Insex/Infernal Restraints kind of situations, because I want to be on the receiving end. I want to have a normal life- job, friends, social life- but behind the scenes used and abused, and be able to get up in the morning and have pancakes like a normal couple.
Couple? I don't know if I want to BE a couple. If that happens, it happens and I would be happy, but I also have a massive fear of commitment.
Anyway, it's easier to say what I DON'T want, I guess. And to hell with being selfish- I've compromised way too much in life to care. Here goes: if you have the word "Lord", "Dragon", or "Sir" in your username, you're not for me. If you are all about the renfaires, damsels in distress, and dragons, I'm not for you. If you want to write me a message, use the words 'dust bunnies' as the first two words of the message as proof that you have actually read this profile. Sorry for the interruption, back to your regularly scheduled program. If you do not care enough about yourself to stay in shape and healthy, don't bother: If you can't take care of your own needs or are too lazy to do so, you can't give another person what she needs. If you wear pleated pants, or khakis and polo shirts, do not write me. Give a good goddam about what you look like, in other words. Again, go ahead and call me shallow, I don't care- it's what everyone wants they just don't have the balls to say it.
What about me? I'm short, that's the first thing you would notice. I'm thin, but not skinny- I stopped growing when I was 11. In every way. Up, out, etc. In other words, if you have a thing for tits, I'm probably not your girl. I've been told if I live in the 1920s, I would have the perfect flapper body and style. I like a lot of things, not going to bother listing them here, but I hate loud crowded bars and clubs and would much rather have coffee. I'm somewhat of a geek.
I can't think of anything else to say. If you email me and I don't write back, I'll try to respond, but I am the queen of procrastinators.
Um.
The End.
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uh... i'm fucking serious about the note in my profile. i don't care if you think you will sound stupid, do it or i won't respond. no exceptions.
JESUS HORATIO CHRIST IN A HANDBASKET- I'M A FUCKING *SUB*, I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.
why the fuck do i still even bother with this account.
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Just a warning:
If you write to me and have obviously not read my profile, I'm going to verbally rip you a new one.
You have been warned, so don't you dare snap back or call me names when I do so. You brought it on yourselves, fucktards.
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*sigh*.
yet again i have to be a cunt and add another "I will not respond if..."
this one, however, IS due to personal preferences, and not general safety or logic like my other discretions: NO PORN 'STACHES.
seriously. what the FUCK are you men thinking? they were not attractive back when they were in vogue, nor are they attractive now, nor for that matter do they make you look "ironically cool". they either make you look like a pervert- in a BAD way- or like a trend whore.
as a matter of fact, now that i'm on the subject, facial hair in general is a big fat NO for me. ACTUALLY... any hair below the eyebrows is a turn off. and the eyebrows must be nicely groomed. not girly manicured, but not all warewolf either.
alright. i'm done. for now.
as you were, soldiers.
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*le siiigh*. 'kay... a few more "guidelines". if you are old enough to be my father, just... ew. i'll gladly chat with you, but i don't need another daddy, thanks. also- what part of "i will not relocate" is so hard to understand? that just proves to me that you didn't bother to read my profile or previous journal entry. if you can't have the courtesy to do that, i sincerely doubt you would ever have the courtesy, mentality, or maturity to treat me well in something as serious as a D/s relationship. come ON people... FIRST IMPRESSIONS. very important. oh, and one last thing- don't say you need to "tame" my attitude. that's insulting. i'm SO not into the controlling my personality thing.
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a bit of friendly advice... if you want a response- not just from ME, but probably from 80% of the general public here, be fucking polite. just because i am submissive in my sexual life does not mean i want to be treated like a piece of garbage the first damn time i talk to you. if you bothered READ my profile you would know that i, in particular, am not into that AT ALL let alone before you even introduce yourself. demanding i tell you about my snatch before even telling me your name? or calling me "it" before you know word one about me? acting like a controlling piece of shit from word one? EXACTLY NOT the kind of person i'm looking for. jesus h christ in a handbasket.
so knock it off. be NORMAL, do not ACT.
'kay. that's all.
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holy cow, folks! i'm beyond flattered by all the responses to my profile after not even 24 hours. but please have patience, grasshoppers- i'm not magic. i'll try to answer as soon as i can. ditto with chats.
okay, topic two: no, i will not relocate. i wouldn't have to think long and hard about relocating for someone that i already have had a substantial relationship with, let alone someone who solicits me via email on a BDSM website. sheesh.
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| Age: 24 |
| Fayetteville,
North Carolina |
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