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what's with posting 'limits' that pretty much go without saying?

no kids (felony)

no scat (disgusting)

no blood (dangerous)

no disfigurement (really, are you sure?)

you might as well add, no drinking poison or eating fire.

i am violating your privacy.

doing research, projects and a study. uploading your pics and material to for profit websites.

welcomes your 'legal actions'

contact me if you wish to put your attorney in touch with my attorney.

an interesting phenomenon found here and on other kink related sites...

the warning to institutions of higher learning. 

gotta' call BS on this one.

here's a typical example:

This profile and pictures, or any pictures of me, are copyrighted and may not be used without the express permission of the owner. Any person or institution using this site or any of its associated sites for study or projects - You do not have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current or future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to all legal remedies.

It is recommended that other members post a similar notice as well.

 i doubt any university is using your profile to do research.

do you really visualize someone on the verge of copying your photo onto a thumb drive then stopping because of your stern warning?

what's the deal with the legal remedy verbiage?

forget that writing something on your profile doesn't grant you special legal rights...

how is it that you imagine yourself in a courtroom setting in the first place?

your honor this man was passing around my photo on the interwebs, so i tracked him down and hired an attorney to sue him.

damages? i don't know anything about damages...but i had this extremely well crafted warning on my collarme profile. in fact, i'd like to enter a copy into evidence.

//It is recommended that other members post a similar notice as well.//

i recommend you get a firm grip on reality.

i love CM profiles.

i am starting to divide them into categories.

one of my favorite is the threat profile.

goes something like this:

a long list of the people they do NOT want to receive messages from.

a threat of consequences if you dare to message them.

i will NOT respond to your message.

your message will be deleted.

i will tell my master/mistress

your message goes to bulk mail...etc. etc.

these people go to great lengths to describe what will happen if you send them an unwelcome communication.

these profiles often contain references to wasting time, i assume they are busy finding a cure for cancer.

also, there is a tendency to swear at the person contemplating sending an unwelcome communication. usually something along the lines of 'don't like it? well FU...or go F yourself.' i don't know what makes these people so angry.

the internet is full of randoms and fakes, get over it.

please send us links to your favorite profiles...lotsa' gems here in CM.

i love perving profiles, but i find the number of people here that lack a basic command of the english language somewhat disturbing.

i'm not talking about your garden variety typo, we all suffer from those, more like the domme who instructs would be suitors not to to 'waist' her time. yeah, i really read that on CM.

a few of the most common seem to be:

alot....alot is not a word. think about it.. abuttplug acondom aflogger.

it's a lot.

there, they're their. these are not interchangeable and you look like an idiot if you don't know the difference.

to vs too....again, not interchangeable.

loose vs lose.

if you don't know the difference you are a loser not a looser.

your vs you're....your inability to pay attention in class means you're now spelling challenged.

definately is definitely not a word.

i'm sure there are plenty more. 

if you run across any profiles that you find particularly interesting, for any reason please

share them with us.

thank you!

update:

apparently CM is full of LOOSERS. who knew?

http://www.collarme.com/details.asp?px=redhotashley1990