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NO MALES NEED APPLY!! YOU WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED!!?I WILL SPEAK WITH MEN, BUT I?AM ONLY CONSIDERING WOMEN AT THIS TIME!?ANYONE?WISHING TO CONTACT ME?SHOULD READ THIS PROFILE IN FULL!!

I am a dominant, bisexual woman who feels the need to stay in control of things around me. I currently?own?a male switch but I also want a couple of females. I enjoy all things new age as well as everything Japanese, especially food and entertainment. I have a wide variety of tastes, sexually, and need to meet someone who can accept that and grow with it. That's how I am with a lot of things. My tastes can change day-to-day or even hour-to-hour. I am probably best described as mercurial, chaotic, or just a bit nuts! I would like to meet a feminine submissive, and hopefully a bit girlie. Make-up, long hair, comfortable in dresses and heels, that sort of thing. My?subbie hubbie says I like that type because I am a man in a hot girl's body! He's probably right, but what does he know? He's just a big girl!! :) My Ideal Person:
I am looking for a submissive girl to serve me. I don't want a "mindless slave", because I expect her to have her own thoughts and opinions. I may not always feel compelled to act on those things, though. At the same time, I'm not looking for a "life-partner". I am in charge of the household, so I get power of veto over all things. Think of it more like a pet. I love and care for her, she loves and serves me. I particularly like quiet, pretty girls, especially ones who are more than a bit girlie. My house-girl will need to be a decent cook and capable of everyday housekeeping tasks as well as being open to a fairly wide variety of sensual behavior. Providing personal care (massage, pedicures, etc.) will be a must, but these things can be taught. While bisexuality is not a must, anyone serving me must understand that they will be expected to engage in certain activities with my other?sex partners?on occasion, particularly my "sub-sband", but only on those rare occasions where I choose to unlock his chastity belt! Understand, however, that I am seeking such a girl for ALL aspects of my life, not just in the bedroom!! If this is the life for you, contact me and we will see about a face-to-face interview and maybe a test run.

Until I find such a girl, I am more than willing to entertain the idea of a playmate. If this is all you are intersted in, contact me and I will be happy to discuss this, but know that my male will be allowed to observe, though not necessarily participate unless you so desire. And if he deserves it.

**Please note** I am seeking someone for a 24/7 position. I do not cyber, and I am not really into the "weekend thing". I am not looking for someone who has "no limits". In general, I have found that?such people want?the fantasy, not the reality. Besides, I have things I would never do to another person, so why wouldn't you have at least a few things that you consider too much? Also, I am not a fan of spankings, a personal thing from my childhood, though whips and crops and things are?kinda fun.?Nor do I think of myself as cruel or sadistic, since inflicting hardcore pain or humiliation?is not my bag.? I can deal with metting out a little, but certainly not on the level some people claim to prefer. If you seek those extremes, please seek them elsewhere. Finally, I am not looking for a piece of ass! I am not willing to become a piece of ass. If you need to get laid, I suggest you try the nearest bar! I honestly want to find a girl who can serve me out of love, loyalty, and respect! Thank you!! ? Also, be aware that I have kids, so discretion is required. If you seek a life of 24/7 nudity with chained wrists and ankles while I run around in heels and garter swinging a whip.... Well, that's just not gonna happen!!! Play will be as real life allows, but real life will always get attended to first. If you can't accept that, look else where!

I understand that some men on here feel that THEY should be the exception to?my rule of NO MEN, so allow me to make this?small disclaimer. Fully functional men expect sex occasionally and tend to get upitty with other males. I don't intend to play referee?and I don't involve myself in BDSM for sexual purposes. It is about power, control, and?discipline. This is why I won't have another set of testicles in my home. The only way I would ever allow?a male,?other than the one I already have, to serve?in my home,?is?as a eunuch. And NO! I am not taking care of that for you. That would have to be done before you ever met me. But I CAN make arrangements for it to be done for the right candidate. I hope that clears things up!

For all those that seem to feel the need to call me by some honorific, I prefer "Lady", "m'lady", or simply "boss". Anyone calling me "mistress", "goddess", or "miss" will prove only that they have not read this profile and I will feel insulted that they chose to contact me without that simple courtesy.

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9/24/2016 4:11:59 PM
Looks like I'll be working more hours, which cuts into my play time. I've realized that I may need a girl (or resonable substitute) to help keep hubby in line when I'm not there. Then, I can focus what playtime I have left on her! The idea of a sadistic subbie girl abusing hubby to garner my favor actually turns me on! I hope that's not as crazy sounding as it feels! LMAO!

8/10/2015 7:45:31 PM
Back after long absence. Looking for women, she-males, and eunuchs! Any takers??

7/24/2012 1:12:46 AM

Friend showed me a wonderful new toy. It's a dog shock collar with a remote. The interesting part is that she added it to a belt that locks around the waist and one of the prongs sits just above the pubic bone while the other was replaced with a wire that she attached to her male's PA piercing inside his chastity device. She can send a sound, a vibration, or a shock straight to her male. She can call him to her from anywhere in the house by hitting the tone button, or make him move vary fast at whatever task he's working on with a vibration. A little shock made him shut up so fast I thought he was going to swallow his tongue. And she put him on his knees before he even knew he was there when she set it to maximum shock! I must make one for my male! Or any other man I may train!


5/12/2012 11:23:11 PM

3 weeks in the lock and he seems to be adjusting pretty well. Still not as good with a strap-on as I want, but he's learning.... Once he has that down, I'll be posting his chores list so he knows what needs to be done for him to get unlocked for an hour or so once a month. I love this lock... It practically trains him for me!


4/22/2012 1:56:42 AM

The lock is on and it is VERY secure. Male is now being trained to use a strap-on since his penis is out of commission. When he saw that I only put 2 dates on the calendar for possible dates he might earn release, the look on his face was almost heartbreaking. It was almost as sad as when I told him that I am having him neutered after the next child. Imagine how he'd react if he knew I was thinking about stopping at one, now!


3/18/2012 8:51:18 PM

Male's PA is healing nicely!!! Won't be long now before I get that new lock through it!!! Just sad to think that after all this trouble, I may occasionally be removing it. It'll look so nice on him!!!


3/5/2012 9:29:59 AM

WOW!!! Never knew how much after care was involved in getting my male pierced! His PA looks great, but the blood and discomfort make me wonder if I should be nicer to him for a few weeks.... Especially considering how well he handled everything at the piercing parlor! I was actually impressed!


2/16/2012 8:42:15 AM

Can you believe that Amazon won't let me add a Burdizzo to my wishlst?? Guess I'll have to buy one myself!


2/14/2012 10:06:10 AM

Apparently I need to explain this....

 

If someone accepts a SLAVE position, they should understand that their sexual preference no longer matters. I have had a ton of "Slaves" say they won't be with a male, or have anal, or what ever... That's not a slave!


11/6/2011 1:39:48 AM

The last couple months, I have run into more guys who are great at talking shit, but not much else. 30-40 offers to serve me online in exchange for gifts have resulted in a single pair of stockings in 6 months. 3 offered to get rid of their balls to serve me in real life. Not one has contacted me after I told them of places they could go to have that done. And the girls?? They are almost as bad. 5 more meetings scheduled, one showed up, but she was too nervous to come back to my house when I left the restraunt we met at. She finally admitted that she met me more to see if I was real than to actually do anything. There needs to be a better way to filter out the time wasters on here!!


8/20/2011 11:27:00 AM

Is it just me or are people seeing more profiles starting something like this?

          "If you don't read my profile, don't bother contacting me!"

While I share the sentiment, I guess I have to ask... How will they know not to contact you?? They didn't read the part of your profile that says not to contact you if they don't read your profile?? LMAO... Oh, well. At least they're trying to get the point across.


8/17/2011 11:59:26 PM

As bad as the scammers on here are, there is a group that is even worse. I call them the "fantasy fishers". They fish around for someone to talk to and waste a ton of their time acting like they are interested in meeting, when in fact, all they want is for you to give them a cyber fantasy to imagine and masturbate to. Many of them are of the gender they claim, so voice verifying is easy enough and a few will even go on cam for you. But none of them have any intention of serving.... EVER!

These time-wasters and fun-destroyers become easy to spot after a while, but they still take up too much time for what they offer, which is little to nothing! If you are chatting with them, they will start to ask for details. Not just a general idea of what you want to do to them, they expect a fucking script with each slap, like, and grunt choreographed! No REAL sub would be so stupid as to ruin their own enjoyment of a scene by wanting such a detailed description of what's to come. It takes the fun, the thrill out of play.

So if you run across someone who wants you to tell them in minute detail what you plan to do to them when they show up, end the conversation! They don't intend to show up at all. All they want is to use your creativity because their's is so lacking. Lets make life boring for these "fantasy fishers" by shutting them down as early into their game as we can!!


8/12/2011 12:13:58 AM

I came up with an interesting new game. A girl I know, totally straight but a hardcore masochist, complained that she has not been able to get the level of pain she wants lately because all the guys she's with tend to get too horny and fuck her long before they get close to what she enjoys. And of course,being men, once they blow their load, they're done playing. So I came up with a vicious little way to help her get what she wants...

When she called to tell me she was on her way over, I put the chastity lock on my male using a resetable combination lock, the kind used for luggage. When she showed up, I made sure she memorized the combination (I kept it fairly easy to remember), then explained the rules to them...

He had 4 hours to torture the combination out of her. If he got it out of her in that four hours, the torture would stop and he could use her sexually in anyway he wanted for the rest of the weekend. If, however, she lasted the whole 4 hours, he would remain locked until well after she left the next evening, or if she chose remove it, but in that case, he would have to service her sexually in what ever way she desired for the remainder of her stay.

Long story short, he had her screaming out the combination at just shy of 3 hours. Afterward, she said it was exactly what she was hoping for. No sex until after she had reached her physical limit. It must have been fun, because she's returned 4 times!! I even sat in on one of their sessions, which was weird, since I'm not used to seeing him in a dominant role even though I know he's a switch. I think my presence must have strengthened her resolve, because that was the only time she's ever gone the full four hours.... Though luckily for him, she was so horny afterwards, she nearly tore the lock off him trying to get laid!

While I don't get a lot out of their play, I have noticed that after those weekends, he seems a lot calmer and more responsive, so I'm not complaining. In fact, I'm hoping she schedules another soon. He's been working hellihs hours and could use the outlet!


7/9/2011 1:31:28 AM

This site seriously needs an IQ test to join it.... 

Some dipshit just went off on me. Apparently he took offense to my disinterest in him. It seems that he was informed by SOMEONE that at just 19 years old, he was the greatest lover any woman could ever know.... my reply of "um, yeah, ok, whatever, buh-bye" must have shattered his delicate ego, because he came back with a poorly spelled string of invectives and asked if I knew I was a total bitch.

Do I know I'm a bitch?? Hell, I'm proud of it!!!

This went on for several minutes, mostly because I was bored, until finally he accused me of being a man since I wasn't interested in him. So I accused him of NOT being a man since he was probably sitting in mommy's basement crying over his failed attempt at conquest... 3 minutes later, his account was either deleted or hidden... LOL


5/29/2011 6:13:44 PM

I have heard from a few girls on other sites that they can't stand the way the men on here act. I've probably heard that 3 or 4 times as often as complaints about fakes and scammers. Apparently the guys on here are confused about what women like.... Or acceptable behavior! So for those of you men who are reading this, here's a quick lesson in CollarMe usage and its women.

  • Write something about yourself in the profile. Most guys on here tell what kinks they're into, what kind of girl they want, or even tell tales of past experiences, but nothing about themselves. Women want to know about your non-sexual likes more than your kinks before they climb into bed with you!! At the least, mentioning your job (if it's pays well) often helps, as does demonstrating a sense of humor, or even just generally showing that you have the capacity to think with the larger head when need be.
  • No nudity in the profile pics!! It's generally a turn off, not a turn on, to see your cock, ass, or even, in many cases, your torso. This goes double for scenes of kink!! Stick to pics of you in full clothes, riding a bike, playing with your dog, or some other out-of-bedroom activity unless you're actually ripped (not just a bit buff), or well enough hung to frighten off all but the most adventurous girls (in which case such advanced warning is appreciated).
  • Learn to use the CollarMe search features. Since you can actually look only for women interested in submissive men, switch trannys, etc., there's no reason to bother women who are looking for something other than you. Many women I've spoken with on here complain that they are ready to quit CollarMe because they are subbies being bombarded by subbie men looking for a domme, or they're lesbians and men don't understand what that means. The less you waste our time, the less of yours is wasted. (On a side note, ladies, learn to use mail controls!!!!).
  • Take a couple minutes to actually read the profiles. At the very least, skim through the first paragraph or two since this is where a lot of women will let you know what they want. It does no one any good for you to send a message to a woman who only wants black men, or men over 40, or men over 6' tall if you're a short 23 year old white guy. And if you have no time to read her profile, why should she bother making time for you??
  • Don't cut and paste messages. It's usually obvious, especially when huge chunks of what you wrote don't seem to apply to us or make it clear that you couldn't be bothered to read our profiles. Sure, if you want to send a recap of your profile (please don't make it the whole thing, though!), cut and paste that, but at least personalize the rest of the letter.
  • Don't send chat or friend requests until after you've made contact. Let's face it, a stranger's chat request is worse than having a weird guy come up to you in the bar because it's so less personal. And as far as friend requests go, unless the girl in question seems to be collecting 300-400 friends like this is some kinky social network, then all you're likely to do is make the girl think you're a stalker or something. At least get in a couple messages back and forth first.

Hopefully, by taking this advice, more of you men will find what you want, making the girls out there more comfortable about being on the site and making easier for me to meet a few of them.


5/12/2011 3:22:54 AM

WTF??? Just had some little dick-weed write me telling me that in the whole 3 hours he's been a member of CollarMe, he's been told by several people that I'm a guy pretending to be a woman! I pointed out to him that the whole "bitchy domme with a male subbie and kids who's into eunuchs and writes the world's most PMS-y journals" was indeed a carefully crafted persona because of how sexy it would be to your average subbie girl. He offered to clear everything up for me with "all these people". Apparently it was a simple process from his end, as long as I showed up on cam for him and showed the lady bits to the cam. That seemed like a reasonable request to him, so he was a bit shocked when I told him that I hoped he pulled his little scam on an actual dude one day and got a screen full of cock for his troubles.... I then blocked him. Sadly, I cannot block this wannabe dominant (and potential serial rapist) from all of the poor ladies on here, but I can dream about his getting a pre-op tranny to go out with him....And the wonderful stories the tranny can tell later of the little bastard's stupidity.


4/20/2011 1:55:23 AM

Silly people.... That's what I've been running across of late. Silly people.

I was looking through girls who matched certain search parameters and came upon one who sounded like there might be some promise so I messaged her. I get a reply back and we meet up on Yahoo to chat. Things are going along about the same as usual when we agree to exchange pics.... HOLY HELL!!! This was not a girl, but a wholly unattractive guy dressed in women's lingere and makeup. I told him that I was sorry, but I was looking for a girl and that he should REALLY think about changing his profile to Tranny. He came back with this...

"people treat me differantaly when i call myself a trannie. i like being treated like a lady. besides having a penis and balls doesn't define the differance between being a man and a woman!"

Really? Because I thought that was the VERY definition of the difference.... And talk about treated differently, just show up at my house claiming to be a girl while sporting a Johnson.... You'll be quickly escorted back out by either my 300 lb knuckle dragging male or by my good friends, Heckler & Koch.... (I know, I know, the joke is Smith & Wesson, but I do LOVE my P30)

Seriously.... How do these idiots survive past puberty?? 


3/4/2011 12:51:29 AM

OMFG!!! Boys prove to me once more that they are not worth playing with in real life....

 

Had a guy over who had been BEGGING to serve "in any way I desired". Listed himself as bi, I told him I had a male here he may have to perform for, and he was all "yes yes yes... anything you want!!!"

 

He comes over, I get him naked, lock his dick, beat on him for a while, then he starts asking to be fucked in the ass with a giant strap on.... Yeah....Well, I use those things on girls. I don't have a big one for anal play at the moment... So I call my male in and the little freak starts going ape shit not wanting to be fucked in the ass "FOR REAL"!!! Whatever....

 

Next he asks if he can go down on me instead... Sure, after going down on my male as a show of true submission.... "Hell no! He might cum or something"... Really?? Ya think??

 

So I ask why did he put down that he was bi if he won't do these things... his answer, I swear to Gawd, was "I like to let trannies go down on me and shit, ya know? And sometimes I'll fuck 'em or whatever. But I'm not up for any gay shit." What?!?!?!?!? Apparently, he thought I meant "put on a show" when I told him he may have to perform for my male....

 

So I unlocked him threw his clothes at his head and told him to get out.... Your IQ must be THIS high to ride this ride.... Grrr......


11/16/2010 12:16:41 PM

WOOT!! Just got my first gift from my wishlist!! Someone is going to find a nice present in their email!!


11/16/2010 10:27:55 AM

Four more offers to meet. Four more people who never showed up.... Am I wasting my time on here? Honestly, If you really want to be a slave, show up! If not, don't bother me!!

 

Also, I am thinking about doing some online Domming, but only if the people have a webcam. But I won't do it for free. If you want to serve me online, let me know. Hell, I may even consider Domming males online if the price is right....


9/5/2010 9:52:48 PM
Ok..... I've had like 30 people ask me so far for my wish list to "send me tribute". I keep sending out copies and they never send a thing, but I'm tired of copying and pasting it to everyone, so here it is. Let's see if anyone actually uses it, though!

 http://amzn.com/w/1ZTQMEDEZTICG


3/6/2010 10:05:14 AM
Ok.... I'm tired of this. Messaging people, having them write to me in barely intelligible English, assuming that they were raised speaking another language, then finding out that no... They are actually just too lazy to try to bother with grammar and spelling. What a turn off!!

If your first language is NOT English, please let me know up front. I will give you far more leeway on your spelling, grammar, etc. If you are dyslexic like myself, I'll make allowances for that as well, just let me know. But if you are too stupid to even make an effort at communicating in your native language, or too lazy to self edit before sending an email, then you are not for me. And FYI... Chat speak is only acceptable in CHAT!!!

1/18/2010 7:21:21 AM
Wow! The number of fakes who try to pass themselves off as American is growing by the day! Few of them seem to be able to speak the language as well as an American, and that's sad since so few Americans can speak it well. I mean, I expect poor spelling. Hell, I screw that up a lot myself. But when the sentence structure is totally whack? Puh-leeeze!!

But the funniest thing is that fully half of them list themselves as Native American. Apparently, they aren't familiar with the aboriginal people here. Or they say that they're African American and put up a pic of a blonde girl who looks more like a swede than than anything! And I can't believe how many have no concept of our system of measures. I've seen a lot of them try to list themselves as weighing under 60 lbs!

It's a damned shame that we can't just turn over the more obvious fakes to the folks that run this fine site and get them blocked! It would so improve the experience here!

12/31/2009 9:02:04 AM
OK! I have been asked over and over... Why no men? So here's the answer. I know it will bruise a lot of delicate egos out there, but if ONE girl reads this and learns from it, it'll be worth it!!

Most of the sub men I know, either in person or online, come into a BDSM experience with preconcieved notions about how it should go. They've built up this fantasy in their head about what they want the woman to do to them. And they will get snotty, rude, or downright violent if it's not followed through EXACTLY the way they have been playing it out in their mind. "But I haven't licked between your toes! How can you call yourself a Domme if I haven't licked away all your toe jam?" PATHETIC!

They don't want ME to do these things. They just want some reasonably attractive woman, ANY woman, to follow the script they've been fantasizing about. The Domme isn't a person at that point, they're a living incarnation of some twisted idea of what the guy THINKS a Domme should be. It's not about what she wants him to do. It's about what he wants her to tell him to do. "Fuck you! If you're not gonna make me lick your asshole, then I'm out of here bitch!" Yeech!

You see, when you agree to sub, you should come into it expecting to do what the Domme wants. But all these little subbie men don't actually want that. It's what women expect out of submitting, but for some reason, men don't seem to get that! So I don't play with many of them. Not in real life and not online. "Oh come on! You'll love it if I do my special little thing." GET A LIFE!!!

11/23/2009 8:59:24 AM
WTF??? Every time I find someone who has the same interests as me, start chatting with them, and then set up a time to meet, they disappear!!!! Why bother with all this if you just chicken out at the last minute when it turns real???

I've said it before, but obviously it hasn't gotten through to some people... I am here to meet real slaves and invite them into my home as my property. I am NOT here to play games or cyber. I don't have a problem with being online friends, but if you say you're going to do something, I expect you to do it!!

10/16/2009 1:11:11 AM
Alright! I'm sick of the idiots again!!

Obviously you men know how to use the "gender" button and the "orientation" button, but is it that hard to use the "they are seeking" button? Is it too many words for the brain to process? Really? How sad! Did you at least get fries with your lobotomy?

10/1/2009 10:26:41 PM
Well, it seems that yet again, the "women" on here have disappointed. Luckily, things are still on track for me to get my first eunuch.

Now the rant... I'll keep it short, though. ATTENTION ALL IDIOTS!! I guess something must be eating away at your IQ if you don't understand these things already, so I'll make them clear enough that even a drug addled troglodite can understand... If you have testicles, you are NOT a eunuch, even if you're a tranny. If you are willing to wear a chastity device instead of getting castrated, you are not a eunuch. If you're happy to let me cuckold you, YOU ARE NOT A EUNUCH!

9/1/2009 9:47:08 AM
Just an update!

I had to let the slave girl go. Turns out she wasn't a good fit. AT ALL! Oh well. Shit happens!

I am also happy to report that I am finally meeting REAL people on here. Getting ready to meet a potential eunuch slave AND a potential slave girl. Things are looking up!

Now if only I could win the lottery and get that nice big house in the country I've always wanted... LOL

6/25/2009 2:42:31 PM
First of all, YES, I am always on the lookout for more girls to join my happy home. But that's not the point of this entry....

The reason for this entry is to rant about the person I spoke with on the phone last weekend. She writes me, and we chat. I get her phone number and call her. We chit-chat for a short time. Then, just when I think "Cool, maybe I can open up to her", she goes all weird on me. She starts demanding phone domination. I refuse and she goes psycho. I mean come on!!! I talked to her for a while, just to prove I'm real. I would have been happy to talk for hours if that's what she felt would make her more comfortable. But phone sex??? WTF???? And why get so bent out of shape over it? Who cares? I prefer face-to-face. I can't get all excited over a disembodied voice, but when I tell HER that, suddenly I'm a fake because I won't fulfill HER fantasy??? If I had her address, I'd ship her some Prozac!!!

And just so the rest of the ladies here understand, I will gladly talk on the phone or in chat, but don't ask me to dominate you in either way. If you aren't brave enough to try the real thing, then there's no point!

5/27/2009 5:53:29 AM

Now that I have found a slave girl, I keep getting these messages from "couples". I use the quotes because out of about 14 "couples", only one has/sent a picture with both the guy and the girl in it at the same time. Most of the pics are guys with lo-res crappy pics and girls with hi-res, professional photos. Hmmm....

If you are a couple,do not bother me unless you are BOTH in the picture. I don't have time to deal with a bunch of creeps who think I'll forgive them for tricking me. If they want forgiveness, they'll have to talk to my Burdizzo!!


5/5/2009 3:20:22 PM
Whoohoo!!!! Found a girl back in March. Things are working out nicely with her. Training is going great!!! If any of you ladies are still interested in serving or playing, I am again able to consider it, now that her training has progressed so far. I am sooo happy!!! And here I was getting sick of this site.... Just goes to show you that all it takes is perseverance and an ability to wade through a lot of idiots!!! LOL

2/10/2009 8:00:37 PM

I've found another reason to be confused by the men on here. I am getting 2 or 3 blackmail requests a week. WTF??? I don't get it. Why would some moron email a random girl and ask her to blackmail him? What does he get out of that? If he WANTS her to use this information against him, it's not REALLY blackmail, is it?

And what is this "non-monetary" blackmail? Some guy saying "I don't have any cash but let me run the webcam around my house and you tell me if anything catches your eye"? LOL "I'm a manager at Chili's and I can send you a ton of coupons, just don't send my boss the email I forwarded to you"? ROFL "Don't show my mom those webcam pics of me masturbating. I may be 35, but she'll kick me out of her basement. I'll mail you my stamp collection if you promise."? ROFLMAO

Come on guys. I'm a real woman. None of that is appealing. Especially the "non-monetary" stuff. Give it up already. Or better yet, black mail each other! This dumb stuff just really makes me tired.


1/31/2009 7:18:19 AM
The stupidity continues!!!! I can't help but feel sorry for all those morons out there that write me one line asking me to be their Mistress when it is obvious from the start that they not only didn't read my profile, but that they just copied and pasted the two sentences they did send. If any one reading this does that, you should know that women find it obvious. You may as well try picking up women in a bar with a dead cat on your head. And considering how stupid most of the messages are, you would probably have better luck with the cat!!

But I did learn something recently about this kind of behavior. A friend of mine on here was trying to recommend girls and I quickly noticed that he wasn't reading the profiles either. Turns out, he didn't realize how important that kind of thing could be to a woman. One look at a nice pair of tits and he was ready to sing a girl's praises. So maybe it's a guy thing. I can say that the more skin or bigger the breasts, the more enthusiastic he was. LOL Just proves how different men and women are when it comes to priorities, huh?

12/23/2008 10:23:11 AM
Wow!!! I am getting rather frustrated. I have invited several girls to spend a part of my Christmas vacation with me, and all have backed out at the last minute or just out and out stopped responding. I probably shouldn't be surprised. Out of the 20 or so girls I have given my number to, only 3 have called, but one turned out to be a guy and another was 16!!!

I know this site is full of fakes and flakes, but COME ON!!! This is getting old fast! Why do people say they are coming, then delete their accounts and stop responding to IMs and emails? I have to assume that they are either liars or they are here for fantasies that they don't have the guts to go through with.

Please, if you read this and you have no intention of actually trying out the lifestyle, please don't contact me. It is hard enough to keep coming back here to be rejected by legitamate prospects for this reason or that, but develop a great rapport with someone, only to find they were playing head games all along hurts. And it pisses me off even more!

12/6/2008 8:44:56 AM

ATTENTION!!!! I am not interested in a human toilet! I find the idea disgusting!! PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THE GODS OF MEN!!! Stop offering it. I find the notion vominous!!! NOWHERE on my profile does it indicate I would have any interest in pissing, shitting, spitting, or otherwise excreteing on you.... I will stop talking to people who can't accept this. I don't like the idea, so stop trying to force it on me. NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!! JEEBUS!!!!


11/28/2008 11:03:20 AM
OMFG!!!! I was mostly kidding about accepting a eunuch. Mostly. I mean I would consider it, but who thought any men would read that far into the profile? LOL!! But now, after just a few hours, I have had eight guys ask if I was serious. Three of them are, in fact, actual eunuchs! WOW!! There must be more eunuchs out there than I thought!!

But that's even not the best part!! I have had fourteen men ask how they can become eunuchs in order for me to be willing to consider them!! ROFLMAO!!! You would think most of them could look up the term. But no!!! I had one guy who was desperately telling me how much he HAD to become my eunuch so he could have sex with me.

ATTENTION!! There is a minimum intelligence required in any positions in my home. Anyone proving a lack thereof is automatically disqualified from consideration!!! This last part obviously applies to those above asking the "how-to" questions. 

11/12/2008 7:44:46 AM
Several times in the last few weeks, I have had guys try and contact me because they want to talk about sex. Apparently, since I am on this site, and they think I look hot, they think that sex is something I would discuss with perfect strangers. WTF??? And to make matters worse, when I tell them I am more into the power, the control, the mental and emotional aspects of BDSM, they suddenly get upset with me for not being the whore they assumed I was. Excuse me??

If you think BDSM is only about sex, why bother with the BDSM lifestyle at all? Or are these guys so hard up they figure "I'll let her spank me a couple times and then fuck her, right"? PLEASE... Enough hot guys attend my college that if I just wanted to fuck a guy other than the one I live with, I wouldn't bother looking online!

I want to get INVOLVED with a WOMAN who can SERVE me as a SUBMISSIVE, not just a piece of ass, or maid, or girlfriend (but maybe a little bit of each of those if thats what works for us both). I DON'T want to get LAID by a MALE who's TOTALLY CLUELESS. Hell, if they can't read well enough to at least browse my profile, they probably can't get penis measurements right anyway. LOL

9/7/2008 1:34:36 AM
It occurs to me that if I am always using the search feature to find girls that are at least interested in other girls, why can't men search for girls that are at least interested in men? I'm blocking 10-12 idiots a day who write me, usually with cut-and-paste messages, and all I can think is, "why would they be using a search that would have ME pop up?" Can they honestly not understand how to use the search feature here on CollarMe? Or are they such losers that every woman looking for a man has already turned them down? Are they now messaging ANY woman that hasn't blocked them yet? Pathetic!!

It gets worse! I have a submissive female friend who gets 8 or 10 subbie guys a day asking her to spank them. Are they that stupid they can't figure out that she isn't interested in spanking anyone? She wants to be the one spanked. That's why she's looking for a male dominant!!! Dumbasses!!!!

I swear!!! The internet is lowering male IQs at an alarming rate!!!! We women won't have to take control of the world, they'll hand it over to us after most of their brains have melted away to nothing thanks to internet porn!!! Poor illiterate bastards...

8/22/2008 4:49:31 AM
I ran across another obvious man pretending to be a woman today and I had a thought that has kept me laughing for a long time...

What happens when two guys, both pretending to be women, find each other on here? They are both beating off to the idea that they are turning on a girl halfway across the country! LMAO. Two losers, meat in one hand, the other on the keyboard, and they're spanking it to another guy's messages! ROFLMAO!! Imagine if they made a date, each hoping they would be forgiven since they are so close to her now.... I almost peed when I thought of them realizing it and being stuck in the same Motel 6 together, lying there next to each other wondering where their blonde beauty went!!! OMFG!!! It hurts!! I can't breathe!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Hehehe... I hope that happens to several of them. It would serve them right!!!

8/9/2008 8:18:05 PM
I noticed something about a message I read on here today. It amused me, but I still found it sad, pathetic, funny, and creepy all at the same time. Some guy sent me the exact same message, spelling errors and all, for the third time. And each time he sent it, it came from a different account. I blocked the guy, who obviously won't bother to read a profile, each time. I am left with the assumption he has a standard message he sends out to every Domme he sees and, when he gets no responses, opens a new account and tries it all again. I have to wonder why he keeps going with a tactic that fails again and again? OMFG! Does he not realize that his current approach is worthless? So, for him, and everyone like him, I have this to say...

YOUR I.Q. MUST BE THIS HIGH TO RIDE THIS RIDE!!

8/2/2008 1:44:50 PM
Hey all. Just thought I should make a few disclaimers here. That's all. Getting a lot of the same questions in my mail.

First, while my profile says bisexual, my sexual-orientation needle points a bit pink of center. I enjoy sex with guys on occasion, but the penis photos HAVE TO STOP!!! I think they're gross!!!

Second, yes I have a male. No, I'm not looking for more. There are 5 or 6 guys around I could dominate body and soul if I chose to. The same goes for anyone, "sissy", trannies, intersexed, whatever, that has a penis attatched to their body!!! As long as it's there, I'm not interested.

Third, I don't cyber-Domme. Please stop asking! For me, if it's not real time, then all I want to do is chat and get to know someone. And I sure as hell am not about to take your money to do it!!! There are sites for that shit.

7/19/2008 11:30:00 PM
SORRY ALL! TIME FOR A RANT!!

This is getting annoying!! How is anyone supposed to meet anyone with so many fakes around?? But worse are all the wanna-bes!! Girls who are happy to share pics, talk on the phone, and even webcam chat, but when it comes time to figure out how to get together, never seem to want to go through with it...

And what's up with all the hetero-flexible idiots who say they're straight, but are willing to either submit to my male or train him? That's called being bisexual, you morons!! And it doesn't stop you from being guys!!! What losers!!!

Sorry! It's just frustrating that I have spent so much time on here and have found more men pretending to be women, underaged girls, and scardy-cats than I have found genuine people who I can even hold a conversation with... GRRRRRRRR

7/14/2008 3:07:20 PM
WOW!! It only took a day for the morons to come out! Check out this message from the idiot squad!!

why dont you give a real man a chance to prove what a man can do to you to make you happy

This guy must confuse potato chips with PAINT chips when he snacks!! LOL

7/13/2008 10:03:48 AM
I am impressed!! The last several men who have contacted me were not being simps! They were polite, articulate, and understood that I am not seking a male at this time. Why can't they make more men like these? And here I was ready to block ALL men if I got one more idiot telling me "all I need was one night with him and I'd give up on women". One more idiot like that and I might have given up on treating men like they had a brain!!! LOL Thank you, to all those guys who aren't idiots!!! I needed that!

7/8/2008 11:54:03 AM
All right! Here's the deal!!! I have a webcam! I am not afraid to let you see me. I may even give you a nice show. But if you insist on me proving I am a woman, the least you can do is expect to prove to me that you're also a woman!!! A dozen fakes, claiming to be women, but unable to so much as answer their phone let alone use a webcam have me mad as hell! Most of them say "be real, I am". Yeah they're real! Real frauds!!! I will prove myself upon request! You, however, shall be expected to do the same!!

6/28/2008 2:04:02 PM
Took my male out this week and had his tongue pierced. Next is a small tattoo of my personal symbol. Who knew such a small act could make a man so much more subservient?

5/28/2008 11:55:16 AM
I have removed my old photo and will put up one that has no date. I didn't realize it was that important to so many people that the date be accurate. How stupid... *sigh*

5/13/2008 10:39:05 AM

Just to let people know, so I don't have another person go off on me for "playing fucking games", usually, when I'm chatting, my male switch is doing the actual typing. I am dyslexic and get embarassed by my poor spelling. Don't want him involved in the chat? Tough! Don't chat with me. I am looking for someone to move in with us and to serve ME, not him, ME!!! But he lives here, too and I'll be damned if I invite someone to move in to a place his checks pay for if the person is too damned hung up to accept him playing secretary for me. I'm his Domme! Why shouldn't I have him type? Jesus!!! Get over yourself! (You know how you are!)


5/10/2008 8:11:07 AM
Wow!!! I thought that saying NO MEN was fairly clear, but it seems that there are a lot of men who are sure THEY are an exception. They're NOT!!!


ATTENTION SUBBIE MALES!!! Unless you want to have a sex-change before we meet, don't bother emailing me. I have deleted 30 to 40 such messages today alone!!!! What kind of people send such personal information without even bothering to read a girl's profile??

4/23/2008 8:21:12 PM
Who are these people who keep sending me friend requests but have never had the common courtesy to send me so much as a single email? Am I supposed to stroke thier ego just because they can hit a button?

Please do not ask me to be your friend until we have exchanged at least a few emails. I find it annoying and may decide to block you!

4/16/2008 6:16:26 PM
Yes. I know I didn't reset the date on my camera. I can't figure it out... Drop it already! Sheesh!

Wow! I thought it was clear that I wanted to meet women... So here I get about 300 replies from guys who can't or won't read. Let's try this...

I DELETE ALL MAIL FROM SUBBIE MEN!!!
NO REPLY! USUALLY UNREAD!!! GET IT???

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subgirljessie18
 
 Age: 26
 Denver, Colorado