ridindrrrty

Been a while since I've written here.  I'll keep this one short and sweet.  In keeping with others in my gender, I have uploaded a new picture of my penis to my photos.  Enjoy.

Seriously people.  Sideways pictures?  What the FUCK were you thinking?  Have you ever seen a guy with his head attached to his ribcage?  NO!!!  My head, like every other human I've ever seen, is attached to the top of my body, oriented to view things vertically.  Take an extra couple of minutes and turn your GD pictures 90 fucking degrees.  It's not that hard to do.  No wonder you can't get anyone to take you seriously.  If you can't even bother to make your profile presentable, how are you going to put forth the effort to make a relationship work?  Get a fucking clue.

Words I Enjoy....  These are all words that I find interesting, either in sound or meaning.  Feel free to suggest others and I'll take them under advisement.  Also, if you don't know what some of them mean, look them up.  Here's your chance to learn something today.  This is by no means an exhaustive list.  I will add to it as time goes by, so keep checking back.  These are simply a few that have come to mind immediately prior to and whilst typing this entry.

capitulate

obsequious

obfuscate

allegorical

alliterative

leviathan

quixotic

crescendo

onomatopoeia

lexical

liturgical

fenestrated (hmmm apparently CM doesn't even know this one)

sesquicentennial

prestidigitation

anachronistic 

juxtaposition 

Wow... scammers sure are getting lazy these days.  They don't even want to take the time to chat someone up before they go for the personal info like addresses and phone numbers.  You know, I'm still not sure why someone in the Middle East or Africa would want a phone number or address for a person in Bumfuck, NC.  If anyway can enlighten me on these details, please feel free to send me a message.  I don't mind getting things in my inbox if they prove to be educational.

But anyway, back on topic.  Lazy scammers... I saw a profile just a few minutes ago of someone alleging to be a female in her 20s in Supply, NC, which is a small town near the coast.  Anyway, this is the exact text of "her" info section...

"sarching for master in NC supply if you are in supply send me your home address i will be there soon"

OK... seriously?  Do you think that all Americans are that fucking stupid?  Wait, don't answer that.... this IS Collarme, haven of the uneducated and damn near illiterate.  But that's beside the point.  Why would anyone in his right mind even think that some hot blonde (who only has one professional quality photo) is just going to zoom right over to throw herself at his feet without even having any sort of meaningful conversation?  One would have to be an idiot to even consider the legitimacy of that claim.  If these scams are after personal information with which to fraudulently obtain credit, they're barking up the wrong tree.  Anyone stupid enough to fall for that very likely has a credit score equal to his IQ, and both added together wouldn't rate a loan to buy a pack of gum.

Anyway, I just thought I'd share that with you fine people.  At least this site is good for a laugh every now and then.  Until the next time something trips my trigger, grinds my gears or sticks in my craw..... peace be with you.

So... I just saw the profile of an alleged 18 year old female who began by stating, "I hate when guys over 35 look at me!!!!!!!!!!  Fucking perverts!!!!!!!!!!!"  (Her's was in all caps, but I didn't feel the need to shout.)  Then she goes on to talk about how she wants to be treated with respect and have people bow down to her.  Oh yeah, but she also enjoys being a slave for guys and girls.  She ends her little tantrum by whining about how she must not be good or pretty enough for anyone to look at.  

I'm no psychiatrist (though often I do play one in IM) but as a self-proclaimed lay expert in the field of the human condition, I feel comfortable in making the following assumptions, assuming that it really is a female behind the screen name.

1.  This bitch is fucking crazy and if she doesn't try to cut your balls off with a kitchen knife at some point in time, she WILL stalk you and if you try to leave her, she will drive her car through your bathroom wall whilst you sit on the throne.

2.  Her craziness is a product of (a) too many personalities attempting to occupy the same mental space, (b) a severe case of bipolar disorder or (3) THIS BITCH IS FUCKING NUTS AND YOU BETTER STAY THE FUCK AWAY!!!

3.  It actually excites her when older men show her interest, although she won't admit it because she hasn't come to terms with her own Electra Complex (if you don't know what that is, look it up... you might learn something today) and it embarrasses her to be aroused by men with more than twice her life experience.

4.  She will fucking kill you.

5.  She is one of these chicks who loves to play the pity card to get attention.  Is there anything more pathetic?  Yes, I know, guys do it to.... grow some fucking confidence and tell someone if they don't want to talk to you, that's fine.  Someone else will have a shot at what could likely be the best piece of ass they'll ever know.

6.  She's crazy and she'll kill your dog too... and feed soap flakes to your goldfish.

So, to sum up.... well, I think you get the point.  Y'all be safe out there.

Don't you just love these "dominant" people on here who get so butthurt about what someone has said so they feel the need to send a message defending some practice which has been challenged by someone, but to avoid having her argument destroyed intellectually, she immediately blocks said recipient of the message?  All I can say is grow up, BaronessD.  If you really have invested 20+ years in the lifestyle and consider yourself a dominant, should you really give a fuck what someone thinks about your use of capital letters to exert said dominance?  But, if it helps your ego, I guess you have to do something.  You can at least appear to be dominant to all the noobs, right?  

That brings me to another point.  Why would someone send a scathing message to another person then block that individual?  Seems like quite a pussy move to me.  I think the perpetrator has some self image issues and lacks the skills to deal with confrontation.  That's much like how a kid on a playground would throw a rock at another then run away to avoid retaliation.  All I can say is.... don't start something you can't finish.

Seriously people... how about you stop all the "I/i... Y/you... W/we...H/he" bullshit?  Not only does it look fucking stupid, it's quite irritating to try to read.  Using capitals and such like that doesn't automatically give you your BDSM card.  There's no law that requires you to use those designations.  In fact, proper rules of English grammar come into play.  I'd much rather see someone with a firm grasp of proper language skills.  That is far more attractive to me.  Otherwise, I may just put you into the "Too Stupid to Live" category.  So please, if you don't want to do it for everyone else's sake, do it so that you don't look like a total dumbass.  Use proper forms of the pronouns.  Only "I" is capitalized within a sentence.  All the rest only deserve it at the beginning of a sentence or at the beginning of a quote.  Here endeth the lesson.

Does anyone else have a problem with certain profiles causing their browser to freeze up?  I don't know if it's in the coding for the text or what, but the same certain profiles do it to me every time, and not just on one computer.  It happens on both my desktop and my laptop.  I'm just wondering if this has happened to anyone else.