The Dark Side of Capricorn -
They are proud of the fact that they are the most opinionated and self-centred sign of the zodiac. And it's true because they are always right. Cruel Capricorn puts ambition ahead of personal relationships which can be jettisoned as needed. Bluntness is their middle name. They may sound interesting people but in reality they are old-fashioned and tiresome. They will live to a ripe old age just to spite everyone. Capricorns are hopeless comedians but make excellent undertakers, journalists and butchers.
The Capricorn Lover: Their voracious sexual appetite is almost as intense as their greed for power. They are stingey with their affections but generous with their critisism of you.
Yep - that about sums me up... 
