Five Finger Deathpunch-Death Before Dishonor...Can you tell I am a huge fan of these guys? Maybe it has something to do with them going to Afghanistan to play for the troops when My cousin was there. Or just that they kick ass.
Pantera-This Love...WATCH THIS VIDEO!! This is lifestyle related, just opposite side of the fence as Me here. Still a great song, the best band ever, and a badass video.
Pantera-Domination..Yeah, I am suffering from a condition known as Post Pantera Syndrome. My all time favorite band. RIP DIMEBAG!
That is enough for today.
Instead of sending a letter in a bottle, go one step further. Bottle up all your feelings, then throw yourself out into the ocean.
If you mix pop rocks and dog shit together in a small jar, 99.9% of the time you will find that your a complete fucktard
Strangely, making prolonged eye contact with a woman while farting loudly in an elevator doesn't always seal the deal
I love it when people try to argue with me. Especially the part where my handprint is still on their face.
If I could be a woman for 24 hours, I would probably spend most of it playing with my boobs and telling myself to shut the fuck up.
I called the appliance repair man because my dishwasher quit working today. He couldn't fix it, then told me that my wife doesn't fall into the "appliance" category. Not sure who I am supposed to call.
I thought about becoming self employed but I don't know if I could handle having such a huge asshole for a boss
Ron Paul makes more sense the more you watch him debate. I used to not like him until I started doing the research. Change the country needs! Ron Paul 2012
Think About It! Piss on a Crucifix, and they'll call you an "Artist" Piss on The American Flag, and they'll call you a Freedom of Speech "Constitutionalist" Piss on a Police Car, and they'll call you an Occupy Wall Street "Freedom Lovin' 99 percenter" Piss on a Taliban piece of shit that just tried to kill you and your fellow Marines and they'll call you a criminal, with talk of a court martial. Sure is a fucked up administration we have running this great country!!!!! Be sure to vote them ALL GONE in November!!!!!
OBAMA - CASHING A CHECK
Obama walks into the Bank of America and says to a cashier, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me"?
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID"? ... Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barrack Obama, the President of the United States .
Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the Government regulations, monitoring of the banks because of imposters and forgers, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, but these are government and bank rules and I must follow them."
Obama: "I am urging you please to cash this check."
Cashier: "Look, this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank lobby into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and we cashed his check."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and served an ace shot directly into the center of our bank logo 90 feet away. With that spectacular shot we cashed his check. So, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?"
Obama stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says: "Honestly, nothing comes to mind. I can't think of a single thing I can do."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"
