Getting into some beef with some old chunker called MzLucinda.

The fucking hoebag emailed me some shit like

"just a saddo little switch who cant make up his mind if hes sub or Dom but thinks it will get his scrawny arse shagged"

My response to her was totally correct here it is:

Have a word with yourself you old bucket!

Nothing wrong with pretending to be a sub to shag the arse of some little slag who claims to be a domme. Works a treat. No such thing as a male submissive, it's not even possible.

Get a lot of people asking me how I got into all this kinky stuff, so can't be fucked to repeat myself so the answer is here.

Had my first experience as a sub years back in my 20s by accident. Was on a site like this and saw this proper old bird, a fatty but big tits. I was less picky in them days due to hormones. So this old bucket said she was a domme and she wanted to dominate me. I just thought ok she wants to slap my ass and in return i'll get a nice tit wank.

So I arrived at her place and its a fucking dive and she's like an old fish wife. Common and thick as fuck. So I listen to her bullshit boring chat for about ten mins and we headed to the bedroom. The fat fucking old bitch demanded I give her a massage so I gave it a go but to be honest I was bored within minutes and was rapidly losing my boner, even though her tits were fucking huge. So the hardon is diminishing and I'm giving her a half hearted massage and the cheeky old bint said I wasn't very good at massage. I was fucking fuming and said listen I'm feeling pretty ill I need to go home actually. So I got dressed made my excuses and got the fuck out of there.

That was my first experience of being a submissive and it was shit. I realised then that these women are pretty crap at domination so its mainly just bullshit.

That led me to try being a dominant so check back soon as I will write about how I dominated some fit young slags.