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There's more to life than books, you know... but not much more. Or perhaps you can convince me otherwise?
Given at times to being more than a little snarky and sarcastic (terribly sorry about that, dears), I'm quite sure a short leash and a firm snap of the wrist could reap the necessary rewards given time and opportunity.
One thing: I will not respond to abusive introductions- call me a bitch/whore/worse in your initial message and I'll ignore you. Or poke you in the eye and run away. One or t'other, at the least! I can be a very, very good girl when given the right instruction though...
Oh, and don't be overly concerned about the veganism- I kick badgers in the face on a regular basis; the only reason I'm vegan is because animals are totally gross. No, really... ;)
Anyone happy to discuss dinosaurs, favourite biscuits, '80s cartoon shows, chickpeas or epistolary novels is more than welcome to get in touch.
x
p.s. I'm somewhat of a stickler for good spelling and punctuation. Call me a pedant, or just old-fashioned... well, I am, I guess... just want to be taken over someone's knee and taught a good lesson.
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