One day this will be the greatest profile ever written.

Things to do today:

1. Write greatest, most momentous profile in the world ever. Something that will stand as a monument in 50, 100, 47,000 years time, admired by all those who see it. Pinned up on train stations and on billboards. Copied. Repeated. Envied. Loved. Something so brilliant, so thought-provoking, that it will engender world peace, defeat the Nazis and all in time for tea.
2. Touch myself.