So my interests change constantly. My interest of the hour is slave training and other such perverse delicacies. Also I'm mainly looking for Dommes (I miss women, lovemelovemelovemepl0x) because I love women. Also I love women.Did I mention that I love women?So if you're a male, please take a hike. :) I don't believe that D/s relationships should be based solely on one person getting and the other giving only....trust is a two-way street, as the saying goes. I want to be obedient. I have an innate desire to please. On the same token, I want them to deserve it.
I am quite saucy...like a PINE MARTEN. DOH HO HO. PS: I am in the military and it is IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO RELOCATE. I am not going to go and live with you on a yacht in Germany and/or Ghana and/or some other unknown country on a personal whim, its unrealistic to try and get bitches with that kind of tact. Also, I will NOT bend to your will if you tell me to be your slave and/or sub from the first message. I will read it carefully, and delete it promptly. And if you'd like to contest that by saying I'm not a 'true sub', I will tell you in at least 4 languages to go fuck yourself.
If we look at this technically, really the definition of 'submission' is 'the act of submitting to the power of another', and the definition of 'submissive' is 'of, tending towards, or indicating submission, humility, or servility'.
So frankly, kiss my ass is what I'm saying.
I'm gonna do what I want until I'm not allowed any more.
Thanks for reading, all my best intentions. :3
Hipster, hipster go away
Come never again my way
Stay on Pitchfork day by day
And try to stay (at least) 20 feet away.
Please.
Goddamned hipsters.
Am I being too picky if I say that I won't serve the crypt-keeper or the abominable snowman?
