"I'm a math and physics double major" is not an invitation for you to tell me how you love quantum mechanics/string theory/etc and how much it makes sense to you unless you have spent 4+ years learning the basics of physics before spending another 2+ years learning the basics of quantum. If you haven't, then you are just another idiot who thinks things make sense simply because you haven't begun to understand them. 

Edit: If you feel the immediate need to message me saying what a stuck up butt nugget I am for this journal entry then please refrain. I'm aware. Notice I haven't said you must be a physics major to understand it, not that I myself can make any sense of quantum (because I still can't). I just don't want to hear about your passion relating to the subject. Let me repeat: I do not want to talk about quantum mechanics and such with you.

I fucking hate pet/flirty names and people who think that can pet/scritch/touch an unknown puppy without permission.

Pet names are generic terms that allow one to switch from one person to another without having to remember a new name. Yes, I'm sure there are those out there who pet names hold real meaning, but I have yet to meet someone who doesn't call every person they date "baby" or "babe". It's much more flattering to be referred to by my individual name spelled correctly. Don't drop the capitalization because you are Mr. UberDomlyMasterness and all subs are below You're greatness. Keep it there because I am another person before I am a submissive. And for the gods' sake don't call me "Ma'am"! I'm here meeting amazing people who I can exchange ideas with and expand my play, not to submit to your Mr. McMastery for no reason other than you call yourself such. I've actually met a handful of cool people. I love that they talk with me about math and physics in between helping me figure out just how the hell do I sneak wearing my tail in public. (Still working on that.)

For god's sake please do not pet the puppy in your very first message. Would you ever walk up to a strange dog who isn't giving off any signals, let alone inviting ones, and just start touching it? No! You extend you hand and let the dog get to know your scent. You introduce yourself to the puppy. It is beyond rude to *pet the cute puppy* in your very first message and I will take it as permission to be equally impolite in my response.

-begin shallow rant- 

As one who takes pride in her body and keeping it fit, I am coming to find that I want someone who has the same standards as me. Someone else who actually likes a salad to go with their double bacon cheese burger and thinks working out is a great stress reliever. I find it amazing the number of women (who approach me) on here who are perfectly proportioned and yet so many men look as though they believe it unnecessary. Every time you look at a woman and think that she could do with a diet, I’m looking at a man and thinking how I could kick his ass in a three mile run. There is more to a person than looks but looks matter because how you look is how you feel when I run my hands over you or press myself back against you.

-end shallow rant-

A woman on my bus had one of those hand warmer tube things with holes on both ends. It was very pretty. I told her that I liked her muff and her response was "You know you would have been punched if you'd said that to anyone else." I immediately wanted in her pants. So feisty, I think I'm in love. I wish I knew how to pick up ladies because I would have given her a wonderful night.

How do you get a woman who you just hardly met and is way out of your league?

I mean I was dressed like a street kid that night because I'm lazy like that and she looked stunning in black jeans and a nice leather coat and her wonderful.... muff XD

Seattle rain foiled my longboarding plans u_u So much for flying down hills this evening. I was looking forward to taking out my aggression on something other than the wannabe masterdomlydoms that don't know how to properly approach a person. Try being nice and treating me as a fellow human being first please.

And the next person trying to get me naked on webcam by saying my account will be deleted if I dont prove to them that I'm female can suck my shiney clit while I blacken both their eyes [: