pardonnezmoi

Dominant Couple, 27, ibiza

Male Submissive, 38, barcelona

Male Dominant, 27, San Francisco, California

I'm just not into pegging at all. And lube smells gross.

I can't tell if no one is interesting anymore, or if I'm just old.

I just got blocked for not responding to an email within an hour.  God, this place is fucking fantastic!  :-D *edit*  developing a cheap thrills kink

Him:  "I have long sought out a quality dome, lets talk" Me:

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I mean...it's not like I go searching for it but the gay boy submissive profiles here are so much fucking hotter - pound for pound. *wishing I had a big ole dominant cock*   hahahahaha

Things Pardonnez Moi doesn't like: Pics of old chubby dudes sitting on motorcycles.  :D   Seriously.

I'm not the type to pursue you.  If you want my attention, come get it.

I'm in love with reading journal entries here.  If you know any good ones, please help a girl out.  The crazier, the better.  Thanks.

Wow, there's a lot of dominant profiles here that sound like Trump wrote em'.

You all look so miserable!!! Come, let me save you.  haha

It's not that I really have an English accent fetish.  It's just that the UK tends to talk to women in a more matter of fact way.  Like I'm human or something.  That's attractive. The accent fucking helps, though.

So like...if you got a message from a girl that said she was really into being degraded because she was not feminine enough...humiliated.  I don't know...maybe her tits are really small or something.  And she said to you:  I would really get off if you made me dress like a man because I'm not woman enough to be woman.  I want you to force me to wear men's underwear and dress up in a suit, cut my hair really short, and tell me what a masculine bitch I am. You wouldn't take that as offensive to the male gender? I don't get this sissy shit.  Maybe I'm too old world.  But it just looks like a bunch of sausages stuck in pink cotton covering up a whole bunch of fucking misogyny.

I have fantasies, too.   I fantasize about men that are not completely awkward and inadequate about their own sexuality. I fantasize about them taking responsibility for the fucked up nature of the internet, and not putting their past experiences all over me.   I fantasize about men that have a solid grip on reality. I dream that men in their 20's wouldn't open up a conversation with me about how they have a thing for "milfs" or "cougars."   That they would understand how objectifying and offensive that is. Can't you think of anything else to talk about? Oh...dreaming.  of IQ's, and wit.  that would be so delicious.

Let's not jump to conclusions about me, eh?

*Objectification*  this is on my love list for kink.   I want beautiful 'objects.'  In some of the most superficial ways. *Body Worship*  this does not always mean you on your knees licking my ass.  ;)  I adore and worship perfection of the human body, myself. I don't want to sound like a total crotch, but...I have a relationship. I'm not desperate for kink.  I don't need anything from you besides a play toy.  If you don't have a beautiful body, please have a mind that I can adore, at least. There is plenty of mediocrity around me already.  I want something special. Thank you.

I've been on collarme so long...pardon my 'don't give a fuck' profile.

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