Also, I am not interested in Nigerian Subs and I do not wish to buy your humongous collection of SM Videoes.

I will also NOT post pictures of my johnson, and cannot for the life of me understand what's the big deal with that.

I am quite active on the local BDSM scene, that being the one around Drammen/Oslo, Norway. and would like to invite you one and all to come have coffe with Val Eyja.

Update: I recently split up with a partner and am now single. I will not begin sending copy/pasted messages reading: "I liak u, shal we fuk."