If you are going to come around me with a lot of big words and fake promises, please, just don't.  I've had about enough of men that talk big and don't back it up.

A note for the 18-30 something vanilla people trolling the site-

Someone on the internet is lying to you.

The older submissives on this site are not here to provide you with a kinky lay or to teach you how to be a Dominant.  We know exactly what we want and you aren't it.

So, if you are going to have the audacity to contact a woman that's old enough to be your mother, namely me, you CAN expect to be laughed at. Save yourself the humiliation and find someone your own age :-)

It is just as easy to make someone hate you as it is to love you. Just remember that Karma will avenge  the hurt you cause.

If you chose to attach yourself to a vanilla female for whatever reason, don't come hitting me up to provide what she won't. You made that choice, live with it, I am not here to be a kinky private booty call for anyone.

Oh My, netdio1 thinks he's man enough to make me his slave....LOL!

Not even in your wet dreams, dude.

Todays tidbit of amusement comes to us from the UK- Twice in 15 minutes.  Copy and paste from both messages-

The first, a 30 year old "Dom" asks- "will u be my sub? "

The second, a 22 year old "Dom" from London writes- "hello i wish dont refused my ask i want you be my sub".

Good God, really? 

I fear for the future of this world.

Why approach someone about a relationship if you don't have time to properly conduct that relationship? I don't want to be something that is just grabbed in a spare moment.

I gained a new admirer a couple of days ago, a 23 year old "Domme" from San Francisco who apparently doesn't read well. Now, I know that they are still teaching the kids how to read in school, but, based on what I've been seeing here, the reading comprehension level of the twenty something crowd just plain sucks. It's sad and kinda scary that these people will be running the world in the future. I sure hope some of them get a little smarter before that happens.

Got contact from a horny vanilla male trolling for a kinky piece of ass yesterday. Here's a bit of advice for ya, dude-

If you have to ask a masochist how you can hurt them, then, you aren't really a sadist. Some of us are smart enough to know a fake when we see one.

Todays item of amusement comes from a rather ill tempered Domme who is contacting submissives here asking if they want to meet her Dom "friend"...who doesn't even have a  profile on CM. When asked why her friend couldn't do his own footwork, I was informed he was "too busy" to do his own looking and she was just trying to help him". So, she's scoping profiles, looking for someone she thinks might like her friend and then is going to just turn his phone number over to anyone that seems interested. Not very smart if you ask me.

 If you are too busy to spend ten minutes filling out a profile and too busy to do your own looking, then you are too busy to properly develop a relationship with a submissive. You won't have much luck finding a compatible partner sending a flunky out to do what you should be doing on your own.

I got a new admirer tonight and he's all of 23 years old and from New York to boot.  Apparently, he can't read very well either. Really, dude, I have kids older than you, if you need a Mommy figure, I suggest you go look elsewhere. I have raised my kids and neither need nor want another child to raise. 

Reading through the profiles here on CM can be very amusing. There's quite a few on here that consider themselves a big badass Dominant/Master and post a list of your expectations/demands, but you never say what you have  to offer the one you want all this from. There's a difference between a Dominant and an asshole and some of you sure demonstrate that! These are generally the ones that start screaming fake when a female isn't/refuses to be what he thinks she ought to be. If you aren't getting the responses you think you should be getting, go take a good look at your profile. You guys need to remember that it is our choice and without that, you don't have anything. Learn how to show a little respect. Your demands and attitude are why you can't get any interest from any woman with any self respect.

A woman is often measured by the things she cannot control. She is measured by the way her body curves, or doesn't curve, by where she is flat or straight or round. She is measured by 36-24-36 and inches and ages and numbers, by all the outside things that don't ever add up to who she is on the inside. And so,if a woman is to be measured, let it be by the things she can control, by who she is and who she is trying to become. Because every woman knows that numbers are only statistics and statistics lie.

So many of you men are fixated on finding Little Miss Hottie that you ignore the women that aren't "perfect" on the outside, but good women on the inside. Then you turn around and wonder why Little Miss Hottie screwed you over for another man that is younger/richer/better looking than you. Shallow people attract  other shallow people and that's what you get.

If you get drunk and send rambling, semi-coherent messages to women who are clearly not what you are looking for, do NOT get your balls in a wad when you get told to go away. It isn't my fault that you can't comprehend what you read.

I have got to say that the reading comprehension level of some of the folks that inhabit the internet just plain SUCKS.
Please note that I am not just picking on the men, there are plenty of stupid women out there too and a couple of them have written me. However, I am heterosexual, so most of my journal entries are about the men I come across here and some other sites I have profiles on. If you have a rant about women, don't waste your time writing to me, because I am NOT saying we are perfect. Everyone has flaws, me included. I will even tell them to you if you want. I just can not stand deliberate stupidity in anyone.
I am very specific about what I am and what I want in all my online profiles. Age, role, distance, it's all there if you take the time to read it. There is NO guessing at what I want.

It is only a matter of time before someone that is too young, too far away or looking for something I am not writes to me and says, "hey I read your profile and really liked it"...
Really? You read the profile? Why are you writing to me if you read the profile? What is so special about you that you think I am going to ignore my standards just for you?
SOME of you guys read until you hit the first thing that makes your dick hard then ignore every thing else after that. Your brain stops functioning the instant the blood leaves it. You see only what turns you on and nothing else that was written. Then you turn around and wonder why you get no answer, a no thanks or worse. If you can't respect my standards, don't expect any respect from me.

Most of you are not this way and I greatly appreciate those of you that respect what you read. I've gotten some really nice comments and I thank you all very much for them. The internet is a wonderland of idiots and assholes of both genders and you guys give me some hope that there is intelligent life out there.

Today I am wondering what the deal is with the guys that list themselves as admirers, but, don't have the guts to make contact...what's up with that? Am I supposed to think that you like the profile, but not enough to actually communicate? I'm honestly puzzled here.

Awww, you got your widdle feelings hurt when you came out of nowhere and hit me up for a picture and I told you to go away and blocked you. If you are going to make another account just to tell me off, use a totally different name, jackass. I am not stupid.

I consider it very bad manners to demand a picture from someone without establishing some sort of compatibility with them first. If what I look like is of more concern to you than what I am, I don't need you as a play partner.

And then there's the 20 and 30 something "Doms" and "Masters" that think they found them a "cougar" to have some kinky sex with.... LOL, I think not dudes.

 Yesterday brought something a little different, this time coming from a woman asking if I was interested in dealing some CBT on a guy with another woman. I asked her exactly what was written on my profile that made her think I would be interested in that. She didn't bother to answer.

A note to those that don't want to pay attention to what I wrote, the key words here are 

*heterosexual* *submissive* *masochist*

Tonight, I got an email from a man asking me if I would force him to eat a used tampon of mine. Sure thing, pacman3, we don't even live in the same state so, I guess I'd just have to mail that to you? 

I have no problems with seeing all the shades of grey. I have a big problem with deliberate stupidity and I am not nice to those that think they are going to troll me.

Today I got mail from a man offering me money to let him spank me and another (who obviously didn't read the profile) offering me money to spank him. Wow, guys, are you really that desperate? That's just sad...