After many months of head slamming on the desk and hair pulling I have finally finished my website.  I now feel like an expert, well except for SEO, I need an expert in that category.

Getting close to having boat repaired and back in the water for the 2014 season. Will probably host some munches on the boat.  Stay tuned.

Stuck in Vegas for a week, internet painfully slow.  I have a few large crates of a display here at the show and another crate hung up in customs from Paris. So I was thinking now would be a good time to empty the contents of another crate full of Doc Johnson "toys" that  I have tucked in the back of my warehouse. 

Because of some fortunate connections I happen to have over 600 brand new Doc Johnson toys at my warehouse that I am willing to sell as a lot or piece by piece. There is a variety and I can send you photos, descriptions and pricing. The prices are better than any online and you pay no shipping if you can meet me at my warehouse or somewhere near the general KC area. I would like to reclaim the use of this crate - so contact me if you need/want something fun. 

So I saw Santa the other day and asked why he didn't come to my house anymore. He replied with a big mischievous grin and said,   "Well, it is your attitude, that's got to change"

Apparently just my attitude is a problem, he must be ok with the kink thing.  I will work on that Santa, I promise.

Taking care of an elderly parent who lately seems to be in the hospital more than out. My hands are full, so I do not log on here much nor do I have any time to play/engage except a few select events maybe.

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, GUYS GET A CLUE!!!!! If the only photos you have to post is pictures of your dick hanging out, your ass or something being inserted into your ass then you really have nothing to offer anyone. But don't take my word for it, ask any female on this site or even read their profiles, we aren't looking for a cock or an acrobatic ass, we want you, your whole persona, what makes you - you.  We DO NOT want photos of your privates, get it? It still amazes me that men who are well past 30 still have not learned this lesson and I suspect if you are clueless about that, then there are many other lessons you are missing about connecting with a female.  I am sick of profiles of men who are on this site hourly with this type of photo and cannot figure out why they can't get a female to engage. Simple enough?

Someone asked me what my hard limits were, other than the obvious and normal things. MARRIED MEN. I REFUSE TO DO THEM. They act like they own you while they lie to you to gratify their needs. YEP MARRIED MEN, MY NEW HARD LIMIT.