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he size of my family's vineyards is exceeded only by that of my member, though I must confess that the former arose from dubious land deals with the Vichy regime and the latter from multiple surgeries akin to those used to treat achondroplastic dwarfism. When not managing my portfolio of extensive offshore holdings, I divide my time between my career as an underwear model and my volunteer service as a four-star chef for Doctors Without Borders. My love-making techniques have made me Hollywood's best-kept secret; the Asahi Shimbun publishes my haikus anonymously lest my identity occasion a spate of honor suicides among Japan's resident laureates. I have mastered crafts long thought forgotten, I have counseled prophets, I have wrestled with ancient gods.
I am, in short, immortal
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I am that bad love affair that every woman needs to have. The upside is that although ultimately doomed the ride will be fun! Which is really what life is all about!! That and ya' know ME :)
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