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I party like it's 1999! Everyday is my lucky day. I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. My fantasies always come true. Fashion is always a step behind me. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. My watch doesn't tell time, I tell it. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I'm a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I wrote a book, and put 50 Shades of Grey to shame. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me and children want to be me. I'm a go-getta. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I'm an Ivy League graduate, which makes me wise beyond my years. I’m a bit of a scoundrel in that I’m very good at understanding when there’s good chemistry, and I’ve never been the one that’s scared of making the first move. Basically... I rock.
You should message me if:
You're Miss Right. Preferably, if your first name isn't Always.
You can tell me why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed.
And yes, that is really me.
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