Advance prototype of 2009 model now available for Qualified Lady Researchers looking to conduct Hands-On Top-Level Research in the fields of Advanced Abasement, Capricious Cruelty, Extreme Embarrassment, Hilarious Humiliation and Related Amusement Sciences. (Or for Those just looking to trade in Their 2008 models.) Available on either a per use basis or for outright ownership.
100% embarrassable, mind fuckable, humiliatable, teasable/deniable, loanable, twistable around Your little finger.
Suitable for experiments to determine:
1) How often, easy and HARD You can laugh.
2) Proper calibration of the slave for maximum hilarity.
3) How many ways (and the best ways) a man can be made to look and feel silly.
4) The exact Crying Point of Chastity.
5) The Burning Point of Shame.
6) Whether housework is best done (and coffee and meals best served) naked or in a frilly Maid’s Uniform.
7) The value of the constant x in the equation L = xU, where L is Laughter and U is Unfairness.
8) How many of Your vanilla girlfriends will burst out in hysterical laughter at the spectacle of a naked man on his knees in the throes of deep embarrassment.
9) Whether the pleasure/orgasmic inducing capability of a man’s tongue increases arithmetically…or geometrically…or exponentially…in relation to his sexual desperation.
10)Any as yet undiscovered or unrealized benefits and joys of Female Supremacy.
And many others…
Most appropriate for the Lady Researcher Who:
1)Considers any day not spent embarrassing a male a wasted day.
2)Never heard of the word “mercy”.
3)Lists “Humiliatrix” on Her resume under “Hobbies”.
4)NEEDS to laugh every day.
5)Doesn’t confuse Fantasy with Reality, but appreciates and is always hungry to explore the miracles and mysteries of both.
6)Knows what Safe means, knows what Sane means, knows what Consensual means…and most especially knows what FUN means!
7)Has an attention span longer than an email.
8)Relishes and savors the delicious joys of Female Supremacy; but doesn’t think She’s the greatest thing since sliced bread—which means She probably is.
9)Enjoys people and experiences for what they are, rather than judging and bemoaning them for what they aren’t.
10)Has a big heart, a kind soul, a loving spirit, a sweet tooth for vanilla…and an extremely cruel whimsy!
Be the first on Your block to own one!
Book a No Obligation Test Drive now! Model is currently kneeling in the Showroom, just idling. Shift it into “Suffering” and watch it perform!
Your satisfaction guaranteed! Mine, on the other hand, is entirely up to You...
