MyssBytch


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	About MyssBytch married or otherwise attached people need not apply. Neither do you folks who are looking for an online Domme, that ain't My thang. And y'all who are very far away, give Me a break already. Thanks I am a novice Domme, (most interests I have listed I am curious about, no experience) but do not mistake that for stupid, I am not. I have spent many hours reading, researching, and learning from My Mentors. I am now ready to take that first step. I seek a straight male sub. he will be masculine-I am not interested in sissies. If I wanted a girl, I'd be a lesbian. And he will be an adult. I am finished changing diapers. he can be a beginner or more experienced, as long as he is serious. he will worship the ground I walk on and treat Me accordingly. he will be near Me or willing to come to Me. And for the love of god, quit telling Me all I can do to you. I will do to you as I choose to do, not as you desire Me to. And quit being a whiny bitch when W/we meet for the first few times and just talk, not play. If you are the type that often plays and/or has sex with people you don't know well, you are probably not My type anyway. If, on the other hand, you might be interested in cucking for Me, amongst other things? DO write an intelligent response and send it along! NEW Will consider a female sub. If you are only interested in play without service, don’t bother. If you really think that there is a shortage of asses to beat out there, you have deluded yourself. Do not contact Me and tell Me all the things you are interested in, it isn’t about you. Learn the difference between “bottom” and “submissive.” I have a pretty large bitch streak and enjoy nurturing and using it. Beware. Please have a face pic when you contact Me. I have one as well and am willing to send it after W/we chat a bit.

They say this like it's a bad thing???

You Scored as Fussy and demanding

For You, a slave is nothing but a servant. And You want him to serve You everywhere around the house. You expect him to treat You as a princess, as the Queen of the house. You want Your slave to take care of all the house chores. And if he's working good and paying enough, then maybe he'll earn the priviledge to serve You personnaly by massaging or licking Your feet, for example...

Teasing and "bitchy"

80%

Fussy and demanding

80%

The Trainer

78%

Lifestyler

73%

Sadistic but indulgent

72%

Psychologist

70%

Kinky and sex driven

63%

Possessive and controlling

62%

The Player

49%

Loving, caring and with submissive tendencies

47%

Cold and distant

44%

Humiliatrix

38%

Female supremacist

37%

Extremely sadistic, twisted and pitiless

22%

http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/new/coolguy4444/which-kind-of-domme-are-you/

I have clearly been ignoring the trolls too much! Today I get a message from a "submissive" that says (and this is a direct quote, typos, grammatical errors and all):

"WOW YOUr HUGE." I of course replied, "wow, you're an ass!" "he" replied, "What> why? i don't get it al lthe dommes on here are huge and nasty looking why is that?"

At least I got a chuckle before blocking "him."

The Bytch is in Detroit! W00t!

Moving to the Detroit area in a few weeks. Look out!

Some folks have a reading comprehension issue. *I* am a Domme. *you* list yourself as "submissive." So explain this email to Me:

I will make you clean my house on your hands and knees. Will put you on leash and will whip you untill you beg, then you will beg to work for me, for free.

cant wait to humiliate you , put you on leash and lead to show to all my friends.. you will be a good little slut , because you wont want to be beaten again

What else could I respond to that? The rest of the conversation went:

Good luck with that. boy.

i am not boy!

you are boy to Me. Can you not read?

I AM NOT BOY!!!!! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND MAKE YOU CRAWL

Good bye, boy idiot.

Lesbanism looks better and better all the time.

Fucking FREAK! Aside from the copy and paste quality of this message (and lack of picture as usual), god save me from those who would inflict their kink on non consenting animals.

Hello,

I am a obedient whore that has been trained for years for complete ownership with no rights or mercy. My primary training has been for service to my owner with no restrictions with hours of non stop oral service, and to K9's where i served up to 5 male Great Danes as their breeding bitch sucking there cocks and taking them up my bitch hole ass for when my owner wanted to be entertained, and when i was not in use. I am very loyal, kind and shy. i hope that i am not bothering you and you would be interested in this type of slave.

Thank you kindly for your time.

Ahhhh, it really sucks to leave 87 degrees to come back to 40 degrees. However will I keep up My tan? :D

I am off to Florida on Sunday! A week away from this igloo will do Me good!

Obviously I have been ignoring the fools, not posting their stupidity in My journal, cause they are out in force lately. Little attention whores that they are, if I don't relate My tales from time to time, I get double the punishment. So here is the winner of the week:

Hello. 25 sub male from XXXXX. I am very new into BDSM Lifestyle so i am looking for a mistress who would like to dominate,train me and make me become an obedient slave.I love bondage, cock bondage,cock and ball torture,cock cages,,pussy worship,force masturbation,force cumming, tease and cum denial, strap on,role play, cuffs, verbal humiliation,spitting,nipple torture,wax play. I hate eating my cum. I have never eated my cum for anyone but I would love to be forced to do it. I heared that this is a MUST for every Mistress. So if you would like to make me feel the taste of my own cum please do so. I am waiting for the right Mistress to do it. if you are interested in me Mistress please add me to your Yahoo list. My ID is : XXXXX. Thank you so much for reading this Mistress and hope to hear from you soon.

As is plain to see, it is all about him. Not in the right tense, but still-all about what he wants. When will you fools learn?

Here's the winners I have had in the last few days.

Winner #1-claims to be a submissive yet cannot follow the simple instruction of "send a picture," then proceeds to argue with Me. At the end, he says "I can see why you have a problem." Hmmm, sound very submissive to you? Not really.

Winner #2 will not send a picture because he is "discrete" I am sure he means "discreet" but that is another vent altogether). However, he quickly offers up his webcam for My viewing. Yeah, real "discrete" there. *eyeroll*

I am soooo fucking sick of "men." I am >< this close to changing sides.

Lest I be thought of as biased, I feel compelled to post this bit that I ran across at another site. This is the profile of a "Domme," that quit disgusts Me. And just in case you are interested-she is at least middle aged. boys? We are certainly not all like this.

I'm looking for a submissive man because I like control. Not just in the bedroom either but control of finances and day to day decisions in general. I seek a Long Term Relationship but not marriage. The age range between 40 and 50 will do just fine. No children please, grown or otherwise. None at all. Even though I am BBW, I am not attracted to BHM's. Nor am I attracted to hair on the face or an abundance on the person. Please be honest and courteous, a quick learner and obedient without arguing. I will want to move to the Albuquerque area of New Mexico so keep that in mind. I would prefer you to have a home to sell for relocation or the equivalency of close to $300,000. That's My profile and I'm sticking to it!

you little idiot, foolish boys. Do you not realize that We Dommes have Friends? That some of those Friends also have profiles here at collarme? Do you not think that We talk about how stupid you are, how We get the same messages from some of you? One of you is even stupid enough to tell Me that you are submissive and all the things you want Me to do to you, then turn around and try to hit on My submissive friend, act as if you are a Dom. *eyeroll*

No wonder the world is so fucked up, it is run by idiot men.

Idiot of the day (but keep in mind, the day is young, there is always room for a competitor):

could you direct a mouth soaping punishment on here to help ease my guilt what i did im asking you because you're gorgeous and i know ill do what you say with the bar of soap as if you were giving it can you help please?

A. What part of "don't message Me without a picture" is difficult to understand? B. What part of "online ain't My thing" is difficult to understand? C. What is in it for Me?

And any of you boys that are considering sending a similar message? Know this-I don't respond and I block you. So if you think you can come back later and apologize for being an idiot, that doesn't work anyway.

I had the most awesome weekend, thank Y/you too all of My buddies. Y/you know who Y/you are and Y/you are the greatest. All you foolish boys that flaked out? your loss. the boys that WERE here, have some memories and marks that will be with them for awhile.

Now, what did I learn? Hmmm.....an evil stick is really fun on the tip of the cock. And, I am a bit more sadistic than I would have thought, what fun. ;) Also? Thigh high boots are best worn with pantyhose not thigh high stockings. Just sayin'!

Loser of the day award goes to....

hello you beauiful superior GODDESS
my name is **** i'm a jewish slave from israel men from all over the world should bow at your holy feet and beg you to lick them clean! may i bow to your pics? i can do that naked in a webcam for your entertainment.
please pay me some attention

What part of "if you are far away," "I don't do the cyber thing" and "don't message Me without a pic" is so difficult to understand? And for god's sake, type your shit in word first and try the spell and grammar check. And that is all after I get past the fact of "I don't know you, have never talked to you before, so WTF?" Guess what My response was to this "sub."

Two days left til Wicked, but the birthday party starts Friday. I know that Ms. Kelly is still looking for a few more boys to serve over the weekend. It is funny that all y'all talk the talk but when it comes down to it, none of you want to walk the walk.

My good friend, Mistress Eve, just called from the hospital. She and Her daughter were in a car accident today. Daughter was released with minor injuries, Mistress Eve will be staying a few days. Let U/us all keep Her, Her boy, and Her family, in our thoughts.

Stupidity journal, entry #239748923749

From a California boy today:

hi Lady.I am horny.I want to be your slave

Hmmm, what does that do for Me? he's horny so I should care? I can fuck him from MI to CA? What is this exactly?

I had such an awesome weekend! It is so much fun to catch up with My community friends. I spent about an hour in the hot tub, sat by the bonfire, watched fireworks, watched some play (and more fireworks! *eg*), great conversation.....doesn't get much better than that.

And this is the shit I come back to waiting for Me here at collarme:

i would love to clean your puss oral after you have sex

Hmmm,a stranger offering oral sex. Somehow, it just doesn't rev My engine.

ill insert a 12inch dildo in my tight white cowboy ass on cam for you if you desire it???

Hmmm, another stranger offering to pleasure himself and somehow act as if it is for My benefit? I think I'll pass on this one, too.

i vow ;

I vow to honor you ,And obey you.

My soul is placed in your hands.

I will keep myself and be true to you.

I vow to be faithful in everyway,

Mind, body, and soul I swear.

I place no one before or above you,

I will have no secrets I can't share.

I vow to honor and respect always you,

To worship all that we are and will be.

You are my everything, you complete me.

I vow to fulfill your needs and desires,

I have no purpose in life but to be yours.

Hmmmm. Another stranger (WTF is it with "men" saying this shit to someone they have never even chatted with before?) sending Me a message that he has obviously copied/pasted to a few other Dommes. Nah, I'll wait for the next one here, too.

I'm down, use me please mistress, I will serve very well

A stranger that is self confessed in need of some psychiatric care? Well, I guess I will pass that one, too.

Good god, I think I will have to go vanilla, submissive or lesbian and none of them sound good to Me.

Well this is a new one on Me. "subs" that want to challenge Me, backtalk and just generally be disrespectful and not follow instructions....via E-MAIL!! Gimme a break. Yeah, I will be in a REAL hurry to meet with you, won't I? Idiots.

Hey, hey it's My birthday (almost). My very good Friend, SweetGoddessMI is throwing a party and We are doing the Wicked thing. Who wants to come along and who wants to serve?

What makes you idiots think that I will accept a chat request before W/we have even exchanged a message or two? And without a picture, no less. There really needs to be a basic reading test that must be passed before being allowed to create a profile.

For the love of all that is good in the world, would the bigwigs at collarme PLEASE put in two new categories-"top" and "bottom!" I am so sick of hearing from all the fools who want Me to do this or that to them and have no clue about what submission entails.

So I get this today, from a person who has never interacted with Me at all. And of course, he didn't bother to send a picture along. Not that it would have made a difference, but I am sick of people who cannot read.

please hurt me today. i am in *******

If he keeps asking strangers on the internet that same question, he might find himself hurt. And not in the way W/we like. Fucking moron.

Ugggh. I thought he was a good and serious boy, but I am let down again. he has a few dozen excuses and they may be all true, but I am still disappointed. I might as well go back to the vanilla dating scene, grrrr....

Since so many seem to be unable to read, let Me spell ist out again: if you live far away from Me (and just so W/we are clear-Canada and California would fall under the "far away" umbrella), do not waste My time. I don't do the online thing, so what else is there? And don't email Me with the "but, I am willing to relocate!" whine. you might be willing, but to tell Me that in your first email is assinine.

And while I am ranting, quit with the copy and pasted emails that you sent to the last 3 Dommes you messaged. We can tell, you aren't that sneaky.

Scammers, fakes, and liars, oh My! I wonder why a boy would be so insistent on talking to Me, finally I agree to a meeting and I come back to talk about it only to find his account deleted. How very bizarre.

Isn't this funny-I post about a good boy that I am chatting with and am flooded with emails saying "is that me?" Trust Me, the one who it is about, knows it is about him. Why is it when I post about the idiots, nobody wonders if that is about them? LOL

I am so pleased to discover that there are indeed genuine boys out there. I have been chatting with a most pleasant boy and think he may actually have an idea of what submission entails. What a refreshing change.

Today's stoopid award goes to a "Dom." This is what he had to say:

Hello, my name is ****** and I am seeking a sub/slave to serve for me. One thing I love to do with a slave is get her dressed up in tight, constrictive clothing like spandex, latex/rubber, pantyhose, tight jeans etc. This not only looks hott but makes her feel more owned/controlled. I then like to suspend the slave to have her as my dangling puppet to do with what I please. Please let me know if youre interested in any of this for I'd like to get things going as far as getting to know one another. One question I have for you is what BDSM experience do you have to date?

Ok, let us suppose I can get past the disrespectful tone to the message in the first place. Let us also suppose I can forgive him for not sending his picture, for apparently thinking that Women are just waiting for him to come along and swoop them up (cause he does want to get things going, after all) and just ignorance in general. Supposing all of that-can he not read? I of course reply, "I am a Dominant Woman, you fool." To which he said "under every domme theres a sub waiting to come out." Major frigging *eyeroll* there. WTF is it with Dominant men thinking they can convert Us?

Yet another bright and shining example of stupidity I received today, complete with cock shots, no less. Can people not read? Is this a male sub thing?

Hi, I was wanting to know If you would wanna do some CBT on me, On my webcam?
I'll do almost anything you command me to do to my cock and balls. You can call me names and make fun of my small little pathetic Cock and Balls too. You could make me poor something or put something down my peehole, almost ANYTHING you want to do to, What do you think????

For the love of GOD! PLEASE learn the difference between "Dominate" and "Dominant." While W/we are on the subject, also figure out the difference between "Woman" and "Women," "there" and "their," "to," "too," and "two," and "your" and "you're." Doesn't anyone go to high school anymore?

Oh how I love the power, it's so wonderful to trade.I spend no time with cock in hand. I'm too busy as her maid.I was attracted to her power, like an insect to the flame.How I hate it! How I crave it! Groveling in my helpless shame.I have no say in what comes next, regardless of my mood.Oh so humbly do I suffer, deeply mired in servitude.
There's beauty in my torment, her whim is my decree.Oh how I strive to please her. She's the keeper of my key.I think I gave it willingly, this power to unlock,this harness that enslaves me, so imprisoning my cock.
I swear I'm not complaining, but I thought it just a game.I didn't know she'd own me, change me, punish me til tame.I'm sure that I deserve it, treating women like the pits.But I'm not begging for my freedom, just parole for a few minutes.
I think one day she'll free me, if I can convince her thatshe owns my soul, my future, she controls the ball and bat.At first I begged and threatened, even said my balls would burst.She laughed and shook her head and said, "You've earned another month."
So now I eat her daily, for why should she go without?She's not the one who cheated. Causing pain? Fair turnabout.Besides, she likes clean toilets, so shiny porcelain abound.And 'cause I have to sit to pee, the toilet seat's always down.
I'm not allowed erections. My plastic cage always sees to that.I no longer pant to rubbing flesh, nor feel the gooey splat.I humbly do the house-work; mop the floors and iron her dainties.An endless list of nasty tasks, my week's a string of Mondays.
I paint her toes and brush her hair and tongue her fore and aft.She mustn't lift a finger. She's the Goddess of my shaft.And should I make an error, which often seems to be my way,my harsh sentence in the harness seems to lengthen day by day.
Should I in any way not please, or be so bold to sass,she commands I wear a large black rubber butt-plug up my ass.So I no longer own myself. I serve as slave and slut.She says I'm easy to control; just keep my cell door shut.
She loves humiliation, mine, sometimes mixing it with pain.She determines when I'm naked, wearing panties or a chain.Teasing me's her passion, as she says it makes her hot.My frustrations make her climax, her just knowing I cannot.We're both experts with our brushes, I use mine to clean the john.Hers she splats against my ass and thighs until I moan.
My Mistress finds it humorous, to put me on display.Her friends all think it precious, that their word I must obey.They love to snap their fingers, make me satisfy their whim.Blush-red is now my color, silent suffering my hymn.
When they command, I show my stuff, except for what's now hidden.They have the right to make me cry, to serve as I am bidden.They're not above some tickling, or some teasing of my balls.They love to watch my cock attempt to squirm against its walls.
My prison's made of plastic, and allows me no respite.It retains me and restrains me, helps retrain me to live right.What's right? Only the Mistress knows. I really can't be sure.She said it has something to do with seeing I stay pure.
Giving her my gonads, and the sperm they used to make...Submitting to her dominance, succumbing to my fate...Bowing yielding, persevering, learning to anticipateher stern commands, her manner, which always humiliate.Writhing, lusting, as I suffer, paying homage to her twat.Praying she'll show mercy. She said, "Mercy! What is that?"
This pressure's always building, never quiet, never calm,If only I could touch it, it'd explode like a time-bomb.Still I adore her deft control, her power to curtail.The torment's so delicious. Am I addicted to my jail? -patrick

12/29/2007 2:19:46 AM

After being sick for about a week, I finally bit the bullet and went to the doctor. Pneumonia, she says! Ughhh. No wonder I feel like poop. Happy New Year friends. Think of Me as I lay on My couch watching the ball drop and couging up My lung. LOL

12/26/2007 1:21:33 AM

I hope everyO/one had an aweome holiday! I took time to reflect on My journey to this point. It has been a great ride, I admit. I have learned alot about Myself as well as some O/others. I am dismayed though. It seems the search for the right boy is a long one. So many need to go back and re-read, re-learn, whatever....what submission is about. Let Me tell you what it is NOT about. It is not about telling Me what you like or what you want Me to do to you. It is not about promising Me your house, your car, your dog or your first born child within the first few messages W/we have exchanged. Don't be stupid. It is not about thinking that I will be your new Mommy and take care of whatever little messes you have made in your life, be it financial, emotional or otherwise. It is not about thinking you are so much smarter or otherwise better than Me that *I* should be lucky that *you* are talking to Me. Have you lost your fucking mind? It is not about saying "whatever you like, Mistress." For real-have enough self respect to know your own limits and expect them to be honored even while they are pushed. I mean really, WHATEVER I want? What a stupid thing to say. It is not about sending Me a message that makes it very clear that you did not read My profile. Nor is it about sending Me a message with a picture of yourself naked, unless I asked for such a thing. Do you really think that My primary concern is the size of your genitalia? Good god, boys. LEARN something before jumping into the pool. *I* have Mentors and some great friends in the lifestyle that have taught Me soooo much. From them, I have learned alot of things that even the hours and hours of research and reading I have done could not have taught Me. Most I have met in the lifestyle, I have met from THIS site originally. And most are more than willing to teach you what they know, direct you to some great resources, etc....find those people and learn. It is a shame that as new as *I* am, I often feel like I know much more than those of you who have supposedly "been in the lifestyle" for many years. Not only are you shortchanging any Mistress/Master you hope to serve, you are shortchanging yourself.

12/19/2007 10:45:30 PM

Anyone know what is wrong with castle realm? When I go to the site, I cannot get in anymore. :(

11/2/2007 1:46:26 AM

I wonder why someOne would put Me on His favorites list, then turn around and block Me, so that I cannot communicate with Him? Hmmmm......

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