I suppose its time for an update. Howdy Y/yall. I'm a great big ole boy from the country. Yes, I try to be a southern gentleman, been called a knight a few times by folks on here, no idea what that is though. Its funny how bad things allways come at you in sets though. With that said, heres a minor history lesson concerning me.

I got a divorce a couple years ago from my wife of 10 years who decided she enjoyed having 3somes +, just forgot to let me know she was having them. I moved back in with my folks, and got a new job, eventually moving into a fixer upper rental house. About a week ago, an old growth (150 year old) oak uprooted, and crushed the majority of the aforementioned house. So, I'm living with my folks again (yeah I know, that sucks). Due to our current economy, my hours at work have been cut, and I'm living off of partial unemployment half the time (yep, I live at home AND I'm broke as a joke, great huh?). So to make a really long story short, I'm in a real bad spot in my life right now.
Heres the good parts. If we somehow hit it off, and we like one another, heres what I can give you. I'm faithful beyond words, I do not cheat. If I tell you something, I mean it. If I make a promise, I'll keep it or die trying. I was raised to be a gentleman, and I do the best I can at it. If it aint working out, I'll tell you, and save us both the pain of a drawn out deal with no real feeling. I have honor, and I'll treat you with respect. I'll defend your honor, at all times. I'm a country boy /hick, huntin, fishin, woods, creeks, simple pleasures are my lifesblood. I'll never ask anything of you I'm not ready to give of myself. I will not lie to you, not even to keep from hurting your feelings. Above all this, if it goes that way, I"ll give you true hardcore unconditional love.

PS: I have a very sick twisted sense of humor

"Ask not what your country can do for you"--JFK
(Translation: "Give us your lives and your bodies, and your money, no, youre not getting anything outta this except a pine box")